Cause, Meet Effect
Effect, Meet Cause
I Think This Could Be The Start Of A Beautiful Friendship
“Unemployment rate on the rise”
– Toronto Star
“Canadian household debt soars to yet another record”
– Globe and Mail
Actors Currently Working As Waiters Would Like To Have A Word With Him About His Work Ethic…
“Snowballing into an accidental career
For Chris Pine, whose roots in Hollywood run deep, stardom something of a lark”
– Toronto Star
A Pair Of Headlines That Should Have Been De-written
“Annuities: Canadian pan obligations are rarely ‘de-risked'”
– Globe and Mail
“Chrysler to ‘defocus’ on passenger cars”
– Globe and Mail
So, It Will Steal Your Lunch Money But Won’t Contribute To Your Tooth Decay?
“Kefir is yogurt with attitude, fewer calories and less sugar”
– Toronto Star
HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A CAMPAIGN SLOGAN:
“Time To Give A Real Bully Control Over The Bully Pulpit!”?
“Trump’s Il Duce Routine”
– New York Times
The Dance Started Because Patriarch Kirill Agreed To Allow Pope Francis To Lead
“Pope and Russian Orthodox leader to take historic step”
– Toronto Star
Sufficiently Wealthy People Can Afford Their Own Environment
“Creating wealth is good for the environment”
– Toronto Sun
Newspaper Will Eventually Have To Admit Pipelines Needed
“Trudeau will eventually have to admit pipelines needed”
– Globe and Mail
“Moving beyond the pipeline economy”
– Globe and Mail
So Much Conflicting Information! I Tell You, It’s Enough To Drive A Woman To…Umm�Distraction?
“Drinking dangerously cool among young women”
– Toronto Star
“Telling women not to drink is fear mongering”
– Globe and Mail
It’s Not The Falling That Kills You, It’s When The Logic Hits The Ground
“�Had he not fallen, he would have made it'”
– Globe and Mail
You, Umm, You’re Easily Thralled, Aren’t You?
“Trials as spectacles
Ghomeshi’s trial is just the latest celebrity case to completely enthrall us”
– Toronto Star
…Make Sure You’re Wearing Dark Underwear
“When your online date hails from red Flag City”
– Globe and Mail
As Long As The Monkey Isn’t Doing It In My Front Yard, I’m Okay With That
“LESS MONKEY-SEE, MORE MONKEY-DO”
– Toronto Star
Guess They Were Exactly As Rich As They Thought
“Scotiabank exodus continues
Global banking head Durland is the latest to leave in Porter-era shakeup”
– Globe and Mail
Negotiation Slipped Under The Table While Nobody Was Looking
“Bombing Islamic State is the best of the bad options”
– Globe and Mail
“Me And My Friends And Family” Is Not A Definition – It’s A Childish Wish
“Trudeau’s definition of Canadian is not mine”
– Toronto Sun
So? Which Politicians Are Acting Like They Want One? (Would Any Of Them Have A Chance Of Getting Elected If They Did?)
“You can’t have a healthy democracy without well-informed citizens”
– Toronto Star
So You’ll Be In Good Shape To Run Another Race?
“Golden years don’t have to be a period of decline
Managing a few key facets of your life now can ensure you make it to the finish line in good shape”
– Globe and Mail
Unsafe At Any SpeCRAAAAAAASSSSSHHHH!
“BMW, VW, Daimler recall U.S. vehicles”
– Globe and Mail
“Honda expanding airbag recall”
– Globe and Mail
“Honda to recall 45,000 2016 Civics”
– Globe and Mail
“GM recalls 200,000 cars”
– Globe and Mail
“Mazda to recall 317,050 CX-5s”
– Globe and Mail
“GM recalls 473,000 trucks, SUVs”
– Globe and Mail
“Nissan to recall 870,000 cars”
– Globe and Mail
“Toyota recalls 2.9 million RAV4 vehicles”
– Globe and Mail
What Could Be Worse Than Worst?
I’m Hoping a Vanilla Ice Cream Fountain
“Bank’s worst-case scenario could get worse, Moody’s says”
– Globe and Mail
Climate Change Will Take Care Of That
“Climate plans must not harm the little guy”
– Toronto Sun
But, Feel Free To Go Nuts With The Natural Sugars
“Artificial sweeteners should be consumed in moderation”
– Globe and Mail
They’re Too Big – It Would Get Lumpy And Hard To Walk On
Fortunately, We CAN Sweep Them Off The Streets So They Don’t Annoy Tourists
“We can’t sweep homeless under rug”
– Toronto Star
Two Jiggers Of Vermouth And 20 Years Of Study?
“What Does It Take to Create a Genius?”
– New York Times
Not To Mention The Way We Think About Headline Writing
“Mash of the titans
MashUp: The Birth of Modern Culture is the most ambitious show in the Vancouver Art Gallery’s history. Marsha Lederman reports on an exhibition designed change the way we thing about artists from Picasso to Tarantino”
– Globe and Mail
All They Had To Do Was Look At The Front Page
“Navy looking into cause of fire on board warship”
– Toronto Star
“What shall we do with our drunken sailors?”
– Toronto Star
That Poor Building!
“Act now against Kremlin abusers”
– Globe and Mail