It Means That Divorce Lawyer Is One Of The Few Professions That Will Do Well During The Pandemic
“That locked-tight feeling
Experts say passion comes from the unfamiliar, but what does that mean when you suddenly spend every minute together?”
– Toronto Star
When Being Mauled By A Bear Is More Likely To Kill You Than Breathing The Air Of Fellow Campers
“BASKET CASE
When will the madness end with crackdown on recreation?”
– Toronto Sun
Ffffffffffwwwwwwooooo…Too…Late…
“Hold back on cannabis?”
– Toronto Star
We’ve Been Smoking The Good Stuff, Man
“If cases are falling in Ontario, why is positivity rate so high?”
– Toronto Star
How Quickly Will Humanity Evolve Into Another Species?
“How many more times till it ends?”
– Toronto Star
That’s What Happens When Anti-vaxers Don’t Keep Their Imaginations On Ice And Allow Them To Become Overheated
“Pfizeer ‘n’ Chill promo poised to fall flat?”
– Toronto Sun
Buy A New Car
“HOW DO I…
Change the sound of my car horn?”
– Toronto Star
Is It Time To Check Our Diapers Already?
“How much have we changed?”
– Toronto Star
Naughty Children And Conservative Politicians
“Who needs camp when we have technology?”
– Toronto Star
We Realize Just How Bad Fried Foods Have Been For Us
“What happens after the end of oil?”
– Globe and Mail
Why Don’t You Ask Them?
You Can Find A Former One On Any Street Corner
“Are investors having fun yet?”
– Toronto Star
They Lost Sight Of The First Law Of Digging Holes Somewhere In The Spadina Extension
“Why is Ontario so keen on digging subway tunnels?”
– Toronto Star
The Ignorant Sheep Win
“What if Ontario doesn’t reach herd immunity?”
– Toronto Star
They Haven’t Been Right For A Long Time (Although I Could Be Wrong)
“Is something wrong with Canada’s right?”
– Toronto Star
Has Jack D. Ripper Been Put In Charge Of The X-files?
“Is it something in the water?”
– Toronto Star
AKA: A Fleeting Memory
“A glimpse of life after pandemic?”
– Toronto Star
Depends: Do Conservatives Still Hate Their Children?
“Could what worked for Harper work for O’Toole?”
– Toronto Star
Sure – Death Is The Ultimate Freedom
“Are the protests in Montreal and Alberta about freedom?”
– Toronto Star
Tunnel Vision
“Tall buildings are missing from Toronto’s east downtown plan. Why?”
– Globe and Mail
He Was A Very Competitive Wrestler, But Not THAT Competitive!
“Was ‘The Undertaker’ behind slaying?”
– Toronto Star
I’m Not Sajjan He Can, I’m Not Sajjan He Can’t…
“Can Sajjan survive as minister of defence?”
– Toronto Star
Considering “Heeeey! What’s The Big Idea?” Is Usually The Prelude To A Bar Fight, What Do You Think?
“Will Americans agree with Biden’s big ideas?”
– Toronto Star
If You Look At Everybody Else On The Exchange Floor And Don’t See The Sucker…
“Should I invest now, or wait for a correction?”
– Globe and Mail
In Monthly Instalments For The Rest Of My Life
“Dr. Lowry’s message to grads: ‘How will you pay it forward?'”
– Toronto Star
No – There’s Not Enough Money In It
“Is your bank account the right one for you needs?”
– Toronto Star
Haven’t You Heard? The Train Company Went Bankrupt And Was Sold For Parts
“‘Where is the light at the end of the tunnel?'”
– Toronto Star
Thaaaaaaat’s Gonna Require A Lot Of Bull
“Bull’s big test: Can rally resume amid inflation worries?”
– Globe and Mail
He’s No Benny Hill, But He Has His Moments
“Just how funny is Rogen’s new book?”
– Toronto Star
It’s Not Easy Skating Around Players Wrestling With Each Other On The Ice
“What is the point of letting hockey stop for fights?”
– Toronto Star
How Many Literary Awards You Can Expect To Win
“What is the difference between appropriation and appreciation?”
– Toronto Star
The Kind Rabbi Kahane Wanted
Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid
“What kind of country is Israel becoming?”
– Globe and Mail
Not If Jason Kenney Can’t Help It!
“Is Alberta headed for COVID disaster?”
– Toronto Star
First, You Have To Get The Elephant’s Attention
“Why did a hideous ‘war’ reinvigorate Palestinian cause?”
– Toronto Star
Sorry: Too Easy
“How do you prepare fava beans?”
– Globe and Mail
No, Who’s On Fir – Too Soon?
“The U.S. may soon have surplus. What that means for Canada
The question inevitably becomes: Who’s second in line for extra doses?”
– Toronto Star
Because It’s Trickling Down The Pants Legs Of Conservatives
“Biden rejects ‘trickle down’ – so why doesn’t Trudeau?”
– Toronto Star