They Want More Money Already?
“Police ask for help to ID person found dead in April”
– Toronto Star
“Thanks For The Introduction, But We’re Old Friends…”
“Hypocrisy, meet Doug Ford”
– Toronto Star
Others Realize That Being “Experts” Means Never Having To Say You Personally Worry About Money
“Some experts worry about fiscal sustainability”
– Toronto Star
JD Vance Assures Republican Donors That He And The Furniture Were Just Good Friends
“Famous pullout couch to go on display”
– Toronto Star
Sounds Like The Premise Of A Cronenberg Film
“Live long & prosper
I booked into a luxury wellness resort that promises to ‘transform lives,’ in the shortest possible time”
– Toronto Star
Let’s Withhold Judgment Until The Supreme Court Has A Chance To Weigh In On The Subject
“Being Latino Is Not a Crime”
– New York Times
Give Him Time: It’s Hard To Reach The Throat Of A Desperately Squirming Animal!
“Tories struggle to stay united:
Questions swirl around Poilievre’s grip on caucus”
– Toronto Star
“Thank God For Mediocrity!” The Tory Leader Sighs To Himself
“Poll offers good news for Poilievre
Conservatives would fare better under their embattled leader than his possible replacements”
– Toronto Star
Isn’t That A Symptom Of Menopause?
“Ovation inflation
Experts weigh in on why endless applause at film festivals doesn’t guarantee success”
– Toronto Star
Don’t Be So Cynical! I Think We All Know Who’s Going To Pay!
“Buckle up!
Toronto’s Pearson airport is launching a 10-year, multibillion-dollar expansion with no set budget and unanswered questions about who’s going to pay”
– Toronto Star
We Bombed Them Into Oblivion, And THIS Is How They Thank Us?
“Vietnam Shifts Away From U.S.”
– New York Times
I’m Happy With My Baths The Way They Are, Thank You Very Much!
“These will make you rethink your go-to bubbly”
– Toronto Star
It Will Never Work Out If You Believe Women Are Just As Capable Of Men At Riding Broncs At Rodeos And Your Partner Doesn’t
What?
“Have talk with new partner about ‘cowgirl’ position”
– Toronto Star
At Last! The Real Reason Donald Trump Wants To Take Over Canada!
“B.C.’s luscious VALLEY
The Okanagan can grow ‘every kind of grape in the world’ – but you’ll have to travel here to sip these wines”
– Toronto Star
With THIS Reality? Not Bloody Likely, Mate!
“Don’t let rhetoric outrun the reality”
– Toronto Star
From Now On, Will Only Deal With Crises That Have The Sense To Stay Put!
“Police may end mobile crisis program”
– Toronto Star
It Will If It Sells Squalor And Despair
“A store won’t ruin your neighbourhood”
– Toronto Star
Of Course It’s Easier To Have Sex In Them Now That The Cameras Are Gone!
“21 of 150 camera spots are fit for humps”
– Toronto Star
Florida Man Thinks Drilling For Oil Off The Coast Will Solve The Problem
“Hot Ocean Kills Off Florida’s Vital Coral”
– New York Times
TIP 4: Fly By Bus
“How to ease fear of flying
I’m a travel writer who suffers from turbulence anxiety. These tips help me manage
– Toronto Star
Poilievre Could Learn A Lot About Manners From A Fifth Grader
That Doesn’t Mean He Will
“Poilievre could learn a lot from Erskine-Smith”
– Toronto Star
High-income Trust Of CRA Is Costly For All Other Canadians
“Mistrust of CRA is costly for low-income Canadians”
– Toronto Star
That’s Some Next Level Bridezilla Shit Right There
“Another man arrested in Wedding case”
– Toronto Star
Headline Writer Needs Sensitivity Training
“Officer hit with charges including sexual assault”
– Toronto Star
He Just Wants To Be Handed A Little Bit More Land
A Little Bit More Land…
Just A Little Bit More Land…
Does He Have It All, Yet? No?
Just A Little Bit More Land, Then…
“Kyiv faces losing land or U.S. support
Putin says proposal could form ‘basis’ for final peace deal”
– Toronto Star
If You See An Infant Begging On A Street Corner For Money For A Formula Fix, Now You Know How They Got There
Do Everybody A Favour: Cross The Street And Look Away
“His Wife Was Jailed.
Later, He Was Too.”
– New York Times
Dream Small Dreams, Canadians – The Smaller, The Better
“CONDOS GET A BAD RAP; THEY’RE A NEW CANADIAN DREAM
We might as well learn to love the housing that’s actually attainable for many Torontonians”
– Toronto Star