Is “Toxic Political Cowardice” Pulling The Times To The Right?
“Is ‘Toxic Empathy’ Pulling Christians to the Left?”
– New York Times
How About Searching Your Couch For Change More Often, You Cheap Bastard‽
“Why Canadians are fed up with tipping
How about paying staff a living wage so they don’t depend on the change I find in my couch?”
– Toronto Star
It Ended Before It Started
Politics Is Full Of Paradoxes
Have You Never Read Zen and the Art of International Politics?
“How long will Carney’s honeymoon last?”
– Toronto Star
Absolutely! Billionaires Sell Their Holdings
“Are There Warnings Before Stampede?”
– New York Times
The Stage Goes Dark
“Pierre Poilievre has dropped out of the spotlight.
What happens when he comes back?”
– Toronto Star
Not Enough To Start Puddling
“How much time should you spend outside?”
– Toronto Star
As Much As Our Board Of Directors Will Allow…
“Is your firm a good corporate citizen?”
– Toronto Star
Don’t Be Ridiculous!
Nobody Wants Their Roots To Show! It Would Spoil The Effect Of The Costume!
“Is it time for Pride to return to its political roots?”
– Toronto Star
Humans, But Only Until AI Takes Control Of Robot Manufacturing Factories, So Enjoy It While You Can
“Are humans or coyotes in charge of our cities?”
– Toronto Star
Because He Prooooomiiiiiissed!
“Trump’s Fans Forgive Him Everything. Why Not Epstein?”
– New York Times
Big Investment Banker Wanker
“‘They lost their way’
Hudson’s Bay was older than Canada and now it’s gone. Whose fault was it?”
– Toronto Star
Make Different Meals For Yourself
“How do I deal with a picky eater who won’t eat the food I serve?”
– Toronto Star
Oh, Great! Now I’m Meta-worrying!
“Living on the edge
We have far less control over what happens to us than we tell ourselves. Is it worth it to worry?”
– Toronto Star
If You’re Still Feeling Pain, You’re Not Drinking Right!
“Is the fleeting pleasure of alcohol actually worth the pain?”
– Toronto Star
How Come Jesus Gets Industrial Disease?
“Dying by degrees”
– Toronto Star
Pre-pandemic, Toronto Knew How To Party?
“RSVP REQUIRED
Post-pandemic, does Toronto still know how to party?”
– Toronto Star
Because If You Were The First To Know You Were Being Played, You Wouldn’t Be Worth Playing
“Why am I always the last to know I’m being played?”
– Toronto Star
Turn Us Into Steve Austin One Atom At A Time
“What Do Microplastics Do to Our Bodies?”
– New York Times
Sure. Who Doesn’t Want To Watch A Film In A Thunderstorm?
“Whole lotta shakin’ going on
For ‘Jurassic park Rebirth’ and other blockbusters screening in 4DX, is the enhanced format worth the expense?”
– Toronto Star
Sure, As Long As He Doesn’t Try To Snort Them…
“Alberta, Poilievre are a match made in heaven
Can the Conservative leader establish himself in wild-rose country?”
– Toronto Star
The Ones I’m Going To Hate – *SIGH*
“Blockbusters or bust
Which summer movies have the best chances of success?”
– Toronto Star
In The Chest With The Cottingley Fairy Photos
(I Was Looking For The Photos Of The Invisible Man, But They Seem To Have Disappeared)
“Where are other photos of Ford being helpful?”
– Toronto Star
It’s Got A Good Thing Going – Why Should The Music Industry Start Being Fair To Amateur Performers Now?
“Getting in on the acts
‘Canada’s Got Talent’ is now letting established musicians compete. Is that fair to the amateur performers?”
– Toronto Star
Considering He’s Offering Canadians Loose Change…
“Would Poilievre rather lose or change?”
– Toronto Star
I Stopped Being Able To Afford Tickets Three Who Reunions Ago, So Forgive Me If I’m Not Moved By This Question
“A case for concert etiquette
With loud talkers and oblivious dancers taking over, will we ever be able to enjoy the show again?”
– Toronto Star
Is That Any Way To Talk About Xi Jinping?
I Mean, Do You Figure That, Not Being Able To Afford A Vacation, You May As Well Get Away From It All At A Reeducation Camp?
“Can This Fuzzy Elf Make China Cool?”
– New York Times
As Long As The Social Safety Net Is Secure, We Should – Oh, What?
“Can we withstand the economic crisis tariffs will bring?”
– Toronto Star