I See Your Point, But I’d Like To Consult With My Farcebook Fiends Before I Decide On What To Do About It
“Canada has become a digital U.S. colony. It’s time to log off”
– Toronto Star
Like: A Rising Tide Lifts All Leaky Boats?
“Let’s debunk some myths about trade”
– Toronto Star
I…I’m Sorry, But I Don’t Speak Businessese…
“Saputo to sell U.K. operations to Lactalis”
– Toronto Star
And The Province Can Get This Miracle For The Low, Low Price Of How Many Millions?
“Transforming mining’s toxic tailings
Quebec startup says its tech can economically recover acid, saleable minerals from closed mines”
– Toronto Star
That’s So Unfair!
It’s Also All The Sushi You Can Eat AND Carry Home In Your Pockets
“Why politicians can’t quit politics
The allure of politics isn’t just power”
– Toronto Star
Did The Old Era Ever End?
“Is This a New Era of Class Warfare?”
– New York Times
Is That…Possible? Let Me Google It Just To Be Sure…
“Build something better than Google”
– Toronto Star
Mazel Tov!
When Is The Baby Due?
Is A Woman Named Rosemary Involved?
“Ford is enjoying a Trump bump, poll suggests”
– Toronto Star
For The City’s Giant Hamsters?
“Plan includes a giant ferris wheel”
– Toronto Star
Those Aren’t My Household’s Priorities, But I Wasn’t An International Banker, So What Do I Know?
“BMO commits $70B to energy, defence and AI
Bank’s move aims to ‘support national priorities,’ help domestic businesses”
– Toronto Star
The Little Pink Bow On Top Of The Cockpit Makes It Adorable
“Why Saab’s fighter jet has never looked better”
– Toronto Star
Unfortunately, The New World Order Doesn’t Care About Your Feelings
“We Are Not Ready for a New World Order”
– New York Times
Evidence Shows Governments Addicted To One-time Financial Hit They Get From Selling Public Assets To Private Companies
“Evidence shows selling off airports won’t lower costs”
– Toronto Star
It Will Wash Your Floors, Caulk Cracks In Your Foundation And Has A Million And One Other Uses In The Home
“When a Tub of Popcorn Is Not Just For Popcorn”
– New York Times
Like The Internet Was A Threat To Children’s Brains, Or Like Television Was A Threat To Children’s Brains, Or Like Comic Books Were A Threat To Children’s Brains?
AI Is Going To Have To Take A Number And Wait In Line
“AI may be a threat to children’s brains”
– Toronto Star
Gonna Party Like It’s 1959…Just As Soon As They Get Their Walkers Out Of Storage
“B.C. ELECTION
Conservatives ‘ready to rock'”
– Toronto Star
What Have You Got Against Capitalism, YOU COMMIE BASTARD‽
“We need all types of homes, not just condos”
– Toronto Star
As Long As No Cars…Or People…Or Stray Animals…Or Ants Crossed It, It Held Up
“A Pig Kidney Served as a ‘Bridge'”
– New York Times
Before AI Starts Managing Canadian Lead Err, ‘Stoo Late
“Canadian leaders must learn how to manage AI”
– Toronto Star
Netanyahu Moans, “Hold On! Claiming Civilians Are Militants Is Our Schtick!”
“AFGHANISTAN
Pakistan says strikes killed 28 militants near border”
– Toronto Star
…If He Could Learn At All…
“Trump could learn from us”
– Toronto Star
Can You Ghost An Entire Country?
“Moving on from Trump
Carney’s travels, speeches and policy gestures show him looking beyond Washington”
– Toronto Star
Would I Be Correct In Assuming It’s Not Giving Him A Medal?
“Yoni Goldstein: Jewish law tells us how to deal with Avi Lewis”
– National Post
You Ask For Substitutions At The Risk Of Your Life!
“LUNCH THAT MEANS BUSINESS”
– Toronto Star
It’s Easier To Understand Than Income Inequality, And Makes For A Prettier Election Ad
“Why Europe Is Obsessed With Immigration”
– New York Times
Unfortunately, The Line Was Dead
“Canada made the right call on the West Bank”
– Toronto Star
But As An Actual Statue, They Belong To The Person Who Stole It
“‘Squirrels as a motif belong to everybody'”
– Toronto Star
Apparently, Citizens Have Been Paying Attention And Are Not Okay Will It Who Knew?
“Construction heats up on AI data centre
Critics worry how Bell Canada project with affect environment, electricity grid”
– Toronto Star