As Usual, Voters Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places
“What undecided voters were looking for this week
Beyond the obvious issues of Trump and economy, our panel of Canadians still want to feel seen and be heard”
– Toronto Star
From Each According To Their Ability To Each According To Their Ability Doesn’t Have The Same Ring To It, Although I’m Sure Ayn Rand Would Approve
“Trustees reject fundraising policy
Proposal would have sent portion of funds to schools in need”
– Toronto Star
Local Cops Have Earned The Right To Brutalize Their Own People
“Let’s not sleep on Justin Trudeau’s last good idea
For generations, the RCMP has been a national institution. It’s time for change”
– Toronto Star
I Didn’t Know Oil Sands Could Write Op-eds
“Smith is our strongest advocate”
– Toronto Star
The Country Should Use The Simple Solution That Works So Well For The US: Make All Guns Legal
“Haitian Gangs Are Awash in Illegal Guns”
– New York Times
Now, Now – The King Isn’t That Old…Quite…
“MI5 shows off 110-year-old lemon”
– Toronto Star
But…Booing The US Anthem IS What Unites Us!
“Booing U.S. anthem is natural, but focus on what unites us”
– Toronto Star
So, We Could Spend A Few Million To Upgrade Public Transit Or Hundreds Of Millions To Put Cars Into The Sky?
Oh, Yeah – The Sky Is Definitely The Way To Go
I’ve Always Wanted To Say: “Look, Ma, I’m Flying!”
“ELEVATOR PITCH
Province eyes elevated expressways – along with tunnel – in bid to ease Hwy. 401 gridlock, but nixes proposal to use shoulder lanes in rush hour”
– Toronto Star
Buffalo: Come For The Shopping, Stay For The Infectious Diseases!
Not The Best Tourism Come-on, But Considering How Tariffs Are Driving Visits Down…
“‘Measles is only a car ride away!’ N.Y. warns
State issues travel advisory for Canada, specifically Ontario, as cases continue to climb here”
– Toronto Star
Oddly Enough, That’s No Comfort To The Victims Of The Serial Killer Who Didn’t Make It To The Dawn
“It’s always darkest before the dawn”
– Toronto Star
Quaker Omens? I See A Lawsuit From A Cereal Company In This Headline’s Future
“Some See Omen In an Earth quake”
– New York Times
“We Have More Than Enough Home Grown Mistakes To Make, Thank You Very Much!”
“Metrolinx aims to avoid repeat of Ottawa mistakes”
– Toronto Star
Read Them The Love Poetry You Wrote When You Were Courting Your Spouse
“Tell me how to make my kids fall asleep!”
– Toronto Star
“Are You A Friend Of The Premier”
“Yes.”
“Congratulations!”
“Minister says firm passed rigorous financial process”
– Toronto Star
1. Bad
2. Horrible
3. Head For The Hills And Hope The Zombies Don’t Find You!
“Bank details possible outcomes for economy”
– Toronto Star
Remember That Some Day You Will Die, And Odds Are This Won’t Matter As Much To You
“Tips to stay calm during current market mayhem”
– Toronto Star
Occasionally Dropping It To Hold A Hamberder Doesn’t Count
“Trump ‘fully fit’ to hold office”
– Toronto Star
“I Hate It When Women Steal The Initiative From Me!”
“Intimate night ruined by her passing gas”
– Toronto Star
TRANSLATION: Russia Won’t Be Bombing Churches…Probably…Maybe…For A Couple Hours, Anyway…
“Putin announces an Easter ceasefire”
– Toronto Star
“A City Of Dreams Can Be A City Of Nightmares”
Dean Motter Sure Called It!
“Greenbelt’s controversial ‘Mr. X’ banned from lobbying for 2 years”
– Toronto Star
Threaten To Cut Israel’s Funding Unless It Reforms Its Horrific Prison System?
I Didn’t Think So…
“Here Is the Real Route to Freeing Palestinians”
– New York Times
Where Would The Fun Be In That?
Running Alberta Is Hard Work – Are You Trying To Take One Of The Few Consistent Pleasures She Has Away From Her?
“God cop / bad cop
Instead of antagonizing the nation, Smith could be invaluable to Team Canada”
– Toronto Star
Raise The Floor To Meet It
“A way to halt city’s race to the bottom”
– Toronto Star
Scavengers Rejoice At Expansion Of Landfills
“Tasty! Tasty! Tasty!” Sings Seagull Chorus
“Poilievre promises to end plastic ban
Conservatives would reverse Liberal law prohibiting manufacture and sale of six single-use items”
– Toronto Star
Kamala Harris Had Great Turnout At Her Rallies – And Where Is She Now?
“Tory backers ‘believe the rallies’
Poilievre supporters dismiss polling that puts Carney ahead”
– Toronto Star