The Problem With Online Influencers Is That They Never Answer The Important Questions:
Were The Protesters Wearing Brown Shirts?
Oliya Scootercaster
@ScooterCasterNY
BREAKING: “Who’s Streets Our Streets, FK Antifa!” large group of Proud Boys chant as they walk through Washington DC streets
Better That They Should Be Surveilled By Private Corporations – At Least Then, The Data Will Be Abused By Americans!
Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11
BREAKING:
President @realDonaldTrump just announced on Air Force One that he will be banning the evil CCP-compromised app TikTok
America can’t continue to allow our citizens to be surveilled by Xi Jinping and his terroristic cronies
I have long advocated for this.
Fight back!
Phew!
Miller Makes A Much Better Bond Villain
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Turns out the President Musk thing was off base because Stephen Miller is really running the country. These are Miller’s ideas and Miller’s executive orders. Trump is just signing them and talking gibberish about what’s in them.
Unless It Makes Me Look Bad, In Which Case…Where Did I Put That Guillotine?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Believe what you see, not what you’re told
That’s What Christ Would Do
Rep. Mike Collins
@RepMikeCollins
The person giving this sermon should be added to the deportation list.
But Not Too Closely, Because That’s How Accidents Happen
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: With oil prices going down, I’ll demand that interest rates drop immediately. And likewise, they should be dropping all over the world. Interest rates should follow us
Wait – Didn’t You Say That Christianity Was The Only Religion That Upheld Women As True Equals?
As A Theologian, You Make A Great Actor
Too Bad As An Actor You Didn’t Make Such A Great Actor
Kevin Sorbo
@ksorbs
The Bible is very clear on who is supposed to lead the church.
Linguini Reservoirs Hold Water Much Better (Even If Trump’s Pronouncements Do Not)
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: They don’t need reservoirs, they don’t need any of this, all of this money spent on reservoirs, they are fake reservoirs – they’re concrete
At 28, He Was The Biggest Drug Dealer In The World
This Is The Pathetic Story Of Ross Ulbricht I’m Not Going To Tell You
Rodney
@cryptojourneyrs
At 26, he launched a website that would change Bitcoin forever.
At 29, he was sentenced to die in prison.
After 10 years behind bars Donald Trump just pardoned him.
Here’s the wild story of Ross Ulbicht, Bitcoin’s most controversial pioneer:
Oh, Yeah – All The Cool Kids Are Getting One
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump: “Transgender operations, which have become the rage, will occur very rarely.”
Umm…Stop Making Them?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
If I see one more damn Nazi salute in my feed, I’m gonna lose my mind
This algorithm suck!!
GLENN: “A Lot Of Americans Think Kissing Your Ass Is The Best Way To Put Their Careers First. I’ve Brought Chapstik To Put My Career First. Your Thoughts On That?”
TRUMP: “I Like That Question. Shall I Bend Over Now, Or Would You Prefer To Do It In Mar-a-Lago?”
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Greene’s bf Brian Glenn grills Trump: “A lot of Americans think this is symbolic of what your campaign was all about – America First. You’re putting American people first your thoughts on that?”
Trump: “I like that question. I want more questions like that. Very professional.”
How Sad Is It To Suffer From White Fragility WHEN YOU’RE NOT EVEN WHITE?
Ron Smith
@Ronxyz00
Nick Fuentes: I want to live in a white country. If you’re white, you probably do as well… I like being in a place where people look like me. I’m partially Mexican but I have white skin… If I were to live in a community where people didn’t look like me, it would degrade my life immensely.
It’s Hard Not To Feel Her Pain, Even If You Knew The Leopard Was Coming For Her
PoliticsVideoChannel
@politvidchannel
BREAKING: US Latino who Voted for Trump Just said she Regrets Voting for Trump Because Trump is going to deport her family
“Now we’re afraid to go to work”
“And Hoses – What’s Up With Them? Why Do You Need Hoses When Water Freely Falls From The Sky? Anybody Who Buys A Hose For Water Is So Woke!”
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: You don’t need reservoirs. You have reservoirs because you are trying to hold water. You have natural water coming down along the coast, for a million years it has been coming.
Luck? Oh, Luck Had Nothing To Do With It, Friend…
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
We now have a Secretary of Defense who, for the first time in history, got his job with a tie-breaking vote from the Vice President. He’s clearly unqualified for the position; even many who voted to confirm him know it.
The Russians and Chinese can’t believe their luck.
You’d Better Get Busy, Then
Other Than Breaking Ties In The Senate, You Don’t Have Anything Better To Do…
Autism Capital
@AutismCapital
JD VANCE: “Let me put it very simply. I want more babies in the United States of America.”
“Make America White Again” – MAWA(HAHAHAHA)
Brian Tyler Cohen
@briantylercohen
The same people having a temper tantrum over DEI just confirmed the least qualified Secretary of Defense in US history because Trump liked him on TV.
To Be Fair, You Don’t Know All The People On Earth
For All You Know, He May Be The Dumbest
Chris Rilling
@tokitaeII
Trump has ordered the CDC to stop ALL reporting on ANY bird flu cases.
We’re being led straight into another possible pandemic by one of the dumbest people on earth.
Then, He Broke Out Laughing.
“I’m Sorry. I Was Almost Able To Get Through It With A Straight Face This Time. Do You Have Enough, Or Should We Try A Twenty-seventh Take?”
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
MASSIVE BREAKING: Putin says the Ukraine war NEVER would have started if the 2020 election wasn’t STOLEN from Trump.
“If the victory wasn’t stolen from him in 2020, maybe the Ukrainian crisis that arose in 2022 would never have appeared.”