The City Did Something Mean To You And You Hate It With A Passion Undying?
“Why Toronto deserves the 2024 Olympics”
– Toronto Star
Not Helping!
“2015 Pan Am Games did us proud”
– Toronto Star
He Studied At The Gordon Gecko School Of Business Management
“John Wilson on the importance of emotion
Sprott Asset Management’s chief executive officer says it’s not realistic to keep feelings such as greed and fear out of investing”
– Globe and Mail
If Only They Had A System By Which They Could Prove Or Disprove A Hypothesis…
“Do ghosts believe in scientists?”
– Toronto Star
Really? Because I Don’t See How Political Attacks Will – Oh. Wait. You’re Talking About Vaccinations, Aren’t You?
“Jabs will keep ‘us safe'”
– Toronto Sun
In Case You Were Wondering: Plastics
“Loblaws cuts are just part of the new food paradigm”
– Globe and Mail
God Bless The Member From Pollyanna
“Tories accused of partisan politics”
– Toronto Star
Don’t Be Coy! What Meaningful Pressure Could You Possibly Be Talking Ab – Ohhhhh…
“Economists say Canada is bouncing back, but it remains under ‘meaningful pressure'”
– Globe and Mail
“TSX closes lower as loonie declines”
– Toronto Star
When Did It Ever Stop?
“CBC needs to rethink its purpose, not just its programs”
– Globe and Mail
I Know Bars Are Where Old People Meet, But That’s A Bit Harsh
“Taxidermy is making a comeback in bars”
– Toronto Star
Surprise? Really? Everybody Has Been Saying It Would Happen All Weekend – The Only Way This Could Be A Surprise Was If You Had Spent The Last Week On A Deserted Island
“THEY’RE OFF
PM’s surprise election call launches the longest campaign in memory – with the potential to be the most expensive and bitterly fought ever”
– Toronto Star
Your Side Lost?
“Why the Greek referendum is no victory for democracy”
– Globe and Mail
It’s Consistent With Their Governing Style, Then
“Tories wipe ‘Trudeau’ from their vocabulary
Harper’s insistence on calling the Liberal leader by his first name alone a ‘petty gesture'”
– Toronto Star
Isn’t News Supposed To Be Something You Didn’t Know?
“President’s announcement draws condemnation from Republicans”
– Globe and Mail
Clearly, He Deserved To Die
“MAN SHOT BY COPS WAS HIGH”
– Toronto Sun
Still, It Might Let Those Who Lost Their Life Savings Feel like They Have Received, You Know, Justice And Stuff…
“Stiff prison terms won’t change banking culture – or lack of it”
– Globe and Mail
GAAAACK! That’s An Image That’s Gonna Stay With Me A Long Time!
“City told to be transparent with sewage”
– Toronto Star
Countdown To…Another Countdown
“Ten rules for raising active girls”
– Globe and Mail
“Always tired? Nine diet mistakes to avoid”
– Globe and Mail
“The ideal holiday length? Eight days”
– Globe and Mail
“Seven shows you should be watching on Netflix”
– Globe and Mail
“Six mistakes derailing your health and wellness goals”
– Globe and Mail
“Five questions to help women climb higher”
– Globe and Mail
“Four good reasons to pay dreaded trailer fees”
– Globe and Mail
“Three stocks that Canadian fund managers are buying”
– Globe and Mail
“2 men charged in escort robbery”
– Toronto Sun
“One vegan love”
– Toronto Star
Some Think It Will Dilute The Stupid
Others Think It Will Allow The Stupid To Breed
Unreasonable People Can Disagree On This Point
“Will a longer campaign be a smarter one?”
– Toronto Star
By That Reasoning, Would You Say Genghis Kahn Or Vlad The Impaler Was The Greatest Leader In History?
“Great leaders shun moderation, balance”
– Toronto Sun
Prime Minister Harper Wants To Head A “Trade Delegation” To The Country?
I’m Sure It’s Just A Coincidence…
“China’s obsession with control”
– Toronto Star
Hoary Old Cliches Welcome To Apply
“Bold leadership needed”
– Globe and Mail
You Think? Because I See NO Uncertainty In The Prime Minister
“Harper hanging with Heisenberg”
– Toronto Sun
No Wonder The City Has An Identity Crisis!
“2024 Olympics? I say bring ’em on
Hosting mankind’s riskiest event a chance for city to shed shackles of false modesty and really shine”
– Toronto Star
“Toronto doesn’t need costly ego massage”
– Globe and Mail
Has It Only Been Ten Years? It Feels Like A Century!
“A decade of Harper”
– Toronto Star
Good To Know Felicity Is Keeping Busy While Arrow Is On Hiatus
“Price stellar as Jays Smoak Yanks”
– Toronto Star
Just Don’t Expect To Get A Four Star Rating. Ever.
“Could the Chef be a Chimp? The Potential May Be There”
– New York Times
If You Don’t Know The Man Who Drinks It, You Obviously Haven’t Been Paying Attention
“Mexico: home of the most interesting beer in the world”
– Toronto Star
But, In Case It Is, I Have Other Numbers That Would Work Just As Well
“Is Canada in recession?
These numbers suggest not”
– Globe and Mail