Mostly, They Act On Stupidity, But Once In A While They Surprise You
“Unclear if CSIS acted on intelligence”
– Toronto Star
Dinner Without Bickering
“Unique family adventures”
– Toronto Star
The Cheese You Feed Them?
“Why Some Teenagers Might Smell Like Goats”
– New York Times
Okay, This Could Be A More Reasonable Explanation For Why Teenagers Smell Like Goats
“Students learning can-do attitude in battle against climate change
High school farm gives hands-on lessons in sustainability”
– Toronto Star
The Enver Hoxha Memorial Torture Chamber Is Worth The Price Of The Ticket On Its Own!
“Albania, arriving
Emerging as a travel destination, the country offers plenty beyond its riviera, from pristine mountain peaks to ancient heritage sites”
– Toronto Star
I Don’t Think That Kind Of Growth Is Something That Should Be Discussed In A Family Publication
“First love may be good start to growth”
– Toronto Star
And He Will…Just As Soon As He Wins The Next Election
“It’s time for Poilievre to offer policy options
Canadians can’t allow the Conservative leader to just continue playing his ‘blame Justin’ game”
– Toronto Star
Any Unemployment You May Be Experiencing Is Just A Figment Of Your Imagination
“Things are looking up for Canada’s economy”
– Toronto Star
If It’s Wrong, Conservative Governments Don’t Want To Be Right
“Underfunding to privatize is wrong”
– Toronto Star
Cites The Time-honoured Principle “I Can See Which Way The Wind Is Blowing”
“Singh backpedals on Liberals’ plan
NDP no longer believes Trudeau’s flagship consumer levy is necessary to fight climate change”
– Toronto Star
Starve While They’re Relatively Young And More Likely To Survive
“GOLDEN FEARS
Gen-Xers are middle aged and worried. Many say they don’t have enough to retire. Here’s how they can take control”
– Toronto Star
Man, There Really Is A Page On The Internet For Every Fetish!
“The Bond Between a Man and a Stork”
– New York Times
Follows The Demise Of Its Muslim Population
“The demise of India’s reputation”
– Toronto Star
Many Economists Against ANY Government Spending, So That Tracks
“Many economists against more government spending”
– Toronto Star
Many Economists Shake Their Heads In Disappointment, Thought They Had The Party Well Trained
“Liberals expected to open taps on spending
Freeland to table plan with billions in new measures”
– Toronto Star
Many Economists Pout Sadly, Thought The Party Was Their Friend
“Spending plan raises taxes for wealthiest
Liberals hike capital gains levy to offset billions in new funds for housing, social programs”
– Toronto Star
And They’ll Get Right On It…After The Conservatives Win The Next Election
After All, The Fish Vituperates From The Head
“Carbon tax critics must get serious on solutions”
– Toronto Star
Passive French Farmers Are Fidgeting To Surface
Confused French Farmers Are Following To Suriname
…Not Sure What The News Is, Here…
“Angry French Farmers Are Fighting to Survive”
– New York Times
Trump Ordered One Of His Secret Service Agents To Get Him Six Hamburgers, Told The Host She Wasn’t His Type And Threatened To Leave If The Family Didn’t Buy Six – No, Make That Twelve – Copies Of His Bible
“Happy bungalow hosted 45 for Easter”
– Toronto Star
If Only There Was A Way To Make Them Less Toxic To Begin With…
If Only…
“Trashed electric devices pile up despite recycling”
– Toronto Star
Damn Aggressive Venusian Space Squids!
“Satellites Vulnerable Amid Space Threats”
– New York Times
Tax Breaks Are Okay, Subsidies Are Preferable, And The Bigger The Better
Is That Clear Enough For You?
“Clarity needed to attract new investment to Canada”
– Toronto Star
My Credit Rating Was Too High And I’m Not Going To Miss That Lung
“The fellowship of the gruelling trail
Why taking a three-day hiking trip – with strangers – was the best decision I made all year”
– Toronto Star
It Makes It Less Likely They Will Leave Their Estate To Their Pet Mitten Chops
“Respecting in-laws is important”
– Toronto Star
Yeah, But The Survey Also Said The Most Popular Answer To The Challenge “Name Something Green” Was Orangutan, So I’m Not Sure How Much Faith To Put In That…
“Optimism is growing, says Bank of Canada
Surveys show many expect interest rate cuts on the way”
– Toronto Star
Others Are Short Selling Them
That’s The Brilliance Of The System
“One Italian Province Has Invested in Babies”
– New York Times