Actually, My Ankles Are Naive, Which Makes Them Bad Negotiators
My Knees, On The Other Hand…
“Let your ankles do the talking
Anklets are summer’s prettiest accessory trend. Here’s how to wear them
– Toronto Star
Small Planet
“Big oil, politicians ignore reality”
– Toronto Star
There Are Hardly Any Accused Felons
“Smith’s unexciting cabinet from the ’60s
There’s lack of diversity and only five women among 20 men. But there are also encouraging signs”
– Toronto Star
By Paying With Goose Droppings?
“Changing the way you buy a car”
– Toronto Star
They Can Expect To Be Liberated From This Vale Of Tears
“Holding out for liberation
Their town razed by Russia, these villagers believe they’ll be saved by the same forces”
– Toronto Star
Probably Just As Well: It Would Only Lead To Contempt…
“Poll suggests Canadians in favour of subsidies for auto giants
Despite approval, respondents not ‘familiar’ with issue”
– Toronto Star
Because Poilievre’s Government Will Be The Change People Have Nightmares About
“Trudeau’s government needs to be the change people want”
– Toronto Star
It Must Have If It Could Collapse Because Of A Pack Of Cards!
“Deck failed to comply with codes
Officials say building had many areas of severe strength deficiency”
– Toronto Star
He’s Now A Pumpkin Spice Mocha Latte
“Saudi Arabia’s Leader No Longer a ‘Pariah’
– New York Times
He Had Freakishly Small Feet
Putting On His Shoes Would Hurt Like Heck!
“Trying not to follow in father’s footsteps”
– Toronto Star
Eugene Agrees (Well, He Would, Wouldn’t He?)
“Politicians suggest windfall tax on grocers
Expert says levy on single industry is ‘far too specific'”
– Toronto Star
We Need To Get Back To That So School Shooters Can Make More Clean Kills
“Toronto schools used to offer target shooting”
– Toronto Star
In Other Words, Don’t Blame Eugene
“Food prices won’t drop, report warns
Widespread labour shortages, climate change will keep costs elevated”
– Toronto Star
His Drones Spied On His Sister’s Slumber Parties Before Graduating To Foreign Countries
“Inventiveness is deep-rooted
Uncle’s homemade mobile device sparked intrigue for robotics entrepreneur Charles Deguire in formative years”
– Toronto Star
If The Safe Seats Aren’t Blowouts, It Could Indicate…Something…
“Federal byelections will gauge mood of Canadians”
– Toronto Star
The Exception To The Question, “Why Can’t We All Just Get Along?”
“An uneasy partnership
Both Iran and the Taliban hate the West, but they also hate each other”
– Toronto Star
Results A Radical Continuation Of The Status Quo
“Bernier fails in bid to return to Parliament
People’s Party of Canada leader defeated in Manitoba, while Liberals re-elected in two ridings”
– Toronto Star
We’re All Politically Active In Our Own Way
“Take a stand on gas gardening equipment”
– Toronto Star
Roughly 110 Years From Now, The Lessons Of The Submersible Will Be Ignored By The Wealthy Patrons Of The “Perfected Underwater Travelling Device”
“The echoes of history – and hubris
Some will say the submersible was doomed by ignoring the lessons of the shipwreck”
– Toronto Star
It Starts With Eliminating Unnecessary Consonants
“Tranport revolution is underway”
– Toronto Star
WHAT DO YOU THINK MADE ME SO CYNICAL‽
“Cynicism won’t help, but voting can”
– Toronto Star
I Wish You Had Told Me That Before I Voted
“Cursive can have a calming effect”
– Toronto Star
Reason #237 For Why I’m Cynical
“Why we couldn’t look away from submersible saga”
– Toronto Star
Perpetrators Claimed They Were Nostalgic For Life In The Shtetl
May Have Taken The Wrong Lesson From History
“Israel arrests settlers after rampages”
– Toronto Star
Homeless Launch Project To End Monarchy
Can We Call It A Wash?
“Prince launches project to end homelessness in the U.K.”
– Toronto Star
The Revolutionary, On The Other Hand – Pfft, Piece Of Cake!
“‘You can’t kill the revolution'”
– Toronto Star
Truck Drivers Would Strike To Protect Their Jobs, But Anti-vaccination Protests Salted That Ground
“Companies bet on tech to make some jobs safer
Driverless trucks among tools used to remove human labour from hazardous operations”
– Toronto Star
Serfs Up!
“A mortgage to last a lifetime?
Alarm bells ring for some as amortization periods on fixed-payment home loand reaching 90 years”
– Toronto Star
Good Thing So Many People Lose Their Minds Over Their Cars
“EV cost savings ‘a no-brainer’
– Toronto Star