Building Homes By Nose Is Difficult…And Messy
“Why Are Homes Still Built by Hand?”
– New York Times
Large Corporations, But They Do It Behind Closed Doors And Write It Off Their Taxes By Calling It “Lobbying”
“Does anyone complain more than small business?”
– Toronto Star
It’s Tiff Macklem’s Time Of The Month
“If inflation is not a problem, why are interest rates so high?”
– Toronto Star
Blush
“How can I make it up to a friend in need?”
– Toronto Star
It Depends: Was The Present Bought From A Store I’m Registered With?
“Falling in love with past, or present?”
– Toronto Star
Yes, Although Many Managers Find Refusing Them Disrespectfully More Fun
“I get a lot of gifts through work. Can I respectfully refuse them?”
– Toronto Star
Are You Familiar With The Messaging System On TikTok?
“I’m unsure if my teen is using drugs; how do I talk to him?”
– Toronto Star
Nice Try, But Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Been Called Worse
“Can the Media Tame the Republican Shrew?”
– New York Times
Sure: The Committee Always Orders Something From Timmies When It Meets
“Can Chow find budget sweet spot?”
– Toronto Star
They Would Be Wasted On The Poor
“Why are there so many tax breaks open to the rich?”
– Toronto Star
Tyrannical Niceness
“Liberate Canada from what, Tucker?”
– Toronto Star
It’s The Sugar Rush Of Finance
“Why do we crave a balanced budget?”
– Toronto Star
If He Isn’t Discreet, He May Find Himself Discrete From The Marriage
“Should husband be more discrete about new girlfriend?”
– New York Times
Trust Me, You Won’t Be Able To Shut Down Her Curiosity
Her Willingness To Share It With You, On The Other Hand…
“My 11-year-old daughter is watching porn
How do I talk to her about it without shutting down her curiosity about sex?”
– Toronto Star
The Plan Might Be. As For The Houses…
“Will Toronto’s housing plan be accessible?”
– Toronto Star
I Don’t Know: It Seems To Me That It Takes A Lot More Courage Not To Reach Across The Aisle And Throttle Pierre Poilievre
“Can Trudeau find Chretien’s courage?”
– Toronto Star
Seriously? That’s The Only Kind Of Olympics It CAN Win
“Can A.I. Win Math Olympics?”
– Toronto Star
I’m Pretty Sure She Uses Verbs In Her Speech, So Some Already Are
“Will Chow’s words turn into action?”
– Toronto Star
Enough To Fool A Drug-sniffing Police Dog
“How Much Potato Do True Crisps Contain?”
– New York Times
Some Of Us Can’t Afford To Celebrate By Hiring A Three Piece Mariachi Band And Buying Fireworks That Spell Out The Name Of Our Beloved – And We Resent It!
“Why would we cancel a day that celebrates love?”
– Toronto Star
They Were Into Taylor Swift Before I Had Even Heard Her Name, So…More Than Me…
“Are your vehicle’s licence plates up to date?”
– Toronto Star
Sure, When They Commute Jobs To Taiwan
“Should companies pay for commuting?”
– Toronto Star
It Is Better To Travel Hopefully…
“Why keep us guessing on interest rate cuts?”
– Toronto Star
Maybe If She Was Willing To Admit That She Needs Glasses…
“Can a Diva Find Her Voice Again?”
– New York Times
If You Had Heard Some Of The Reasons Employees Gave For Not Returning To The Office, You Wouldn’t Ask This Question
“Does remote work hurt innovation?”
– Toronto Star
It’s Having Hot Stone On Stone Sex With A Queen Victoria Statue
And Nobody Can Tell The Couple To Get A Room – They Already Have One!
“What’s going on with the Sir John A. Macdonald statue?”
– Toronto Star
I Would Love To Answer That, But I’m A Boomer, And My Calendar Is Full Until January, 2137
“Is gen-Z lazy at work – or are they simply better at setting healthy boundaries?”
– Toronto Star
Find A Different Publisher
“How do I celebrate a new chapter in my life?”
– Toronto Star
There Will Always Be Mud…
And Quagmires…
And Fire…
“Burning Man survived a muddy quagmire. Will the experiment last the next 30 years?”
– Toronto Star
It Is According To James Blish…Somebody Just Has To Figure Out How To Shoot The Cruise Ship Into Space
“Is the World’s Largest Cruise Ship Sustainable?”
– New York Times