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Strength Is In The Eye Of The Bondholder


“Weaker nations threaten to halt Europe’s recovery”

Toronto Star

“France riots: Demonstrations over pension reforms continue for ninth day”


Toronto Star

“Greece examines more spending cuts”


Globe and Mail

“British plan to triple tuition fuels massive demonstration”


Toronto Star

“Portugal will likely need bailout, poll finds”


Toronto Star

“In Spain, Lost Homes And Unrelenting Debt”


New York Times

“Irish in crisis talks with EU nations”


Toronto Star


I Can Hardly – HACK! – Feel Its Thumbs – COUGH COUGH – On My Throat…


“Afghan official: Taliban grip weaker”

USA Today


ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I Just Bought 50 More Copies Of Mine To Sell!


“Like it or not, the book is dead”

Globe and Mail


Like They Got Rid Of Free Trade


“Liberals vow to scrap stealth fighter deal”

Toronto Star


He’s Lucky His Popularity Isn’t In Single Digits


“Joe’s the city builder
His fiscal plan is the only one that adds up”

NOW


Not If It Can’t Find The Strike Zone


“Can satire save America?”

Toronto Star


Of Course, If They’re Too Dumb To See Through The Tactic, They Probably Don’t Deserve The Praise


“Rallying the troops in an age of austerity
When pay freezes become the norm, praising staff regularly for their efforts an effective way to motivate”

Globe and Mail


You Must Have Receipt And Original Package


“Time to get real about returns”

National Post


“We’re Capable Of Doing That All By Ourselves,” Bernanke Insists


“Currency:
U.S. expected to fight any attempt to weaken greenback’s status”

Globe and Mail


Because We Just Don’t Know When To Walk Away From The Table


“NATO’s new Afghan gamble”

Toronto Star


Ooooh. So, I Won’t Need My Rifle?


“Hunting the rich to make richer”

National Post


Always Back Up Your Incriminating Photos In An Unlikely Place


“How to get what you need from your boss”

Globe and Mail


Estate Details Hard To Explain By Ouija Board


“Good will hunting
Don’t wait until you’re gone to explain plans to family, experts say”

Toronto Star


Don’t Know – Shall We Ask Bobby Jindal?


“Is Rubio the Republican Obama?”

Globe and Mail


New York’d Do Her!
New York’d Do Her In A Second!


“Toronto is like a woman with more charm than beauty”

Toronto Star


…When Your Retirement Savings Disappear


“Raising money-savvy kids pays off”

National Post


Excessive Teen BREATHING Linked To Sex, Drugs


“Excessive teen texting linked to sex, drugs”

Toronto Star


That’s So 1990s…And Proud Of It!

“On MySpace with Burton Cummings”

“I don’t understand how to use Facebook”


– headlines next to each other in the National Post


Oh, Why Don’t The Two Of You Get A Room!


“Leaving Touch to Apple, Microsoft Bets on Gesture”

New York Times


Another Example Of Why You Should Leave The Non-sequiturs To The Professionals


“More fish, less loud Mozart”

Toronto Star


Nobody In Power Actually Wants It?


“Why Middle East peace is so elusive”

Toronto Star


Cows Not Amused


“Former Davies lawyer accused of tipping”

Globe and Mail


“I Heard Turnips’re A Bad Mother -“
“Shut Your Mouth!”
“I’m Talkin’ ‘Bout Turnips!”
“Then We Can Eat It.”


“Tough guys cook vegetables”

National Post


Man, When Canada Decides To Strut On The International Stage, We Really Go All Out!


“People names Ryan Reynolds sexiest man alive”

Toronto Star


But, Who Will Save Us From The Cybercop?


“The Web needs a cybercop
And Canada’s not stepping up. Our online freedom could be at stake”

Globe and Mail


Of Course, In The Middle East, Nobody Knows The Rules…


“‘New game plan’ could spur peace talks”

Toronto Star


The Bank Of Canada Conveniently Gives Us Lesson Number One


“Ensuring secrets stay that way”

Globe and Mail

“Classified documents stolen from Carney’s car”


Globe and Mail


So Rare, In Fact, That It Has Only Kept The Tory Minority Government Alive For Four Years


“Extension was result of rare bi-partisan effort”

Globe and Mail


For One Thing, You Need To Know What It Is


“Plyometrics not for novices”

Toronto Star


Okay, Now I’m Really Confused


“Arts groups fear Ford effect”

Toronto Star

“Rising profit helps Ford pay down debt


Globe and Mail

“Ford could learn lessons from Lastman’s alliances”


Toronto Star

“Dealers beam as mood shifts at Ford”


Toronto Star


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