Or It Could Cliffhanger Them To Next Season…
“For Washington, this week could hold answers to some of the Trump era’s most pressing questions”
– Globe and Mail
If The Beastie Boys Were Still Around, At Least It Would Be Funky
“Cop faces rap in careless use of a firearm”
– Toronto Sun
Not Since Sean Connery Retired From Investing, In Any Case
“Quality isn’t what it seems when it comes to bonds”
– Globe and Mail
On The Other Hand, Killing Them? Now, It’s A Party!
“Russia: Kremlin calls expulsion of diplomats an ‘unfriendly step'”
– Toronto Star
It’s Not Wall About Him?
“Trump’s Problem With Democracy”
– New York Times
China To Japan: More Heavy Industries, Please
“Japan to China: More giant pandas, please”
– Toronto Sun
You Can’t Be Too Young, Too Pretty Or Too In Debt
“Amazon wants kids to get bank accounts”
– Toronto Star
Novel Argument For Keeping Women Out Of Boardroom Needs Work
“Women are just as capable of sexual harassment as men”
– Globe and Mail
Imagine What Damage The Non-therapeutic Version Would Have Caused!
“Woman dies from therapeutic bee sting”
– Toronto Sun
Gravity Would Beg To Disagree
“Popular airlines flagged for non-compliance”
– Globe and Mail
Really? We Can’t Unite Progressives To Express Their Love For Bacon!
“Unite progressives to stop Ford”
– Toronto Star
And, If Shareholders Don’t Assert Their Rights More Forcefully, It Won’t Be The Last Spike, Either
“Former CN rail CEO Jobin’s pay spiked before exit”
– Globe and Mail
It’s More Trouble Than It’s Worth
Avoid It At All Costs
“New perspectives on being human”
– Toronto Star
President Trump May Only Threaten It Six More Times Instead Of Nine
“U.S. says NAFTA deal is close”
– Toronto Star
You’d Understand If Only You Thought In Eleven Dimensions
“Jordan’s hot bod caused fan to break her retainer”
– Toronto Sun
Standing In An Unemployment Line Is A Skill…Right?
“Robots are spawning a reskilling revolution”
– Globe and Mail
You Can’t Take A Bite Out Of A Byte
“Data can make our lives better, but proceed with caution”
– Globe and Mail
I Want It To Prolong The Suffering
“I don’t want a quick affair”
– Toronto Star
If The Government Is Serious About Wanting To Stop It, Shouldn’t They Stop Funding It?
“Ottawa, provinces target illegal tobacco with new funding”
– Globe and Mail
Isn’t That How They Make Swiss Cheese?
“Circumcision laws can be drafted that don’t infringe upon religious rights”
– Toronto Sun
There Is No Some Probably A Lot Of Truth In The Idea That It Started In A Dumpster
“1 dead in NYC fire at Trump Tower”
– Toronto Star
Call It Trickle Down Bricks And Glass…Oww!
“If the city wants housing affordability, it should build more luxury condos”
– Globe and Mail
Their College Football Is Much Less Brutal, For One Thing
“Woodpeckers might hold key to saving our athletes brains”
– Toronto Star
The Story About So Much Avarice, We Had To Run It Twice
“Asian Nations Navigate China-U.S. Rivalry”
– New York Times International Weekly, page 4
“Asian Nations Navigate China-U.S. Rivalry”
– New York Times International Weekly, page 6
One No Trump?
“Aecon: Approval of takeover could hinge on withdrawing bridge bid”
– Globe and Mail
Don’t They Always?
“Are tourists ruining an island paradise?”
– Toronto Star
“Why Didn’t We Think Of That?” Tories Ask Selves
“Oh, Wait,” They Answer, “We Did…”
“A budget in name only
Liberal’s latest offering all about keeping power”
– Toronto Sun
That’s A Nasty Cough You’ve Got There…
“Intel processors may be open to hacks”
– Toronto Star
“AI advancements fuel new cybersecurity race
Machine learning could be key to finding hacks, but might also help hackers”
– Toronto Star
“Hackers ‘cryptojacking’ CPUs to make money”
– Toronto Star
“N. Korea behind Seoul bitcoin hack?
– Toronto Sun
“More than 200 journalists targeted for hacking”
– Toronto Star
“Jeopardy! Champ charged with hack attack”
– Toronto Sun
“HOLIDAY GIFTS FOR THE LIFE HACKER”
– Toronto Star
“‘Hacked’ road sign gets obscene”
– Toronto Star
“Alleged Yahoo hacker pleads guilty in U.S. court”
– Globe and Mail
“FBI didn’t tell U.S. targets about Russian email hacking”
– Toronto Star
“Uber hack shows need for financial vigilance”
– Toronto Star
“Warning signs about another bitcoin exchange
Tether announces hack that has seen about $30M worth of digital tokens stolen”
– Toronto Star
“Equifax hack is Canada’s issue, too. So where’s the outrage?”
– Globe and Mail
“Equifax says hack affected over 19,000 across Canada”
– Toronto Star
…Of The Chaos And For The Chaos
“Government by Chaos”
– New York Times
They’re Full Of Seeds?
“How Canada’s biggest marijuana deal made poison pills harder to swallow”
– Globe and Mail
Bubble Gum, Duct Tape And Spite
“What Holds America Together”
– New York Times
For Me – Don’t Ask Me How Anybody Else Feels
“Wynne’s been a disaster
From one gay gal to another, it’s not about your sexuality”
– Toronto Sun
It Depends Upon If It Gets Married In The Final Act
“Should comedy industry laugh or cry?”
– Toronto Star
This Year
Next Year, Who Knows What Party Will Be Creating The Deficits?
“Canadian voters should be worried about government deficit spending”
– Globe and Mail
It Only Gives Them The Illusion That Society Cares
“Hiking minimum wage doesn’t help poor”
– Toronto Sun