*GROAN* You Mean I Have To Wait Another 14 Years‽
“How a writer became a bestseller at 77”
– Toronto Star
Are You Sure? Because It Looks Like Toddlers Are Setting The Example And He’s Just Following
“Poilievre setting a bad example”
– Toronto Star
Found Poems Are All The Rage In The Checkout Line
“Get creative amid grocery costs”
– Toronto Star
It’s Coming From Inside The House!
“Poilievre’s wake-up call to the media”
– Toronto Star
Have You Ever Heard Of “Financial Yoga?”
“You can save by being flexible”
– Toronto Star
Especially If You’re Using Somebody Else’s Income
“Great time to become an income investor”
– Toronto Star
As Long As You Keep Them Hidden From The Pit Bosses
“Can kids have fun in Vegas, too? Sure!”
– Toronto Star
Of Technology Or Other People?
You’re Right – Why Choose When You Don’t Have To?
“Race to Develop A.I. Is Fueled by Distrust”
– New York Times
YOU CAN DO THAT‽
“Sherman empire set limits on evidence
Police probing the couple’s death accepted curbs set by executors”
– Toronto Star
You Know What They Say:
Man Plans, Corporations Laugh
“Budget plans see LRTs opening in fall
Metrolinx, which is overseeing Eglinton and Finch West lines, hasn’t declared a date yet”
– Toronto Star
“Covid Car Crash” Will Be The New Dance Craze
“Toronto party season roaring along
Clear signs the city has genuinely returned to the ‘before times’ on the shindig front”
– Toronto Star
“Covid-19 still exacting a toll
Virus has killed more people from September to December than car crash fatalities last year”
– Toronto Star
Destroying The Environment Is A Constitutional Right?
Too Bad Trees Can’t Vote…
“Developer challenges Ford’s reversal
Company’s court application claims law that returns land to protected status violates Constitution”
– Toronto Star
We Prefer Using Much Subtler Methods To Ruin Your Vacation
“Air Transat strike looming:
A matter of respect, not ruining your vacation”
– Toronto Star
Bite Your Tongue!
Or, Better Yet, Bite His Tongue!
“Trump Could Return Even Stronger”
– New York Times
Exploiting Niches…And Desperate Families
That’s The Genius Of The Capitalist System
“Developer to buy 10,000 more houses
Company aims to renovate and turn single-family homes into rentals”
– Toronto Star
It Will Make It Easier To Give The Middle Finger To The Rest Of The World
“Our middle-power delusion must end”
– Toronto Star
Evolving Verity
“Ottawa eyes zero emissions mandate by 2035
Move touted as way to boost supply, cut wait times for EVs”
– Toronto Star
“EV mandates destined to fail”
– Toronto Star
“Ottawa EV targets aren’t such a stretch
‘Each time automakers say a target is unachievable, they achieve it – ahead of schedule,’ analyst says”
– Toronto Star
Considering How Many People Have Been Dissing Inflation, I’m Surprised It Took You So Long To Acknowledge The Fact
“Forget inflation. ‘Disinflation’ is underway”
– Toronto Star
A Roof Over My Head?
Enough Income To Feed My Family?
“LG Electronics Canada has everything you need to make this holiday season even more festive”
– Toronto Star ad
There Is Charming Naivety, And Then There’s The Other Kind…
“Chow hopeful feds will step up to help in 2024”
– Toronto Star
As Long As You’re Home By Midnight
You Know How Your Travel Agency Worries About You
“PORTUGAL
Taking the roads less travelled”
– Toronto Star
Because They Didn’t Want Elon Musk To Have All The Fun
“Right-wing platform Parler to relaunch”
– Toronto Star
Give Him Time – His Extremism Will Grow On You
“Some see Poilievre as a moderate”
– Toronto Star
Like The United States? Or Most European Nations?
Sending Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars In Military Aid To The Country Slaughtering Your People Is An Odd Expression Of Support
“The Global Empire of Palestine
The Palestinians have something better than a state. They have the backing of today’s worldwide power brokers.”
– Tablet magazine
Litter Boxes Don’t Clean Themselves, You Know
“Pompei Discovery: Brutal Life for Some”
– New York Times
I’d Like To Say He Learned A Valuable Lesson, But…
“How Ford made peace with teachers”
– Toronto Star
It’s Almost Like They Didn’t Believe In Science Or Something…
“A faulty case to move science centre”
– Toronto Star
But Do Those Pathetic Losers Who Oppose Us Understand This‽
“Inner peace is key to achieving world peace”
– Toronto Star