Wouldn’t That Be Like Closing The Barn Door After You’ve Slaughtered All the Horses For Food?
“UK to consider suspending arms exports to Israel if Rafah offensive goes ahead”
– The Guardian
People Who Live In Glass Egos Shouldn’t Throw Stones
“Poilievre can dish it out but can’t take it”
– Toronto Star
The Important Thing Is That He’s Not Around To Cause Trouble
Time Will Take Care Of His Ideas
“‘You cannot kill his ideas’
Navalny documentarian says Russian activist’s legacy will live on”
– Toronto Star
By Then, Our AI Overlords Should Have A Plan To Deal With Global Climate Change
“Ottawa may walk back parts of net-zero plan
Minister considers allowing new gas plants to operate with no limits past 2045 target”
– Toronto Star
Every Institution Of Higher Education Is A Business School
‘Gloves truly off’ in international student fight
College presidents spar as schools seek share of newly limited study permits”
– Toronto Star
They Just Need To Have More Respect For Each Other’s Boundaries
“No need for Liberals, NDP to break up”
– Toronto Star
Plane Held Grudge Against Environmental Activist
Tried To Make The Death Look Like Suicide, But Wheel Marks Leading Away From The Crime Scene Were A Major Clue
“Canadian skydivers’ plane kills beachgoer”
– Toronto Star
Didn’t She Die In One Of The Avengers Movies?
“Widow vows to take up fight against Putin”
– Toronto Star
And The Less Talking It Does, The Better
“Tories must swap Poilievre with a positive head”
– Toronto Star
No Longer Being Alive, Steve Can Ignore The Jabs
“Even With Big Profits, Tech Giants Still Cut Jobs”
– New York Times
Good Thing Politicians Aren’t Elected On A Labatts Ticket
“Nobody wants a beer with the PM”
– Toronto Star
Zombie Conservative Party Saving “Safe” Seats
“Safe consumption sites saving lives”
– Toronto Star
I Know I Can Get Hung Up On Definitions, But…
“Random shootings part of a pattern, police, experts say”
– Toronto Star
But If Anybody Can Find Out, It’s A Librarian – They Know Stuff!
“Library unsure what data was stolen”
– Toronto Star
Other Than Years Of Education
Tons Of Student Debt
And Robes
Especially The Gorgeous Robes
But Otherwise, Identical!
“Transparency is key for newest justice
Mary Moreau says Canadians must be able to recognize themselves in judicial system”
– Toronto Star
Would Prayers Help?
We’re Getting Very Good At Prayers
“Ukraine needs more than words”
– Toronto Star
But, According To Republicans, It’s Only Barely More Violent Than New York And California
“The ‘most violent place’ in the universe
Researchers discover record-breaking quasar that shines 500 trillion times brighter than the sun”
– Toronto Star
We Know That They Have A Commie Bent, But We Asked About Their Finances
“Almost half of universities in the red”
– Toronto Star
1. Wait Until You’re A Pro
2. Start Making Professional Mistakes!
“Four tips to avoid making rookie mistakes”
– Toronto Star
Cause, Meet Effect
“Ford’s Tories surging, new poll suggests”
– Toronto Star
“Tories’ ad spending far outpaces Liberals”
– Toronto Star
They Have No Problem Starving Orphans And Widows To Pay For Increased Dividends To Their Shareholders?
“Why big grocers are seen as villains”
– Toronto Star
As LONG AS All Parties Are Voluntarily In The RELATIONSHIP, It’s Nobody ELSE’S Busine – WHY Am I Randomly CAPITALIZING Words?
“Is it time for POLYAMORY to SHAKE OFF THE STIGMA?
– Toronto Star
As If Impossibly High London Rents And Surging COVID Aren’t Already Driving The Eels Away!
“Cocaine in the River Thames is ‘another problem eels don’t need’ says expert”
– London Evening Standard
The Start Of Bankruptcy
“Toronto’s new ‘starter’ home: A $1M condo or townhouse
Report analyzes what $1 million will buy in Canada”
– Toronto Star
They Have No Imagination:
Another Way Out Would Be To Die In Combat
“Russia faces growing problem with deserters
Many soldiers feel going AWOL from the military is the only way out of a war with no end in sight”
– Toronto Star
So…It Must Become A Conservative Think Tank?
“CBC must adapt to shape the future”
– Toronto Star
The Solution To The Problem?
Being The First Victim Of An Attack In An All-out Nuclear War.
The Country Would Get A Short-lived Respect, But Still…
“Our military woes could have deep consequences
Long list of problems hurt Canada’s standing in an increasingly unpredictable world, experts say”
– Toronto Star