Just Sad Little Flesh Sacks In An Indifferent Universe
“Without a title and paycheque, who are we?”
– Globe and Mail
Oh! Oh! Oh!
No! No! No!
“Can ‘La La Land’ Make the Musical Matter Again?”
– New York Times
Elon Musk Was Never Likely To Become A Citizen…
“AI is the future, and Canada must seize it”
– Globe and Mail
The Unknown Political Figures And Industry Leaders Are A Lot Harder To Watch
“Key players to watch in 2017
Look for notable political figures and industry leaders to make headlines in the coming year”
– Toronto Star
Because Tame Seaweed Is No Fun
“Reviving the art of wild seaweed harvesting”
– Globe and Mail
SPOILER ALERT: It Doesn’t End Well For One Of Them!
“When transport trucks and pedestrians meet in the 805”
– Toronto Star
And, As Long As I’m Writing Headlines, He Won’t!
“To a year of doing things differently – or not
PM can make the case he accomplished things in 2016, but he has yet to make good on his promise to chase cynicism from politics”
– Globe and Mail
They Certainly Keep Psychotherapists In Business!
“Strong, stable families are foundations for prosperity”
– Toronto Sun
Only 12 Belonged To Actual People
“Yahoo says one billion accounts hacked in 2013”
– Globe and Mail
They’re Valuable Ingredients In Chinese Aphrodisiacs
“In Africa, Rangers Are Also at Risk”
– New York Times
The People Who Died Were Hoping They Would Be Killed In The President’s Drug War Bloodbath, Instead
“Typhoon spoils Philippine Christmas”
– Toronto Star
Give Them Time…
“Americans upbeat in wake of election”
– Globe and Mail
1963? Because In 2016, Hate Elected A President
“A year where hate was not tolerated”
– Toronto Star
And, We’re Proud Of That?
“CANADA THRASHES LATVIA”
– Globe and Mail
Why Should Hollywood Have All The Fun?
“ISIS app lets kids destroy Big Ben”
– Toronto Sun
Having No Personal Life?
“What does it take to be a privacy professional?”
– Globe and Mail
So, It Goes From 100% To…150%?
“Loss of child ‘just too much’ for parents
Research suggests that for some parents, especially mothers, the loss of a child dramatically increases their likelihood of dying”
– Globe and Mail
And, If You Must, Always Get The Top Half
The Bottom Half Is Just Rude
“Never leave the job half done when hiring a top executive”
– Globe and Mail
I Still Have More Than I Will Ever Be Able To Read, Thanks
“Take stock of your books for 2017”
– Toronto Star
Not As Much Fun As It Sounds!
“Sex with student in graveyard!”
– Toronto Sun
Wouldn’t Want Them To Mix In With The Peas
“City budget strains vulnerable citizens”
– Toronto Star
Sure, If It’s The Boss’ Hat
“Just one hat can make all the difference”
– Toronto Star
Make Thing One And Thing Two Interns So You Never Have To Pay Them
“Channel Dr. Seuss at the office”
– Toronto Star
And, We’re Making Ancient Jokes About It
“The peasants in Canada are revolting, no question about it”
– Toronto Sun
They’re Finally Getting To The Xit Part
“British PM’s easy ride on Brexit about to end”
– Globe and Mail
Doesn’t Understand Why It Has Such A Bad Reputation
“Canada defends Spengler Cup title”
– Toronto Star
It’s A Dirty Job, But Nobody’s Gotta Do It
“Big change awaits Twitter
Social media service cuts jobs amid big losses, criticism over handling of abusive users”
– Toronto Star
“Potash Corp. cuts jobs amid surplus of product”
– Globe and Mail
“Great-West Life co’s Putnam cutting jobs”
– Globe and Mail
“Cymax cuts work force as losses mount”
– Globe and Mail
“Wal-Mart is cutting back-office store jobs”
– Toronto Star
“Lloyds to cut jobs in wake of Brexit”
– Globe and Mail
“RBC cutting London investment jobs”
– Globe and Mail
“‘Dream team’ led to ratings nightmare
Rogers confirms big shakeup with job cuts, return of MacLean”
– Toronto Star
“Ralph Lauren shuts stores, cuts jobs”
– Globe and Mail
“Mobile unit woes force job cuts at Microsoft
Still reeling from Nokia deal, tech company says it needs to focus on phone hardware”
– Toronto Star
“Scotiabank sashes jobs in Canadian divisions”
– Globe and Mail
“Chip Wilson’s luxury streetwear chain lays off 20 per cent of head-office staff”
– Globe and Mail
“GMP cuts 14 jobs from Houston office”
– Globe and Mail
“City of Brampton chops 25 managers, ‘key individuals’
Mayor says the change is ‘disruptive’ and ‘difficult,’ but it will reportedly save the city $2 million a year”
– Toronto Star
“Torstar announces plans to lay off more than 50 staff”
– Toronto Star
“Domtar cuts 100 jobs in North Carolina”
– Globe and Mail
“Postmedia to close London print shop, cutting 139 jobs”
– Globe and Mail
“Credit Suisse to cut 175 London Jobs”
– Globe and Mail
“ENGINEERING
WSP has cut hundreds of Canadian jobs in 2016″
– Globe and Mail
“Quebecor’s TVA Group to cut 220 jobs to slash costs”
– Globe and Mail
“Laurentian eliminates 300 jobs in shakeup
Bank says 8-per-cent cutback of workforce will be done primarily through attrition”
– Toronto Star
“CONOCOPHILLIPS TO CUT UP TO 300 JOBS IN CANADA”
– National Post
“SeaWorld cuts 320 jobs to boost revenue”
– Globe and Mail
“Mosaic cuts 330 jobs at Saskatchewan mine”
– Globe and Mail
“Olymel cuts 340 jobs in Saint-Hyacinthe”
– Globe and Mail
“Enbridge cuts 530 jobs amid slowdown”
– Globe and Mail
“National Bank cuts 600 jobs in digital shift”
– Toronto Star
“General Mills to cut up to 600 jobs”
– Globe and Mail
“Major brewer set to lay off thousands in takeover”
– Toronto Star
“Embraer to cut nearly 8% of work force through buyouts
Plane maker accepted the resignation of 1,463 employees – effective next week – out of 1,470 volunteers”
– Globe and Mail
“BMO to lay off 1,850 as profit slips
Restructuring energy loans hurt second-quarter earnings”
– Toronto Star
“Thomson Reuters to cut 2,000 jobs”
– Globe and Mail
“Ericsson to cut 3,900 jobs in Sweden”
– Globe and Mail
“Cisco Systems to cut 5,500 jobs in shift to software”
– Globe and Mail
“ING plans to cut 7,000 jobs”
– Globe and Mail
“Bombardier to cut another 7,500 jobs, 2,000 in Canada”
– Toronto Star
“Commerzbank to cut nearly 10,000 jobs, halt dividend”
– Globe and Mail
“Shell cuts total 12,500 over 2 years as prices stay low”
– Toronto Star
“UniCredit, in overhaul, to raise $14-billion
Italian bank’s plan – including cutting 14,000 jobs – to test investor appetite for helping a troubled sector”
– Globe and Mail
“Volkswagen to cut 30,000 jobs”
– Toronto Star
“Ontario sheds 36,000 jobs in July”
– Toronto Star
Show Us The Way, Oh Avatars Of Impartiality!
“Trump won, get over it”
– Toronto Sun
“Obama crowns himself to a third term”
– Toronto Sun
Only A Single Exclamation Mark? How Am I Supposed To Take You Seriously If You Only Use A Single Exclamation Mark?
“National tourism slogans are brilliant! Epic! Incredible!”
– Globe and Mail
I Know What You’re Thinking, But Then Who Would Run Our Biggest Corporations?
“Japan CEO quits over worker’s death
‘Karoshi’ – overwork – drove employee to suicide”
– Toronto Sun
If Albertans Want To Eat Carbon, They’re On Their Own!
“Jones: NDP must do a better job of making carbon plan more palatable for Albertans”
– Globe and Mail
But Most Of Us Didn’t Live Through 1065, So We Can Be Forgiven For Thinking That It Was
“Not the ‘worst year ever'”
– Toronto Star
I’m Still In The Market, So How Smart Can I Be?
“New Year’s quiz: Test your investing smarts”
– Globe and Mail