When You’re A Genocidal Psychopath, A Jury Of Your Peers Can Come To Some Interesting Conclusions…
“Not guilty. The Israeli captain who emptied his rifle into a Palestinian schoolgirl”
– The Guardian
“The Rest Are Not On Crack”
“A third of Canadians optimistic, poll finds”
– Toronto Star
Way Too Expensive And Dominated By Foreigners?
“Like hockey, AI must become part of our national identity”
– Toronto Star
When People Comment It Looks Centuries Younger And Ask What Its Secret Is, It Coyly Replies, “Clean Living And All The Whisky You Can Swig!”
“Ancient monument gets a laser facelift”
– Toronto Star
“I Would Have Met With Him After,” Carney Explained, “But I’ve Never Known How To Deal With Suicidal People…”
“Canada pledges new aid for Kyiv
Carney meets with Zelenskyy on eve of talks with Trump”
– Toronto Star
But Then Corporate Leaders Hit The Snooze Button…
“The year of Trumpian terror became Canada’s wake-up call”
– Toronto Star
I Thought Canada Didn’t Have Capital Punishment!
“It’s time to judge our leaders by execution”
– Toronto Star
The Gaza Genocide Is What “Israel Has A Right To Defend Itself” Looks Like
“Bondi Beach Is What ‘Globalize the Intifada’ Looks Like”
– New York Times
26. JD Vance Spent The Afternoon In Your Den…Alone
“25 reasons to leave your couch”
– Toronto Star
Now That Space Can Be Used As An Animal Sanctuary, As City Council Always Intended?
“CAN THE CONDO BE SAVED?
For years, Toronto’s condos have made investors rich. Not anymore. Here’s why the market collapsed – and why some say it’s good that it did”
– Toronto Star
Blames Navy Admiral Frank Bradley
“Air Canada denies it broke laws”
– Toronto Star
One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other Things
One Of These Things Doesn’t Belong…
“Many MLAs facing recall petition drives”
– Toronto Star
“Chocolates recalled over peanut issue”
– Toronto Star
“Over 852,000 diffuser covers face recall”
– Toronto Star
It Finally Dawned On Party Leaders That ‘Winning Fewer Seats’ Was A Poor Electoral Strategy
“Party’s goal is ‘to win more seats'”
– Toronto Star
Is That True?
“Lying seems to work”
– Toronto Star
May As Well Study Royalty While They’re Still Around
Future Generations Will Be Curious About What They’ve Lost
“Monarch’s Journey, Tracked With Tiny Tags”
– New York Times
Vegas Bookmakers Say He’ll Die Of A Heart Attack Before a Nuclear Plant Explosion, And He Likes The Odds
“Why Ford is betting on nuclear power”
– Toronto Star
Unfortunately, Since The Time Machine Went On The Fritz, It’s A Lot Harder To Get Them All In One Room
“Have talk with partner about past, present and future”
– Toronto Star
Replace Them All With AI?
“Why your team fails to use AI effectively – and how to fix that”
– Toronto Star
Good Thing There Is A Ceasefire, Or Who Knows What Mayhem Those Scamps Would Be Getting Up To!
“Israeli forces raid village, kill at least 13 residents”
– Toronto Star
Smile And Back Away From Them Slowly
Don’t Make Any Sudden Moves That Might Startle Them
If You Do That, You Might Get Out Of This Press Conference Alive…
“Ford, Chow predict Crosstown LRT should open in early 2026”
– Toronto Star
“After All, Why Should Albertans Be The Only Ones To Suffer?”
“Alberta health minister hopes plan to expand private care will be ‘replicated across Canada'”
– Montreal Gazette
It Made A Pass At My Partner, And They Didn’t Slap It In The…Hard Drive?
“The real reason you should fear AI”
– Toronto Star
They’ll Be Able To Buy A Childhood When They’re Older
“THE GTA mini makers
A new generation of ‘kidtrepeneurs’ is building businesses – learning confidence, creativity and commerce long before the school bell rings”
– Toronto Star
Even A Constipated Badger Is Right Once In A While
“Police chief calls for ‘fundamental shift’
Demkiw says responding to people in crisis should be led by health sector, not his officers”
– Toronto Star
Stop Enshitifying It, Public Says
“Take transit to work, province says”
– Toronto Star
The Good News: With The Paris Accord Collapsing And Advanced Nations Retreating From Their Climate Commitments, Nobody Seems To Be Worrying About Global Climate Change Any More
“Carbon emissions boosted by back to office mandates
Traffic pollution is rebounding to pre-pandemic highs”
– Toronto Star