If Only The Wicked Witch Of The Soda Hadn’t Done His Best To Keep Them Apart!
“Coffee & juice, together at last”
– Toronto Star
Who?
“Kicking up a fuss over Trudeau”
– Toronto Star
You Kids?
“You Democrats!”
“Get off my White House lawn!”
– Toronto Star
I’ve Heard Of Oral Fixations, But This Seems A Bit…Weird…
“Pasta, pedals & wine”
– Toronto Star
Thanks For Blabbing! Whose Side Are You On, Anyway?
“A Secret Factory That Supplies Ukraine’s Drones”
– New York Times
But…They Have More Money Than We Do!
“Canada must get ahead of Big Tech”
– Toronto Star
But We Won’t Do That
No, We Won’t Do That
“Canadians willing to do a lot to keep Alberta around”
– Toronto Star
Too Bad Al Capone Is Legit Now Or He Could Sort Out This Mess
“U.S. dries up: Drop in drinking reshapes its booze businesses”
– Toronto Star
Al! You Rebel, You!
“Al fresco selections”
– Globe and Mail
He Has Given Up On Them Trading With Each Other
“PM urges premiers to connect with U.S.
Carney welcomes efforts to maintain state partnerships”
– Toronto Star
While Americans Sink Into Delusion And Desperation
“Iranians Sink Into Disillusionment and Despair”
– New York Times
And It Has The Bonus Of Being One Of The Few Pronouncable Welsh City Names
“On the trail of mythology and giants in Wales
Those seeking a taste of mythical Britain should head west to Gwynedd in north Wales. Here, folklore, language and landscape conjure a spell”
– Toronto Star
It Pains Me To Have To Say This, But I Guess We’ll Just Have To Privatize The Service
I Didn’t Want To Do It, But What Other Choice Is There?
“FEELING THE HEAT
Nova Scotia’s unpaid guardians respond to floods and fires, but as disasters increase, volunteer fire departments lack adequate funding, training and equipment, Jacqueline Newsome writes”
– Globe and Mail
Which Side, In The Time-honoured Diplomatic Tradition, Had Their Fingers Crossed Behind Their Backs? Stay Tuned!
“Israel, Hezbollah agree to halt fighting
Violence in southern Lebanon had threatened to unravel the agreement between U.S and Iran”
– Toronto Star
If Only Robin Willliams Was Still Alive!
“Lemurs prove hard to locate”
– Toronto Star
You Think Privatization Is Intended To Solve Issues?
Wait Til The Premier’s Cronies Get A Load Of That – It’ll Be The Best Laugh They’ve Had In Ages!
“Prepare for … SELL-OFF?
Mark Carney is toying with the idea of privatizing Canada’s airports. Some say it would boost efficiency, others fear it could enrich investors at the public’s expense”
– Toronto Star
“Health-care sector needs funding, not private operators”
– Toronto Star
“I can’t see how privatization will solve current issues”
– Toronto Star
“Addressing systemic issues key, not privatization”
– Toronto Star
“Private-sector agencies destroying public-sector care”
– Toronto Star
That’s A Bold Statement
I Have No Idea Of What, But Still…
“Canada at a critical point as”
– Toronto Star
For The Sake Of Authenticity, A 2,900 Kilometre Hole Was Drilled In The Earth To Get The Lava Directly From The Source
Still Doubt The Rich Are Different From You Or I?
“This $10M Forest Hill mansion has pool house and ‘lava room'”
– Toronto Star
Don’t.
“TRAVELLING TO EUROPE IN A HEAT WAVE?
Here’s what to know”
– Toronto Star
Hollywood Is Really Scraping The Bottom Of The Barrel For Horror Movie Concepts, Isn’t It?
“‘Zombie Deer Disease’ Proliferates”
– New York Times
Not Sure Condos With Three Kitchens And No Bedrooms The Best Design
“Developers consult with seniors”
– Toronto Star
We’ve Seen All The Terminator Movies – We’ll Be Fine
“A.I. Drones Are Coming. We Are Not Ready.”
– New York Times
The Corner Of Sucker Street And Mark Avenue In Naivetown?
“Where I lived when I believed everything would go my way”
– Toronto Star
Hysterical? WHO ARE YOU CALLING HYSTERICAL‽
We Prefer To Think Of Ourselves As Historical
“If you support the Palestinian cause in any form, you’re facilitating Jew-hate
The governments of Canada, the UK and Australia have been some of the worst offenders”
– The Jewish Chronicle
Frantically Waving His Arm To Warn Birds To Get Out Of The Way Shows His Compassion
“Ford is flying Ontario in reverse – again”
– Toronto Star
Are You Kidding? Tax On A Multi-million Dollar Airplane Would Be Less Than Installing A Gold Bidet!
“Luxury tax on boats, planes scaled back
Critics say program, which pulled in more than $900M, hurt industry by discouraging purchases”
– Toronto Star
The Generals Are Not In Charge
Key Decision-makers Out Of Loop Of An Aging And Batshit Crazy President
“The Generals Are in Charge
Key decision-makers rule for an injured and elusive ayatollah.”
– New York Times