“No, We’re Not.”
“Yes, We Are.”
“No, We’re Really Not.”
“Yes, We Really Are.”
“Are Not!”
“Are Too!”
“NO, WE’RE NOT!”
“YES, WE ARE!”
“SHUT UP!”
“NO, YOU SHUT UP!”
“Are we really as divided as we think?”
– Toronto Star
I Certainly Go That Way Whenever I’m Confronted By An Unpleasant Situation
I Wouldn’t Dare To Speak For Anybody Else
“Is nuclear our best option?”
– Toronto Star
The Earth Could Fall Into The Sun – Best Not To Risk It
“What if we put Canadians on our money?”
– Toronto Star
Two Year-Olds Can Be So Demanding, Can’t The Little Bastards?
“Will my girlfriend’s son ruin our summer plans?”
– Toronto Star
The Element Of Surprise Makes It Easier For The Spa To Pounce On Innocent Passers-by
“Why hide the spa behind the trees?”
– Toronto Star
I Certainly Am
I Wouldn’t Dare To Speak For Anybody Else
“Are we headed toward a meltdown?”
– Toronto Star
Not If Liev The LVI Has Anything To Say About It!
“Will it be LIV and let live at Augusta National?”
– Toronto Star
Somebody Gets Mad
“Your credit is maxed. What next?”
– Toronto Star
Do She Have Two Year-Old Children?
“Can a single hockey mom find romance?”
– Toronto Star
Don’t Be Silly – There Will Always Be British Queens!
“Was that the last British coronation?”
– Toronto Star
Right Under The Heading “Expenses We’ll Never Incur – Ha Ha, Suckers”
“Where’s housing in federal budget?”
– Toronto Star
A…Scrandval?
“If PM’s vacation is a scandal, what’s this behaviour?”
– Toronto Star
High-priced Lawyers
“Why won’t Ford consider low-cost solutions?”
– Toronto Star
You Seem A Little Unclear On The Concept…
“Can I get her back after our breakup?”
– Toronto Star
The Government Has Put Them Off So Often They’re Turning Brown
“Why so much secrecy around our green spaces?”
– Toronto Star
I’m Sure Your Friend Would Like To Know
“Should I share why friendship ended?”
– Toronto Star
Camouflage For When You’re Out In One Of The Province’s “Green” Spaces
“Is fashion running out of ideas?
The fall 2022 trends aren’t exactly revolutionary: minimalism, plaid and a return to brown. What gives?”
– Toronto Star
NOT PAYING WORKERS MORE, THAT’S FOR SURE!
Sorry – I…I’ve Been Spending Too Much Time At The Chamber Of Commerce
“What’s correct approach to Canada’s labour shortage?”
– Toronto Star
In A Sense: It’s People Who Buy Expensive Homes At Inflated Prices And DON’T Immigrate To Live In Them That Are The Problem
“Is immigration affecting housing crisis?”
– Toronto Star
Of Course Not! Everybody Knows There Are No Taps That Deep – How Are They Going To Get Water Down There To Scrub With?
“Is scrubbing ocean floor an ‘untapped’ climate solution?”
– Toronto Star
Is He Two Years Old? That Might Not Go As Well As You Could Hope
“Should I tell son my marriage is a lie?”
– Toronto Star
Alberta – They Found The Subway Ads Touting The Province Convincing
“Where did our gargoyles go?”
– Toronto Star
Manly Ones
“Which politicians do men like?”
– Toronto Star
Donald Trump Or Donnie Wahlberg?
“Visceral hate or just envy?”
– Toronto Star
Wrong. On. So Many! Levels!
“Who brought a gun to a cockfight?”
– Toronto Star
Not If I Have No Idea What The Heck It Is!
“Can ‘freudenfreude’ make you happier?”
– Toronto Star
Yes, Because They Rarely Have Men Interrupting Them With…Demands…
“Do men sleep better than women?”
– Toronto Star
Are You Kidding? Now I Have No Excuse To Keep My Teens From Going To Parties! This Is A Disaster!
“COVID’s over. So all is OK right parents?”
– Toronto Star
Are You Talking About Hair, Here?
Why Do I Get The Feeling You’re Not Talking About Hair, Here?
“Go big, or don’t?”
– Toronto Star
Expelling Gas Isn’t New. The Question You Might Ask Would Answer Itself, Though, Wouldn’t It?
“Expelling envoys isn’t new. Why not China?
– Toronto Star
Treat Them Like Oldcomers
“How can Canada retain newcomers?”
– Toronto Star
Yes, But Not From A High Enough Place To Kill Her, Just To Give Her Something To Think About
“My friend is racist. Should I drop her?”
– Toronto Star
Is Trudeau Canadian Tire?
“Are Canadians tired of Trudeau?”
– Toronto Star
Sure – In The Sense That It Will Shorten Your Lifespan And End Your Suffering That Much Sooner
“Is drinking tequila actually good for you?”
– Toronto Star