And, The Conservatives And NDP Are Playing Scrabble?
“Liberals ‘playing politics'”
– Toronto Sun
We Learned From The Masters: Taliban Officials
“Soldier treated harshly by Taliban: U.S. officials”
– Globe and Mail
Journalists Exempt (Or How Would They Be Able To Do Their Jobs?)
“A ballot of bad choices
What we need is character – from politicians and citizens”
– Toronto Sun
Canadians Ecstatic Royal Loses Argument In Their Country
“Prince Charles likens Putin’s actions to Hitler’s
Remark made during Halifax stop, British tabloid reports”
– Toronto Star
Well, Ho Ho, Look Who’s Playing The Anti-America Card Now!
“Won’t bow to U.S. pressure, Harper says”
– Globe and Mail
And A Skirt With A High Hem, And A Shocking Pink Gun Holster, And…
Baghdad Is a Setting, And a Character, Too”
– New York Times
Spell Check Casts An Evil…You Know On Another Editorial Department
“Tips for handling the dreaded all-nighter
While sleep experts doesn’t endorse all-night sessions, strategic dining and recovery time can help the process”
– Globe and Mail
Our Navels Are Much Cuter, Especially The Innies
“There’s too much navel-gazing at CBC”
– Toronto Sun
No It Isn’t! (How’d I Do?)
“First step to success: Be a contrarian”
– Globe and Mail
Although, If You’re Fighting That Much, The Very End Can’t Come Soon Enough!
“Marriage is worth a fight to the very end”
– Toronto Star
And, Tory More So, So I Guess It All Evens Out…Somehow…
“Gee: Chow ‘came across as less of an ideologue than I would have thought'”
– Globe and Mail
If You Wanted Something Different For Breakfast, You Could Have Just Asked…
“For Florida’s Grapefruit, One Blow After Another”
– New York Times
Because Escalation Always Ends So Well?
“It’s time to bury the hatchet and get out the chainsaw”
– Globe and Mail
Nothing Interesting Happens After 35 Anyway…
“How life length hurts retirement plans”
– Toronto Star
Nyah Nyah! My Dad’s Accountant’s Projections Can Beat Your Dad’s Accountant’s Projections In A Fight!
“Tories fire back at Million Jobs critics
Accuse Grits of using ‘phony math’ to discredit PC numbers”
– Toronto Sun
As Long As The Money’s Good, I Can Live Without The Respect
“My board of directors doesn’t respect me”
– Globe and Mail
“CEO PAY CHECK
After a sharp decline, compensation has been steadily increasing to precrisis levels…”
– Globe and Mail
NOTE TO TEA PARTIERS: “Hang ‘Em High” Is Not Really An Immigration Policy
“Cantor’s surprise loss puts immigration reform on thin ice”
– Toronto Star
Are You Referring To The KKK?
No? Then, You Have To Be Referring To The Aryan Nations…Right?
Posse Comitatus?
The Covenant, The Sword and the Arm of the Lord?
The Order – Surely, The Order Is –
What Exactly Do You Think A Terror Group Is?
“Local Terror Groups Pose Peril to West”
– New York Times
Wind Power Should Stop Mugging People In Alleys And Selling Alcohol To Minors – Damn Wind Power!
“Callous Liberals ignore wind power’s victims”
– Toronto Sun
You’re An Evil Bastard For Even Asking The Question!
“Will you live to see the Leafs win the Cup?”
– Globe and Mail
Lorde Spare us!
“Lorde releases long-awaited cosmetics line with MAC
Low-maintenance Royals singer decided to only launch lipstick and eyeliner products”
– Toronto Star
Bumpy Editing The Plagues Newspaper Of The Record
“Bumpy Recovery the Plagues Euro Zone”
– New York Times
Good Thing It Doesn’t Reflect Companies Unwilling To Pay Workers A Living Wage And Benefits, Because That Would – It, Uhh, Doesn’t Reflect Companies Unwilling To Pay Workers A Living Wage And Benefits, Right? RIGHT?
“Part-time work prevails in Canada’s job market
Shift reflects softer economic conditions, older workers opting for fewer hours”
– Globe and Mail
SHH! Don’t Let The News Out Or Everybody Will Want To Drink Its Beer!
“Brewery zapped for nuclear gauge use”
– Toronto Star
The Conservatives Promising To Put 100,000 People On The Unemployment Line Has Nothing To Do With It? Are You Sure?
“Blame unions for Grit lead”
– Toronto Sun
Don’t YOU Know?
“Too late for Conservatives to heed good counsel?”
– Globe and Mail
“Are CP’s hands tied on risky cars?”
– Globe and Mail
“Assisted suicide – what could go wrong?
– Globe and Mail
Mortgage matters: are you getting the best deal?”
– Toronto Star
“Honestly, are you breaking up with me?”
– Toronto Star
“Quebecor to Ottawa: Can you hear me now?”
– Globe and Mail
“Is betting on CEO a good strategy?”
– Globe and Mail
“What makes extreme athletes take risks?”
– Globe and Mail
“What’s the point of sleeping if you sound this good?”
– Globe and Mail
“As rail safety shift gathers steam, who profits?
– Globe and Mail
“Essential for life; good for a portfolio?”
– Globe and Mail
“How do you take your fondue?
– Globe and Mail
“The bull market turns five: How long can it last?
– Globe and Mail
“Should selling sex be legal?”
– Globe and Mail
“SO, WAS IT ALL WORTH IT?
– Globe and Mail
Not So Surprising If You’re Actually Paying Attention…
“The 1 per cent lead charge as wealth grows, Canada lags”
– Globe and Mail
“Canadians make a surprising return to frugality”
– Globe and Mail