Facebook Vows To Put More Effort Into Regaining Its Title
Tech Watchers Ask: “Why‽”
“Canadians say they don’t trust TikTok
Research finds app, the fastest growing in the country, has replaced Facebook at bottom of list”
– Toronto Star
“Return To Sender” May Not Work As Well As They Think
“Ottawa to address tumultuous times”
– Toronto Star
If You Want To Be Repaid For A Missed Flight You’ll Have To Put Up A Hell Of A Fight
“Financial pain not eased after planes were seized”
– Toronto Star
You Think Reports Write Themselves?
“Enough reports, we need action”
– Toronto Star
Evelyn Waugh Beat You To It
“Disrupting the funeral industry”
– Toronto Star
Unfortunately, They Take A Lot Of Good People Down With Them
“Bad Things Happen To Bad Leaders”
– New York Times
How Many Subscriptions Did You Lose For Stating THAT Bit Of Obviousness?
“Maybe we aren’t a world-class city”
– Toronto Star
No Possibility They Will Be Streamed Into A Trade
“Why Ontarians should study in Asia”
– Toronto Star
It Has Been For Forty Years – What’s The Rush?
“Homelessness an Ontario emergency”
– Toronto Star
Hopes “Tire Of The Month” Program Will Be Popular
“Canadian Tire launches subscription program”
– Toronto Star
Homeless Encampments In Parks Don’t Raid Themselves!
“Extra police patrols on TTC to end”
– Toronto Star
Wasn’t That A Bob Seger Tune?
“Against the clock”
– Toronto Star
They’ll Have A Sore Backside For Months, But Some Day They’ll Thank Us For It
“Kick-starting Ontario’s Liberal party”
– Toronto Star
If We Do Enough Strip Mining, We Should Be Able To Knock A Few IQ Points Off It
“Earth Is Too Bright for Its Own Good”
– New York Times
Oh, I Already Know It: Paranoid With Criminal Tendencies
But I’ve Already Been To Rikers, And The Snorkelling Was Terrible!
“CRUISE BETTER IN 2023
First figure out your travel personality – then book your trip accordingly”
– Toronto Star
Against Today’s Success?
“Yesterday’s failures are today’s protection”
– Toronto Star
Looks Like Somebody Is In Touch With Their Inner Travel Personality!
“The art of the all-inclusive – with kids
My genius vacation plan called for keen strategy and delusional optimism”
– Toronto Star
I Prefer The Ride Of The Delorean – It’s Quite An Adventure!
“My Land Rover takes me BACK TO 1995
‘Everything about 1995 was very unique and I miss it.’ says Nick Saint-Martin”
– Toronto Star
Oddly, It Hasn’t Been Much Fun For Ukrainians, Either
“Tennis
War creates tension on tour
Belarusian players say Ukraine conflict has provoked ‘hate'”
– Toronto Star
Are You Reprinting Articles From The National Inquirer Now?
“Kung Fu Nuns Smash Tradition”
– New York Times
Business Owners Must Have Hit Their Heads In The Chaos
Hit Them Hard
“Crosstown chaos takes its toll
Business owners along Eglinton LRT call on province to provide relief”
– Toronto Star
That Means Attractive To Biting Insects…Right?
“U.S. Federal Reserve says banks are “resilient”
– Toronto Star
Feelin’ Lucky, Punk?
“Canada 13th happiest country
Survey offers glimpse into people’s feelings during pandemic lockdowns”
– Toronto Star
So Soon After The Twentieth Anniversary Of The Declaration Of The War On Iraq?
Former President George W. Bush Does Not Approve Of This Message
“We must address root causes of violence on TTC”
– Toronto Star
It Was Orphaned As A Child
“In defence of Canada’s public broadcaster”
– Toronto Star
Unless We’re Talking About Pyrite – ammirite?
“Being ‘less racist’ hardly a gold standard”
– Toronto Star
Can Somebody Please Open A Window? It’s Getting Awfully Musty In This Newspaper!
“Budget must move beyond FOMO”
– Toronto Star
“Airlines must be held accountable”
– Toronto Star
“New funding must go to retaining and recruiting nurses”
– Toronto Star
“Ontario Liberals must get it together”
– Toronto Star
“Emissions must drop 7% yearly, COP28 president says”
– Toronto Star
“Safety must precede what the majority wants”
– Toronto Star
“National nightmare of violence must end”
– Toronto Star
“Global damage tabled. Fossil fuel sector must step up”
– Toronto Star
“Seniors care must be top priority”
– Toronto Star
“Personal life must be conducted in person”
– Toronto Star
“Experts point to progress on COVID-19
Vaccines, health measures can help us live with virus, but we must be ready to adapt”
– Toronto Star
If Only There Was A Billionaire Who Could Buy Twitter And Turn It Into A Haven Of Free Speech…
“A Tweet Can Land A Saudi In Prison”
– New York Times
Time’s Started For Climate Panic
“Time’s up for climate action”
– Toronto Star
As Long As They’re Listening To Chumbawumba When They Fall, They Should Be Fine
“I got knocked down (and I got up again)
Toronto Rehabilitation Institute scientists are using hands-on trials to teach seniors how to fall”
– Toronto Star
Tim Reid Is Grateful
“Venus fly trap fans hungry for recognition”
– Toronto Star
He Left Out The Most Important Word: Gorgeous
“Ford’s message to Toronto: Drop dead”
– Toronto Star
And A Mouse In A Blouse
Dreams Can Be Weird That Way
“Dreaming of a house and a spouse”
– Toronto Star
Seriously? You Know Autocrats Can Never Stop At Just One
“The Man Putin Wants to Kill”
– New York Times