You Laugh, But She Knows What She’s Doing: She Is Working Closely With The Ghostbusters!
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna says she plans to question members of the Warren Commission as part of her JFK investigation.
There’s just one small problem: they’re all dead. The last surviving member passed away 19 years ago.
Maybe Congresswoman Luna Should Investigate Whether Joseph McCarthy Has Been Reincarnated
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Pressed to provide evidence of fraud that Musk has discovered, Leavitt waves around “screenshots of contracts” that go “against the president’s policies” (going against Trump’s policies is not fraud)
Sure They Would
It Would Just Cost Elon And Their Other Billionaire Friends A Lot More
BrooklynDad_Defiant
@mmpadellan
This boneheaded jackass insulted PM Justin Trudeau, calling him Governor Trudeau, and still thinks Canada will be our 51st state.
If that happened, with all Canada’s progressive citizens, Republicans would never win another election.
Because They Have No Idea What You’re Doing?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Why 90% of American loves @DOGE
Let X = WTF‽
Acyn
@Acyn
Habba: The best thing Elon Musk us going to do is.. say you make x amount of money and you’re worth 68 million, we’re going to look at why that is
They Thought It Oversaw The Country’s Strategic Chili Reserves
Edward-Isaac Dovere
@IsaacDovere
Thursday: Trump officials fire hundreds at the National Nuclear Security Administration
Friday: moved to hire them back
“Sources told CNN the officials did not seem to know this agency oversees America’s nuclear weapons.”
No, It’s About Safety
If The NWS Doesn’t Report Violent Hurricanes, They Won’t Happen!
Robert Reich
@RBReich
NOAA is reportedly on the DOGE chopping block.
The National Weather Service, which is part of NOAA, provides life saving weather forecasting in the US.
A study found that for every $1 invested in NWS, it produces $73 in value to Americans.
Again, this isn’t about efficiency.
I Might Agree With You, If They Were Actually Negotiating
But Putin Is Dictating And Trump Is Sitting In A Corner, Using Pencil Crayons To Colour In Books With Pictures Of Him Doing Heroic Shit
Anders Aslund
@anders_aslund
The US has no right to negotiate on behalf of Ukraine.
“Many People Say Erehwon Is To Blame. But You Won’t Hear That On The Fake News. Good People. Smart People. The Goodest And Smartest. Take It From Me, Erehwon Is Responsible For A Lot More Than People Realize!”
Akash Maniam
@ManiamAkash
Who do you blame for WWII – Germany or Poland?
“There are a lot of people to blame”
That’s how ridiculous Trump’s answer is.
Lauren Boebert And Marjorie Taylor Greene Started To Agree, But Soon They Were Shouting Obscenities And Pulling Each Other’s Hair
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
a stammering om Homan on AOC: “She’s the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress.”
Is It More Insane Than Snorting Drano To Cure COVID?
More Insane Than Firing People At The National Nuclear Regulatory Administration Because You Did Not Know They Oversaw Nuclear Weapons?
More Insane Than Firing Hundreds Of FAA Workers After Four Crashes In Three Weeks?
Shall I Go On?
Jay in Kyiv
@JayinKyiv
This is insane.
Marco Rubio explains that America needs to “take advantage of the incredible opportunity to partner with the Russians geopolitically, on issues of common interest and economically.”
“Aaaaaand, I’ve Already Forgotten About It.
What Were We Talking About, Again? Sharks? I Like Talking About Sharks…”
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
SWAN: DOGE and SpaceX employees are now working directly at the FAA and DoD, agencies that have billions of dollars of contracts with Musk’s companies or regulate them. How is that not a conflict of interest?
TRUMP: Well I mean, I’m just hearing about it.
If The Will Of Congress Is Not Implemented And Congress Is Representative Of The People, Can You See Where I’m Going With This?
Acyn
@Acyn
Musk: If the will of the president is not implemented and the president is representative of the people that means the will of the people is not being implemented and that means we don’t live in a democracy, we live in a bureaucracy. Does that make sense?
Please Graft The Skin Back On The Faces Of The Leopard Victims Who Weren’t Democrats – They Deserve Better!
Acyn
@Acyn
Levi: DOGE is complicated… Please, Elon and all of your team, please don’t let everybody fall through the cracks as we are doing what is necessary.. There are good people, people that voted for Donald Trump who are losing their job. We got to make sure that we don’t leave those folks behind.
So…That’s Why There’s None Left In Fort Knox?
PatriotTakes
@patriottakes
Trump at Mar-a-Lago: “The ballroom is in top shape. We just spent a lot of money on gold. I’ve got more gold in the ballroom than anybody’s ever had in a ballroom before.”
You Better Not Shout
You Better Not Cry
You Better Look Out
I’m Telling You Why
Kash Patel Is Leading FBI
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
Trump’s Attorney General says Americans who oppose Trump “better look out” because Kash Patel was just confirmed as FBI Director.
This is fucking scary.
And Trump Responded: “I Never Read. Reading Is Overrated. I Find It’s Easier To Get Out Of Contracts When You Don’t Read Them. Not That YOU Will Ever Be Allowed To Do That…
Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins
Sen. Elissa Slotkin on what President Zelensky told them in Munich about the minerals deal the Trump administration proposed to him: “He talked about how he was shoved this piece of paper and said, ‘Sign it.’ And he said, ‘This is very strange. I’ve never read it.'”
There’s A Simple Solution: Stop Holding Town Hall Meetings
Brian Allen
@allenanalysis
A Republican Congressman’s town hall just turned into an open revolt – constituents furious over Trump and Musk coming for their health care and earned benefits.
Turns out, screwing over the people who actually paid into the system isn’t a winning strategy.
They Got Out The Guillotine? No? Guess I Better Lower My Expectations…
Aaron Fritschner
@Fritschner
After getting booed for defending DOGE cuts, McCormick (a Republican from Georgia) is trying to sell the constituents at his town hall on cuts to Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. It’s going about how you’d expect