I’d Love To Be A Janitorial Ninja
Or, A Secretarial Pool Ninja
But I’m Probably Stuck Being A McNinja
Sigh
“Who wants to be a ninja? Job titles get a rebranding”
– Toronto Star
Jealous Much That They’re Not Bailing Newspapers Out?
“Will governments ever learn their lesson on corporate welfare?”
– Toronto Sun
Graduate Students In Hunting And Gathering?
“Without work, who do we become?”
– Globe and Mail
Dogs Can’t Even Help DOGS Learn!
“Can dogs help babies learn?”
– Toronto Star
If This Is How You Respond To His Presence In The Building, Imagine How You’ll Feel When He’s Appointed To It!
“Long way from Gitmo
Omar Khadr – just another tourist wandering the Senate hallways?”
– Toronto Sun
With A Poison Pen?
“How do you write a Christmas letter for 2018, a year of hell?”
– Globe and Mail
It’s Just You #atbutthead
“Twitter, you’ve changed – or is it me?”
– Toronto Star
Ask The Premier
“Is police independence at risk in Ontario?”
– Globe and Mail
Top 40 Radio?
“Tumblr gets the kinks out – but where will they go?”
– Toronto Star
Does Anybody?
“Does our feminist Prime Minister truly understand masculinity?”
– Globe and Mail
Too Soon
“Too far, or not far enough?”
– Toronto Star
Just A Typical Case Of The Left Side Of The Headline Not Knowing What The Right Side Was Doing…
“Water is priceless, but what should it cost?”
– Globe and Mail
I’m Still Working On The Workplace Goals For 2012, Thanks
“I’m hesitating to set workplace goals for 2019. How about you?”
– Globe and Mail
An Escalade – The Cadillac Of Cars
“What drives people to reject the truth?”
– Toronto Star
Between A Marmoset And A Large Mouthed Bass
“Where does Canada fit in a world ruled by the ‘law of the jungle’?
– Globe and Mail
Only If You Got Drunk On Them The Night Before
“Are hangover pills a holiday miracle?”
– Toronto Star
Are You Kidding? With Winter Coming, We Need Sweaters More Than Ever!
“Is it possible that the Mourinho era has finally ended?”
– Globe and Mail
On The Head And Shoulders Of The Last New Guy
“How does the new guy stack up?”
– Toronto Star
To Help With Your Retirement?
“Why fund illegal migrants?”
– Toronto Star
As Far As The Bottom Line, And No Further!
“AI ethics:
How far should companies go to retain employees?”
– Globe and Mail
To Jerusalem – That Oughta Confuse Everybody!
“Brazil to move embassy?”
– Toronto Sun
In Jerusalem! – Confused Yet?
“Making the world a better place for squirrels?”
– Toronto Star
Let Them Eat Global Warming
“Big Oil is raking in cash, so investors are asking: Now what?”
– Globe and Mail
Absolutely
It Supported Maduro In The Venezuelan Election – How More Out Of Touch Can You Be?
“50 years on, McDonald’s is not messing with the Big Mac
In the ever-evolving world of fast food, the iconic burger remains but is it ‘less relevant’?”
– Toronto Star
Absolutely Not! I’ve Never Read A Newspaper In My Life, And I Gibber Gobber Pantaloons!
“Has drop in newspaper reading led to a decline in IQ?”
– Toronto Star
It…Reduces Poverty?
“What good is a poverty reduction strategy?”
– Globe and Mail
It Depends – Are We Talking Chocolate Or Laxatives?
“More supply needed?”
– Toronto Star
You Can’t Recapture The Magic After Somebody Has Cheated On You With Steel Tariffs
“BETWEEN FRIENDS
Not so long ago, Canada and the US were the closest of comrades – then came Trump and ‘America first.’ Will the relationship, wonders Laura Dawson, ever be the same again?”
– Globe and Mail
Absolutely…For The Company That Issues Them
“Do extended tech warranties pay off?”
– Toronto Star
Remaining Councillors Will Have To Double Their Staffs To Help With Their Greater Workload, So, Yes, It Absolutely Will
“Will shrinking Toronto council save money?”
– Toronto Sun
On Those Least Able To Afford Lobbyists…Or Bandaids
“Where will the cuts fall?”
– Toronto Star
Ouch!
“Must artists suffer to produce?”
– Toronto Star
And, If You Want To See A Movie, Go To A Shoe Store
“That new destination for shopping and dining? It’s an airport”
– Globe and Mail
It Depends How Fierce The Competition From Shoe Stores Is
“Will Cineplex’s comeback be a box office hit?”
– Toronto Star
No, Thumbs Are, With Camera Straps A Close Second
“Is Instagram ruining travel photography?”
– Globe and Mail
I Don’t Know – Let Me Start A Poll On Facebook
“Insurance company eager to cash in on your Fitbit information
But will consumers warm up to sharing exercise data, or will privacy concerns win over?”
– Toronto Star
Why Not? Testing Students Hasn’t Helped…
“Will testing teachers improve student math scores?”
– Toronto Star
For Trying Not To Be Sexist Pigs?
“Do the men of #MeToo deserve to be forgiven?”
– Globe and Mail
Which Will Get The Biggest Laugh?
“Should comedy industry laugh or cry?”
– Toronto Star