For You, Maybe
The Whale Was Probably Thinking, What Does A Poor Sea Mammal Have To Do To Get Some Privacy Around Here‽
“I’m whale-watching in Panama’s Chiriqui National Marine Park and it’s pure magic”
– Toronto Star
If Only His Name Had Been Tate, He Would Have Been Hailed As A Hero
“Man extradited to U.S. from Mexico
Canadian accused of helping ex-Olympain run trafficking ring ‘responsible for multiple murders’
– Toronto Star
These Days Being Before Elon Musk Shows Up?
“Mars seems like a good place to be these days”
– Toronto Star
Tell Me The Tories Won The Ontario Election Without Telling Me The Tories Won The Ontario Election
“Ford’s Toronto obsession not all bad
Impulse to meddle has led to frustration, but there’s potential for a productive partnership”
– Toronto Star
I Would, But Both My Moral Headlights Are Busted
“Let’s shine a light on auto fraud”
– Toronto Star
Starving The Education System Works!
“Post-secondary funding crisis isn’t a big issue to Ford or voters”
– Toronto Star
He Knew What He Was Talking About: After All, He Paved The Way For Them
“Reagan warned of demagogues like Trump”
– Toronto Star
Many Others Long For A Time When They Stood With Other Americans
“Many Americans stand united with Canada”
– Toronto Star
Countries Have No Permanent Friends, Only Permanent Panty Lines
“It Is OK for Fashion To Not Be ‘Woke'”
– Toronto Star
More Dangerous Than The Bottom Of An Active Volcano?
More Dangerous Than The Dark Side Of The Moon With A Low Oxygen Tank?
More Dangerous Than Gaza?
You Might Want To Work On Your Hyperbole, There, Guy…
“A worsening reality puts patients at risk
Cancer patient spent 40 hours in the emergency department waiting for treatment. It was the most dangerous place she could be.
– Toronto Star
Just As Soon As I’m Finished Holding Doug Ford’s Beer
“I have the guts to be Canada’s next PM”
Drawing on personal stories and her experience in government, Freeland made the case that she is uniquely suited to dealing with Donald Trump”
– Toronto Star
Unless This Is A Dream Within A Dream…
“Conservatives waking up to Trump’s idiocy”
– Toronto Star
Not To Worry
If We Can Survive That, We Will Only Be Facing Chaos And Ruin
“Trump’s Tariffs Can Bring Havoc”
– New York Times
A Government Appointment With Every Purchase!
“Tesla offers new perks to fight slumping sales”
– Toronto Star
Where Did You Learn Your Negotiation Tactics? Prime Minister Vito Corleone?
“Israel aims to advance ceasefire negotiations”
– Toronto Star
“Israel cuts electricity supply to Gaza”
– Toronto Star
To Offset Our New Enemies?
“Canada needs new friends
Our country has been stagnant for too long. It’s time it renewed its relationships with the rest of the world – and its capacity to look after its own interests”
– Toronto Star
The Needs Of The One Might Outweigh The Needs Of The Many In Some Utopian Future
Right Now, It Feels Like That Bit Of Wisdom Is Taking The World In The Opposite Direction
“Canadians need to boycott goods from red states
– Toronto Star
“Canada needs calm, decisive leadership in era of Trump
– Toronto Star
“Carney needs to show he has what it takes to lead
– Toronto Star
“Boozing in parks will need more garbage bins”
– Toronto Star
“Need Therapy? Africa’s Hairdressers Can Help.”
– New York Times
“Living the DREAM
Given up on buying a home in Toronto? What you need to know about buying a home abroad”
– Toronto Star
“Cities can’t be trusted to build housing we need”
– Toronto Star
“Canada needs to wean itself off U.S.”
– Toronto Star
“In need of smart policy making”
– Toronto Star
Of Course: Why Would Anybody Want To Wear A Suit Made Out Of The Same Fabric As Shoes?
“Court rejects Birkenstock suit”
– Toronto Star
Considering They’re Supposed To Be Progressives, They Sure Do A Good Job Of Electing Conservatives
“Singh setting his sights on Carney
Polls show Liberal leadership hopeful could lead party to comeback – at expense of NDP”
– Toronto Star
Thirty-seven Seconds Is A Novelty Record!
“Novelty wears off as cold weather continues”
– Toronto Star
Maybe We Should Be Looking To Newfoundland
Maritimers’ Language Can Get Pretty Salty
“Snowy GTA struggles to find salt”
– Toronto Star
So, He’s Already Given Up?
“A measured response
As Ottawa levies $29.8 billion in counter tariffs, Carney says he’ll sit down with Trump when U.S. President shows ‘respect for Canadian sovereignty'”
– Toronto Star
Are There Any Writers Who Aren’t Stephen King Who Can’t Relate?
“Missing money puts writer in tough spot”
– Toronto Star
Or It Could Be Ready Next Fall
Or It Could Be Ready Three Falls From Now
Who Do I Look Like – Nostradamus‽
“Crosstown LRT could be ready this fall”
– Toronto Star
With A Nice Pink Ribbon
He Would LOVE That!
“Let’s tie tariff pain directly to Trump”
– Toronto Star
Tying Tariffs To People With A Pink Ribbon, For Example
“Let’s redefine what masculinity means”
– Toronto Star
Life Is So Unfair!
Everybody Calls Me The Black Sheep Of My Family, But Do I Ever Get A Corporate Board Seat‽
“Dye & Durham gives board seat to Blacksheep”
– Toronto Star