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Or, And I’m Just Blueskying Here, The Government Could Tax The Shit Out Of Wealthy People And Corporations To Make Up The Difference
But, Hey, You’re The Economist, So What Do I Know?

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Inflation is caused by the Federal government spending more than it earns, because they just print more money to make up the difference.

To solve inflation, reduce wasteful government spending. Your tax dollars should be spent well, not poorly.

Perhaps That’s A Sign You Should Adjust Your Meds

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Kari Lake: “Not a day goes by where I don’t have Democrats come up and say, ‘I’m voting for you, I voted for you in the last election, I can’t believe what’s happening to our country.'”

But…But…But…But – Antisemitism!

Ellie Mystal
@EllieNYC

People are saying that reports that Shapiro didn’t really want the job as him “saving face,” when in reality it’s probably WHY HE DIDN’T GET THE JOB.

So Natural
So Lifelike

Heartland Signal
@HeartlandSignal

“Why would people in Wisconsin want to have a beer with you?”

VANCE: “Ha ha ha ha. Uh well, I guess, I guess, they’d, they’d like, they’d want to have a beer with me because I actually do like to drink beer and, um, I probably like to drink beer a little bit too much, but that’s ok.”

As Opposed To Your Fealty To The Orange Calf?

The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow

Newsmax Host Greg Kelly slams Taylor Swift:

“They’re elevating her to an idol.
Idolatry. This is a little bit of what idolatry, I think, looks like. And you’re not supposed to do that. In fact, if you look it up in the Bible, it’s a sin!”(January)

To Be Fair: Lots Of Teenagers Dump Dead Bear Cubs In The Strangest Places!

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter

“Apparently seeking to blunt the impact of a forthcoming New Yorker article,” RFK Jr. “released a bizarre video Sunday admitting that, a decade ago, he dumped a dead bear cub in New York City’s Central Park and staged the scene…”

It’d Be A Shame If Something Broke
You Know How…Fragile Justice Can Be
We Wouldn’t Want Anything Bad To Happen To It
It’d Be A Shame If It Just…Broke…

Josh Gerstein
@joshgerstein

NEW: Gorsuch waves a caution flag at Biden #SCOTUS overhaul plan. “I’d just say: Be careful,” the Trump-appointed justice tells Fox. Also refuses, in NYT interview, to address Kagan’s endorsement of enforcement mechanism for ethics code

The Republicans Want A Constitutional Amendment Banning Fun
And They Wonder Why People Don’t Want To Vote For Them

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

This guy says they are suing Michelle Obama for “creating a party atmosphere” to get people in Wisconsin to vote in the past, and they are going to make sure that they stop it this time.

The Loud Word Is That The Democrats Are Thrilled With Their Ticket
But, Yeah, If That Fantasy Helps You Stay Up In Fear At Night…

Southerner
@whatgives1313

The quiet word is that Jill Biden hasn’t given up the fight for the White House, bad blood, yelling and fighting with Kamala, things are about to get hilariously embarrassing for the left…

I Thought That Was What Happened When Income Inequality Grew To Unsustainable Levels
But You’re The Economist, I Guess…

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

What happens when price controls are mandated

I Would Be Staring At It So Hard In Disbelief, I Would Walk Into Somebody At A Urinal, Causing Him To Wet Himself, Pissing Him Off So Much He Would Beat The Crap Out Of Me
So, Don’t Tell Me It Isn’t A Bad Thing To Support!

Rebecca Fachner
@rebecca_fachner

Cis men, if you were to walk into a public restroom and see menstrual products near the soap dispensers, how would it negatively affect your life?

Please provide examples.

That’s Just Not True: In The Election Of The Mind, He’ll ALWAYS Be Running Against Biden!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump polls his Montana audience on which attack line he should use on Joe Biden, who he’s no longer running against

Starting A Pool For When Usha Joins Melania In The “I Don’t Wanna Be Seen In Public With My Husband” Room
When That Is Done, The Pool For When The Divorce Will Happen Is Inevitable

Heartland Signal
@HeartlandSignal

NEW VANCE AUDIO: In an interview from 2020, JD Vance agrees with a podcast host who says having grandmothers help raise children is “the whole purpose of the postmenopausal female.”

He also agrees when the host says grandparents helping raise children is a “weird, unadvertised feature of marrying an Indian woman.”

You Need A Better Social Planner

Glenn Beck
@glennbeck

Not available????? I planned my whole day around this

I Don’t Think You Are Taking The Fact That They Would Have The Zombie Vote Sewn Up Into Account

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Trump: “They said, ‘Sir, if Abraham Lincoln and George Washington came back from the dead, they couldn’t beat you.”
(February) #TBT

I’ve Heard Of Low Information Voters, But Is There Such A Thing As Below Zero Information Voters?

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

A Trump supporter tells CNN that God would never allow a woman president “because of what happened in the Garden of Eden”

Greet Him With Flowers And Wish Him Well?

Jack Poso
@JackPosobiec

Tim Walz just announced a bus tour through PA

You know what to do

As Always, Fox Has Its Finger On The Pulse…Of A Corpse

Acyn
@Acyn

Hassleback: You just talked about Kamala Harris supposedly eating a bag of Doritos.. That’s the emotional response of the leader of the free world is to binge eat Dorito’s? Can you imagine Putin chugging down a bag of Sour Patch Kids..

But…But…But…But – Economist!

Brexitshambles
@brexit_sham

Elon Musk’s financial headaches at X continue as advertiser’s boycott causes an 84% collapse in revenue leaving Musk admitting X could face bankruptcy and asset managers fearing he will devalue Tesla as he sells off up to $2bn of shares to prop it up.