Is America Still a Democracy? There Is Some Debate…
Good To See That, When It Came To The Vice-presidential Debate, The Republican Party Bros To The Occasion
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
Vance supporters are countering “We are not going back!” chants by Tim Walz supporters with a “Suck My D**k” chant outside where the CBS debate will be.
They are disgraceful.
We Prefer To Call Them “Low Information Breathers”
Elie Mystal
@ElieNYC
JD Vance is acting like Donald Trump *saved* Obamacare???
Are there mouth breathers who actually believe this bullshit??
I Can Name 140 Police Officers Who Might Disagree With You, There, JD
Walter Masterson
@waltermasterson
“Trump peacefully gave over the election on January 20th”
Are you fucking kidding me? He never conceded.
Yes, But The Company Was Taken Over At The Time By Illegals From Mexico!
TheRealThelmaJohnson
@TheRealThelmaJ1
I love how J.D. Vance always links his mother’s addiction with the border. She stole drugs from the hospital, J.D. They came from the drug factory in a box that said Purdue Pharmaceuticals on the side.
We Lied
We Thought You, Of All People, Would Appreciate That
Republican Voters Against Trump
@AccountableGOP
Brennan: “Just to clarify for our viewers, Springfield, Ohio, does have a large number of Haitian migrants who have legal status.”
JD Vance: “The rules were that you guys weren’t going to fact-check.”
Yeah, Not Dying On The Debate Stage Seems To Be His Priority
Tim Miller
@Timodc
Gotta admit JD’s ability to code switch from a sociopathic ass who is ambivalent to human suffering on MAGA bro podcasts to a guy who credibly seems like he doesn’t want other people to die on the debate stage is a useful political skill that he has deployed effect
VANCE: “Tim, I’m Focused On Trump Losing The 2024 Election.”
Senator Dayna Polehanki
@SenPolehanki
WALZ: “Did Trump lose the 2020 election?”
VANCE: “Tim, I’m focused on the future.”
WALZ: “That’s a damning non-answer.”
#VPDebate2024 #VPDebate
Who Knew That The Yale Law School Was Such A Bastion Of Radical Thinking?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
JD Vance says he was “annoyed” by Tim Walz citing economists saying Trump’s policies will lead to a rise in inflation, because “I don’t think economists know what the hell they’re talking about”
And Let Us Not Forget Donald Trump (Much As We May Like To…)
TRANSLATION: There Were No Adults In The Room To Keep Me From Watching The Purge
Kamala HQ
@KamalaHQ
Trump says his idea for stopping crime is to allow for “one really violent day”: “One rough hour, and I mean real rough…”
So, Any City With A School, Then?
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: We can’t have factories being built where you have criminals walking down the street with the worst weapons that you’ve ever seen, with machine guns and everything else.
And People Want Him To Have Access To The Nuclear Potatoes?
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Trump sounds like a guy at an assisted living facility complaining that the instant mashed potatoes are too watery.
Even The Zombie Apocalypse Needs Entertainment
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump:The Tonight Show is dying. Bring back Johnny Carson.
Was It On Fifth Avenue?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump accused Kamala Harris of murder during his speech today in Wisconsin: “She murdered him. In my opinion Kamala murdered him. Just like she had a gun in her hand.”
What Women Want? Sorry, But We Don’t Want That…
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: We want beautiful babies in our country. We want you to have your beautiful, beautiful, perfect baby. We want those babies and we need them.
Is It, Though?
You Might Want To Ask The Supreme Court For Its Thoughts On The Subject
They’ll Probably Tell You It Was An Official Act Of His Presidency, Even Though He Hasn’t Been President For Almost Four Years
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
CAUGHT ON TAPE: Donald Trump was busted handing out money to voters to cover groceries at a campaign stop.
This is a clear violation of election law.
I Hear Lots Of Bobbing, But No Weaving…
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: She had the other interview with the other guy who was a nice guy, I think, from Philadelphia, from Pennsylvania, and he was a nice guy. He was asking her all these. They only take – they don’t take like I do. Anybody wants to go, go. What the hell difference does it make –
As A Matter Of Fact, I Could Make This Up
The Problem Is: Nobody Would Want To Read It
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
Donald Trump just said he doesn’t like to use a teleprompter, and we need a president who doesn’t need a teleprompter while reading from his teleprompter.
You can’t make this up.
But Not You – You Look Poor – I’m Talking About Rich People, Billionaires Like Me
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: We gave you before the greatest, the biggest tax hikes in the history of our country
What About Other People? There Must Be Other People. Tell Me That There Are Other People!
What Is Black Sabbath Lyrics, Alex?
Jen “We aren’t going back” Rubin
@JrubinBlogger
Moral cowards with the fantasy of future relevance
Elon Musk Is Proof That Clowns Can Arrugah Arrugah Arrugah!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Mark Cuban is proof that morons can become billionaires
That Was Different Because He’s Useful To Us In This Cam – I Mean, NO, HE DIDN’T!
Acyn
@Acyn
Collins: You can’t blame the media for for those threats.
Jr: When someone allows people to have a platform to call someone literally Hitler…
Collins: JD Vance once likened your father to Hitler
Because, As Every Originalist Knows, Following The Constitution Is Optional
If It Was Mandatory, It Would Be In The Oath Of Office Or Something
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
.@PabloReports: Mr Speaker, do you commit to observing regular order in the certification process of the 2024 election, even if Harris beats Trump?
MIKE JOHNSON: Well of course — if we have a free, fair, and safe election we’re gonna follow the Constitution, absolutely
Real Men Have Concussion From Crushing One Too Many Beer Cans On Their Heads
Acyn
@Acyn
Watters: Real men don’t think Tim Walz is a real guy.
Having Paid So Much For It, You Would Have Thought He Would Spring A Few Bucks For Lessons To Learn How To Play It Properly
Pop Crave
@PopCrave
Elderly man purchased a signed Taylor Swift guitar for $4,000 at a live auction and immediately smashed it with a hammer.