“Expert Just Started Paying Attention,” Layperson Responds
“Latest move by PM ‘right-wing American politics,’ expert says”
– Toronto Star
Jeeze, Do Boomers Have To Be Competitive About EVERYTHING?!
“Pumpkin Seeds for Ultimate Bladder Control”
– Toronto Sun ad
You May Be Good At Headline Writing, But You’re Lousy At Math
“Move over, guys. This year, Sundance is all about the women
More than a third of the films at 2015 festival feature female directors”
– Toronto Star
If Only We Didn’t Live In Such A Sexist Society, Those Gals Might Actually Be Going Places!
“Girl Power
Who’s getting things done in Peel? Teenage girls. They are studying, volunteering, working part-time jobs, looking after youngr siblings and driving their communities forward. Barriers be gone. These young women are getting it done, according to a new survey”
– Toronto Star
“Girls spend longer on homework, study finds”
– Toronto Star
“Women are more cautious with investments – and that isn’t a bad thing”
– Globe and Mail
Hatred Does Not Discriminate
“New spate of anti-Christian violence in India”
– Toronto Star
“U.K. sees spike in hate crimes
Jews and Muslims unite with neighbourhood watch after recent London Attacks”
– Toronto Star
Technically, He Only “Earned” About $19.95
Let Us Say, Instead, That He “Was Gifted” The Rest
“Scotiabank’s new CEO earns $8.87M”
– Globe and Mail
Some People’s Economic Machinations Make My Brain Hurt
“U.S. economy sees string of job gains”
– Toronto Star
“Markets tumble on U.S. jobs data”
– Toronto Star
Just Because We Want You To Be Paranoid Doesn’t Mean You Don’t Have Real Enemies (Us, For Example)
“Denial won’t make the T-word go away
Just because Stephen Harper is milking the terror threat doesn’t mean it isn’t real”
– Globe and Mail
They’re Not Exactly Partying In North America, Either – Have You Seen The New “Anti-terrorism” Laws?
“Civic Groups Face New Peril in China”
– New York Times
In This Economy, That Shouldn’t be Difficult
“Keep pockets empty to preserve a perfect fit”
– Toronto Star
Some Other People’s Economic Machinations Make My Brain Hurt, Too
“Markets take a hit in anticipation of U.S. rate hike”
– Globe and Mail
“U.S. dollar takes flight as markets lose ground”
– Toronto Star
So, Who Should I Vote For? The Whigs?
“Tory fear-mongering likely to backfire”
– Toronto Star
“Trudeau could hurt himself by supporting anti-terror bill”
– Toronto Star
Wouldn’t You Be More Likely To Get To Heaven If You Had Faith Before You Died?
“After Execution, Questions Of Faith”
– New York Times
Sure, If The Question Is: Do They Want Their Budget For Social Services Be Eaten Up By Gambling Addicts
“Is a casino the answer in Rexdale?”
– Toronto Star
So, Civil Servants Should Be Blown Away By A .357 Magnum, The Most powerful Handgun In The World, For…Padding Their Expense Accounts?
“Dirty Harry, we need you
Golden chance to rethink the watchdogs we employ”
– Toronto Sun
Wasn’t That The Name Of A Larry David TV Series?
“Mainstream Islam must curb extremism”
– Toronto Star
Conservative Newspapers Report On Conservative Organizations Criticizing A Liberal
Readers Yawn
“Jewish groups rap Trudeau for ‘none is too many’ remarks”
– Canadian Jewish News
We Should Have Stuck With Plastic…
“Future of antibiotics grows in horse manure”
– Globe and Mail
There Is A Certain Logic To It
People In Meetings Aren’t In Their Cars Causing Traffic Jams
“It’ll be better, Tory promises
Meetings will mean less traffic chaos: Mayor”
– Toronto Sun
Meat? Is The Next Level Meat?
If It Isn’t – I’m Not Interested
“Taking tofu to the next level”
– Toronto Star
Bet You Didn’t Even Know It Was Missing
“Smartwatch companies hoping you’ll rediscover your wrist”
– Toronto Star
Where Are The Xenophobes When You Need Them?!
“Japan taking overt downtown”
– Toronto Metro
Everybody’s A Comedian!
“You butter believe in ghee”
– Toronto Star
“An affair to re-member
South African surgeons perform the world’s first successful penis transplant”
– Toronto Star
“Record global sugar surplus has bittersweet consequences”
– Globe and Mail
“Ferry terminal contest marks berth of a new city”
– Toronto Star
“Acrobat’s location was up in the air”
– Toronto Sun
“An affair to re-member
South African surgeons perform the world’s first successful penis transplant”
– Toronto Star
“There’s margarine of error when using butter”
– Toronto Star
“Honda to welcome new man in drive’s seat”
– Toronto Star
“Fifty Shades whips it up at box office”
– Toronto Star
“Right to die moves into final stages”
– Toronto Star
“The sorry state of sports apologies”
– Toronto Star
“Mr. Harper’s veiled attack on religious freedom”
– Globe and Mail
“Cattle industry hoping to revive bull market”
– Globe and Mail
“Was actor chopped from food show?”
– Toronto Star
“Wind blows away rivals at auction”
– Toronto Star
“SMARTWATCH”
Apple unveils new high-wrist venture”
– Toronto Star
“Frozen staff begins to warm up”
– Toronto Star
“Timing a transformation
From colourful computers to $13,000 watches, Apple makes tech luxe”
– Globe and Mail
“Let’s swear off rudeness at work”
– Globe and Mail
“Ship sails on free cruise to Bahamas phone calls”
– Toronto Star
“High-end Toronto mattress makers not content to rest on their laurels”
– Toronto Star
“Mental-health issues can fly under the radar
Pilots are regularly tested but symptoms can be hidden”
– Toronto Star
Sounds Like A George Carlin Joke
“In Canada, you are where you live”
– Globe and Mail
A Pocket Of Crack Exploded In Your Brain?
“Why I believe Tory will do the right thing”
– Toronto Star
What is This – An HBO Series?
“Sometimes, there are no good guys”
– Toronto Star
From Doing What? Smoking In Public Places?
Driving While Drunk?
Marrying Members Of The Same Sex?
“New bill would ban killer whales”
– Toronto Sun