Yes
No
Sure It Can
No, It Can’t
You’re Being Too Negative
You’re Being Naive
Shut Up!
Go To Hell!
Uhh…Can We Get Back To You On This?
“Can consensus-builder become Tory leader?”
– Toronto Star
His Friends Who Own The 407 Were On Heavy Decongestants
“Why didn’t Ford pursue $1B congestion penalty?”
– Toronto Star
No, Because They Are Special So They Don’t Indulge In “Common” Sense
“‘Do they not have this sense of injustice?'”
– Toronto Star
The Mongoose Hibernating In Your Right Armpit Rolled Over
“Why do I get itchy skin in the winter?”
– Toronto Star
If So, Expect A Toy Truck Convoy To Head To Ottawa
“A vaccine mandate for children?”
– Toronto Star
It Sure Beats Trying To Sell Voters An Actual Policy Agenda!
“Will Tories take up populism?”
– Toronto Star
Maybe The Geese…
“Will Ottawa honkers fight, honk for Ukraine?”
– Toronto Star
The Names
“What two days with a radar gun taught us
Deadly traffic collisions bring a familiar pattern of outrage, Months later, does anything change?”
– Toronto Star
There Really Is No Place For Me In The Job Market
“After 25,000 interviews, what stands out?”
– Toronto Star
A Melancholy-tinged Rhinoceros Of Mystery, And By Holding An Ice Pack On The Area Suffering The Most Swelling
“What is inflation, really, and how is it best reduced?”
– Toronto Star
Only For People Who Liked, You Know, Representative Democracy And Stuff
“Was having large council really a good idea?”
– Toronto Star
WHY ARE YOU ASKING LIKE THAT’S A BAD THING?
“Why are seniors’ sex lives so secret?”
– Toronto Star
In The Freezer, Between The Concern For Social Justice And The Sticks Of Butter
“Where is the respect for the vulnerable?”
– Toronto Star
The Futility Of Action In A Meaningless Universe
“‘What do we need to be confronting?'”
– Toronto Star
Always File Reports Using Cat Head Filters
“How do journalists reach those suspicious of media?”
– Toronto Star
Without A Job Description, It’s Hard To Tell, But At Least It Keeps BoC Employees Off The Streets
“Is fighting current inflation BoC’s job?”
– Toronto Star
Absolutely Not!
You’re Killing Those Concentration Camp Pyjamas!
Don’t Waste Your Money
“Should I work with a wardrobe stylist?”
– Toronto Star
What Moment Of Political Unity?
“Can this moment of political unity last?”
– Toronto Star
Oh, Honey, Money Outweighs EVERYTHING In Toronto!
“Does money outweigh safety in Toronto?”
– Toronto Star
Social Peace, And All It Will Cost You Is A Debilitating Illness
“Why can’t we mask just a little longer?”
– Toronto Star
That Would Just Be The ICCing On The Cake, Wouldn’t It?
“Could Putin face accountability at the ICC?”
– Toronto Star
The Car Crash Truly Begins
“Elliott kept Ford on course. Now what?”
– Toronto Star
Did It Start Watching British Television?
“Did NASA Just Find Life On Mars?”
– Medium
That’s What You Get For Electing Heisenberg As Premier
“Does mask policy exist or not?”
– Toronto Star
I’m Sure The Bowlers Will Appreciate It
“Will adding more lanes help?”
– Toronto Star
Not Since I Unfriended Her On Facebook And Stopped Taking Her Phone Ca – Oh, Wait: Are We Talking About Russia’s Intentions Towards Ukraine Or My Ex’ Intentions Towards Me?
“Are isolation and collapse the goals?”
– Toronto Star
Start Every Auction With Seven No Trump
“How can I win bidding wars?”
– Toronto Star
Yes: That We Would Rather Be Watching This Is Us
“The myth of ZERO RISK
Have two years of pandemic taught us anything about navigating uncertainty?”
– Toronto Star
Absolutely! Dieters Don’t Have The Energy To Hold On For Too Long…
“Can we escape diet culture’s grip?”
– Toronto Star
They Would Merge, But They Can’t Agree On What The Resulting Monopoly Would Be Called
(Who Would Get The Keys To The Executive Bathroom Has Also Been A Sticking Point In Negotiations)
“Why only two choices for TV, web?”
– Toronto Star
Don’t Ask Jake Gittes
“Can Chinatown’s future be saved?”
– Toronto Star
You Bet – It Will Hit Them Right In The Change Purse!
“Will Canada’s sanctions on Russia really hurt?”
– Toronto Star
A Once Risque Dance That We Now Find Mildly Embarrassing
“What is Cancon in the internet age?”
– Toronto Star
Can Any Social Media Platform?
“Can a Trump social media platform handle the truth?”
– Toronto Star