Desert Outhouse Prime Meeting Place For Terrorist Shits
“Israel strikes militant sites in Gaza strip”
– Toronto Star
Vivre La France Brulante!
“Fewer cars set on fire this NYE”
– Toronto Star
Too Bad We’re Such Terrible Students
“History teaches us to expect the unexpected”
– Toronto Star
Marvin Flabbytubbyuglyguts, Their Imaginary Friend, Couldn’t Agree More
“Parents fear toll on kids’ mental health”
– Toronto Star
With So Much Going On In The World, Who Can Sleep?
“Ford made his bed. But don’t rely on it”
– Toronto Star
“At Least Now We Know Where THAT Rounding Error Is,” Zuckerberg Comments
“France fines Google, Meta $287M”
– Toronto Star
Mostly About Baseball, A Little About How We Might Not Have Fought If We Had Talked First
“We Fought in War. Then We Talked.”
– New York Times
Give Them Standing Desks
“Ensure our children aren’t sitting ducks”
– Toronto Star
Tell My Landlord!
“Money can’t solve all our COVID challenges”
– Toronto Star
If Only There Was Something They Could Take To Alleviate That Anxiety…
“Tilray eyes growth in saturated market
Cannabis producers have a glut of product they are anxious to move”
– Toronto Star
The Building Is Such A Tease!
“Former brothel flaunts its charms
‘Yellow Bordello’ shines with skilled recreations, painstaking DIY and historic pieces”
– Toronto Star
Not Starving Is One Of My Favourites
“We love to complain about jobs, but there are benefits”
– Toronto Star
You Can Tell Those Of Us Who Are Still Living About It Via Ouija Board
“Death Can Offer A Guide To Life”
– New York Times
Weeeeeelllll…The Streets Do Seem Safer…
“Let the elderly boycott Ford’s for-profit homes!”
– Toronto Star
Republicans Chant, “I Have A Dream! I Have A Dream!” In Hopes Of Drowning Them Out
“King family rallies for voting rights in Arizona”
– Toronto Star
Tough! If It Was Good Enough For Kaiser Wilhelm, It’s Good Enough For Me!
“The old rules of war won’t help today”
– Toronto Star
It’s Good To Know We Have Faith And Charity To Fall back Upon
This Time, We Really Are Screwed, Aren’t We?
“Liberals hope for lasting power”
– Toronto Star
“Vaccines inject hope into world economy”
– Toronto Star
“Cool, classy. That’s the Obama I’ll miss
That wide-eyed, giddy feeling of hope in 2009 sure beats the feeling I have in the pit of my stomach right now”
– Globe and Mail
“Interesting images
Cops hope public help find killers”
– Toronto Sun
“Cancer
A new hope
Researchers have identified a cutting-edge weapon against one of the world’s deadliest diseases: the body’s own immune system”
– Toronto Star
“Vegas bets that gambling’s back in business
Safety measures in place along with big hopes of recovery from calamity”
– Toronto Star
Aren’t Stock Brokers Canadians, Too?
“GDP says nothing about Canadians’ well-being”
– Toronto Star
Greek? I Barely Understand English!
“Prepare to learn more Greek, scientists say
Omicron’s spread raises likelihood of more variants”
– Toronto Star
I Would Have Taken The Plaid Pill, But It Wasn’t Offered To Me…
“Darker Days Since ‘The Matrix'”
– New York Times
You Should Probably Talk To The Adults Who Want It To Go On Forever
They Have A Lot To Learn
“‘I want the pandemic to end’
Elementary, middle and high school students weigh in on Monday’s return to the classroom”
– Toronto Star
Despite The Fact That Powder Made From Their Horns Is Rumoured To Be A Powerful Aphrodisiac?
“Herd of tech unicorns continues to grow”
– Toronto Star
Maybe Next Pandemic
“Truck industry, Canada need to prioritize safety”
– Toronto Star
“Only vaccinated can keep trucking along
As mandate comes into effect, industry groups fear supply chain issues due to driver shortages”
– Toronto Star
Consequences? Por Moi?
“Demonstrate the courage of your anti-vax beliefs”
– Toronto Star
They Scare The Crap Out Of People They Approach And They Shit On The Street
What’s Not To Love?
“Horses serve useful policing purposes”
– Toronto Star
Effect Is Undermined By Country’s Unfortunate Ability To Hit Itself In The Forehead With Its Own Spurs
“Canada playing cowboy on Ukraine”
– Toronto Star
You’ll Never Have To Worry About Taxes Again…
“Positives Follow Pandemic Struggles”
– New York Times
Nothing Seems A Little…Off To You About This Story?
“Co-host Off is leaving ‘As It Happens'”
– Toronto Star
You Know, Like A Four Alarm Fire Might Need A Cup Of Water To Put Out
“Your investment portfolio may require a ‘tweak'”
– Toronto Star
I Hope The Bangles Are Getting Royalties For This Headline
“It’s just another pandemic Monday”
– Toronto Star
I Would Suggest Training More Nurses, But Somebody Must Have Already Thought Of That
Somebody Must Have
Mustn’t Somebody Have?
“How to solve Canada’s nursing shortage”
– Toronto Star
Slow Cook It
“How to avoid COVID burnout”
– Toronto Star
On The Other Hand, Brutish Business Continues To Do Well
“Brexit Is Stifling British Business”
– New York Times
We’re Sure He Have No Idea What We’re Confused About
“O’Toole’s vaccine remarks has us shaking our heads”
– Toronto Star