And Yet The Idea Gives So Many Of Us So Much Pleasure
“BRIAN MULRONEY 1939-2024
It’s hard to imagine Canada without former prime minister”
– Toronto Star
No, We’re Not! For One Thing, We Know Their History Better Than They Do!
“We’re more like Americans than we care to admit”
– Toronto Star
Unfortunately, There Is No Place For The Mentally Ill
“Jail no place for the mentally ill”
– Toronto Star
Many People Feel Beer Makes A Great Absorber
“How to handle the shock of being laid off”
– Toronto Star
We’ll Have To Be Exactly Like Americans When They Annex Us?
“What Trump 2.0 means for Canada”
– Toronto Star
What A Coincidence! They’re The Last Thing You’ll Ever Get
“Judges who think like Ford are the last thing we need”
– Toronto Star
Trying To Affix Blame For Who Admitted The Mistake
“Colleges feuded over admissions snafu”
– Toronto Star
One Didn’t Send A Thank You Note For The Car He Bought Her
Another Is Too Busy Moving Into The House He Arranged A Mortgage For To Properly Thank Him
I Tell You – It’s Practically Shakespearean!
“Dad miffed by ingrate daughters”
– Toronto Sun
Continued What, Now?
I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID OF AI DOMINANCE!
Was There A Memo I Didn’t Get?
* GRUMBLE GRUMBLE * Wouldn’t Be The First Time…
“Big Tech rally eases fears of reversal
Companies gain on signs of continued AI dominance”
– Toronto Star
We’re Now At A Gleam In Our Great-grandfather’s Eye, And Falling
“Personhood starting earlier and earlier”
– Toronto Star
You Have To Hit Bottom Before You Admit You Have A Problem
Unfortunately, Trump Has A Big Ass, But Doesn’t Seem To Have A Bottom
“Poilievre bows down to Trump”
– Toronto Star
Courts Asked To Help Celebrate 25 Years Of Criminalizing Poverty
“Legal challenge targets 1999 panhandling law”
– Toronto Star
Defined As: “Any Aid The Liberals Are In Favour Of”
“Poilievre says he’d cut ‘wasteful’ foreign aid”
– Toronto Star
At Swearing In Ceremony, Sings “Let It Go” From Frozen
“NORTHERN IRELAND
Nationalist appointed as first minister”
– Toronto Star
Jesus So White
“Easter poster sparks criticism”
– Toronto Star
Because Puberty Blockers For Adults Are More Effective?
“Poilievre says he’s against puberty blockers for kids”
– Toronto Star
“If It Doesn’t, I’m Clearly Doing It Wrong!” Premier Cheerfully Agrees
“Former judge slams Ford’s comments
Appointing ‘like-minded’ officials will lead to erosion of judicial independence, says retired jurist”
– Toronto Star
They’re Not Known As “The Base” For Nothing!
“Smith kowtows to extremist supporters”
– Toronto Star
Giving Whole New Meaning To The Term “Input/Output”
“IBM focused on hiring after 3,900 layoffs last year”
– Toronto Star
Would It Comfort Them To Know That It Isn’t Just Perception, It’s Reality?
Naah – I didn’t Think It Would…
“Ex-Ford staffers now pick judges
‘Blatant examples of patronage’ among charges as critics fear perception of politicized process”
– Toronto Star
Their Creation Must Be Mindful Of Pristine Corporate Profitscapes
“Alberta sets new rules for future renewables projects
Announcement comes as seven-month moratorium on wind, solar ends”
– Toronto Star
The “What’s The Point Of Having Power Over People If You Can’t Abuse It?” Defence Loses Again
“Toronto cop jailed 4 years for sex assault
He ‘took advantage of a vulnerable woman,’ judge says”
– Toronto Star
“Looks Like Good Times When The Americans Do It, And Why Should They Have All The Fun?”
“MPs summon CEOs of Rogers, Bell, Telus”
– Toronto Star
You Have To Admit That He Brought The Country Together…In Its Hatred For Him
“Mulroney will get state funeral
Tributes to former prime minister continue to flow from across the political spectrum”
– Toronto Star
Said No Billionaire Ever
“I need to be taxed more”
– Toronto Star
He Really Knows How To Put The “Tone Deaf” In Defcom Five!
“Putin warns that West is risking nuclear war”
– Toronto Star
Just Don’t Book Movie Tickets Online
No, Seriously, That’s Cineplex’ Whole Defence
And They Wonder Why Box Office Has Tanked
“Online booking fees ‘completely avoidable'”
– Toronto Star
It’s Never Too Late To Ask
It’s Just Too Late To Do Anything If You Don’t Like The Answer
“Too late to ask if World Cup is worth it”
– Toronto Star
Too Bad He Was Built To Withstand Force Five Hurricanes
“Democrats push House Speaker on aid deal”
– Toronto Star