Which Ones?
“Israeli strikes on Gaza violated international laws, rights group says”
– Toronto Star
Stop Being Divorced
(Hey! – You Get The Advice You Pay For)
“Mom of two seeks advice on dating while divorced”
– Toronto Star
Government Would Try To Shut It Down, But It’s One Of The Few Bright Spots In The Nation’s Economy
“Mercenary Industry Grows in Colombia”
– New York Times
Who Are You, Some Kind Of Constitutional Scholar?
You ARE A Constitutional Scholar?
You’re Part Of The Elite Trying To Destroy Our Freedom!
“There’s no charter right to endanger other people”
– Toronto Star
The Exact Opposite Of My Government
“‘Stay prepared’ against COVID-19, Ford urges”
– Toronto Star
If You Believe She’s Doomed, Why Don’t You Just Come Out And Say It?
“Political guts could resolve Meng’s extradition case”
– Toronto Star
Oh, Yeah? Just Watch Us!
“We Cannot Just Watch Afghanistan Collapse”
– New York Times
And The Overt Ugliness Of Politics
“We saw the intrinsic beauty of sports”
– Toronto Star
I Thought The Whole Point Was To Get Yelly
Have You Been Watching The Same Show That I Have?
“A ‘Schitt’s Creek’ fan’s guide to a great game night
Follow these tips to ensure your evening of fun doesn’t get ‘too yelly'”
– Toronto Star
Her Own Feet Would Have Been Much Less Awkward
“Gwen sets bad precedent by walking on Blake’s face”
– Toronto Star
Still, You Have To Give Him Credit For Trying
“Bolsonaro May Not Destroy Brazil”
– New York Times
So Is Defenestrate, But You Don’t See It In Nearly As Many Headlines!
“‘Science’ is just a word”
– Toronto Star
Supply And Demand Curves Are Easier To Appreciate When Politics Isn’t Added To The Equation
“Employers who pay more say finding workers is easy”
– Toronto Star
So Emphatic! Are You Sure You’re A Canadian Newspaper?
“Cities must be creative in fixing the housing crisis”
– Toronto Star
“Ottawa must take over care for our seniors”
– Toronto Star
“UN must act now to protect vulnerable Afghans”
– Toronto Star
“Church must listen, and do the right thing”
– Toronto Star
“Programs must address needs of woman entrepreneurs”
– Toronto Star
“Green Party must focus on a ‘One Planet’ Canada”
– Toronto Star
“Proof of vaccination must go both ways”
– Toronto Star
“Quality must be priority for nationwide child care”
– Toronto Star
Council Now Believes Giving Godzilla Asylum Was A Mistake
“Flooded German Village Rethink Footprint”
– New York Times
I Agree – The US Should Never Have Invaded It In The First – What? That’s Not What You Mean?
Oh, Right – I Forgot You Don’t Believe In Root Causes…
“Afghanistan’s fate shouldn’t have come to this”
– Toronto Star
Because Meanness Always Changes People’s Minds?
“In this pandemic, the kind thing to do is stop being nice”
– Globe and Mail
Election? You Asked About An Election? Sorry – I Thought You Were Talking About Beer!
“Right time for an election? That would be now”
– Toronto Star
Unfortunately, The Bare Bones Are Still Showing
“Conservatives begin to flesh out platform”
– Toronto Star
Not Acting Would Have Made Many People Blue, So Stop Acting So Yellow!
“Modern Monetary Theory is the new black, but we should brace for seeing red”
– Globe and Mail
Emotionally Distant And Obsessed With Wealth?
“Let’s have an Ontario Place that reflects who we are”
– Toronto Star
Sit In The Next Room When They’re Being Taken
Or, Better Yet, In A Cafe Down The Street
“I hate having my photo taken!
Here are some pro tips and tricks for better portraits”
– Toronto Star
Not A Problem: I Get All My News From Blogs
Does Anybody Even Publish Newspapers Any More?
“Don’t read much into N.S. win, expert says”
– Toronto Star
But Trudeau’s Hair Is More Likely
“Afghan crisis could be crucial election issue”
– Toronto Star
Ghosts Of Privatization Past
Boo!
“O’Toole stays vague on health-care details
Privately led ‘innovations’ offer Canadians more choice, Tory leader says”
– Toronto Star
But It Was Long On Cherry Soda, So Everyone Was Satisfied
“Tribunal Winds Down Short of Answers”
– New York Times
I Did – It Wasn’t Very Tasty (Especially After The Cherry Soda)
“Sitting too much? Try an ‘exercise snack'”
– Toronto Star
Mask Mandates Would Probably Be Better
But The Political Response To Them Is Wholly Predictable
“Gratitude could help ease an unpredictable school year”
– Toronto Star
As The Easy To Reach Arguments Are Used Up, Digging Further Down Is Inevitable
“Fossil fuel debate could get deeper”
– Toronto Star
He Read The Room
“Trudeau has forsaken sunny ways for petulance and gloom”
– Toronto Star
Stop Inventing New Flavours! My Mouth Hasn’t Caught Up With All The Ones We Currently Have!
“In China, The Bitter Turning To Mao”
– New York Times
And, They Are Sure To Respond Appropriately…As Soon As They Stop Laughing
“Forceful action will show China that Canada is serious”
– Toronto Star
In Pandemic Management, As In Comedy, Timing Is Everything
“Fourth wave ‘most definitely’ here”
– Toronto Star
“A week away from easing of more restrictions”
– Toronto Star