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Headlines Couldn’t Evade the Question

The Fact That You Can Ask Such A Question Shows That You Have No Idea How Free Dumb Works!


“Why is one person able to put the rest of us at risk?”

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Ask A Homeless Person


“Was Ford’s rent control plan worth it?”

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Ones They Don’t Have To Wear At Home


“Which masks will best protect your children?”

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Hand Gestures Are Obviously Not Enough To Get The Government’s Attention
The Virus Should Have Shouted…Or Posted A Message To Instagram


“Ottawa missed four waves of warnings
As Omicron drives fifth wave, could federal government have done more to prepare?”

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Absolutely! Just Ask The Average Oligarch In The Street!


“Is Russia ‘stronger than ever’?”

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The Communist Party Of China
They Know Everything
And Even If They Don’t, Who Is Going To Argue With Them?


“Who knows what future holds for Chinese hockey?”

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His Base Won’t Let Him


“Why doesn’t O’Toole act like leader he wants to be?”

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Dance The Funky Chicken
That’ll Teach…Somebody…Something…


“When call spoofers pull a number on you, what can you do?”

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Watch And Learn, Friend. Watch And Learn


“We’d like to ‘remain vigilant,’ but how, exactly?”

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Ain’t Enough Tums In The World To Deal With THAT Bellyache!


“Is history repeating itself for Russia?”

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And Should We Be Discussing It In A Family Newspaper?


“What is ‘French woman style’ now?”

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In Solitary


“Where’s the outcry over prison deaths?”

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YESTERDAY (Anti-vaxxers)
TODAY (Normal Citizens)
And TOMORROW (Medical Professionals)


“When should restrictions be lifted?

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Freedom


“What is Freedom Convoy fighting?”

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Trying To Crack Down On Them In Bars Would Just Be Silly


“Why crack down on kids in an Annex playground?”

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Only If You Follow It Up By Losing The Key To The Attic


“Should you lock in your mortgage rate?”

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Boy, It Took No Time At All For That Fishwrap To Stink!


“Even if he wins, can O’Toole stay?”

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Are We Done With The Old Squid Game So Soon?
I Can’t Keep Up With The Cultural Whiplash!


“Is Netflix’s All of Us Are Dead the new Squid Game?”

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The Math Doesn’t Support It


“Is it time to lift plane requirements?”

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As Long As They Don’t Try To Hit It With Their Batons
The Reflex Doesn’t Always Serve Them Well


“Should police on horseback ride into sunset?”

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That They’ll Lose Respect For Their Parents


“What is there to fear in teaching kids the basics of anti-racism?”

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Have You Looked In Your Closet?
(Where Is Obviousman When You Need Him?)


“Where can I find pants that aren’t too long for me?”

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When Mel Gibson Decides On Doing A Sequel


“When will we talk about what Ukraine wants?”

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Almost As Important As CPR Testing, Not As Important As PBJ Testing


“How important is PCR testing now?”

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It’s Easier Than Getting Off The Couch


“Why is everyone talking about movement?”

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They’ll Eat You Out Of House And Retirement Funds


“Can the kids destroy savings?”

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No Good Policy Goes Unpunished


“We’re vaccinated so anti-vaxxers can be boors?”

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Sure, If You Don’t Mind Living In Half A Bedroom And Using Two Fifths Of A Kitchen


“BITE-SIZED OWNERSHIP
Entering Canada’s real estate market is an uphill battle. Is fractional investing the way to go?”


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I Don’t Know – Nuns Have Been Wearing Them For Hundreds Of Years…


“Could charging for food waste change habits?”

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It Depends On Whom You Stole It From


“Is it bad luck to gift vintage jewelry?”

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Aww, Do We Have To? The Soles Are Thin, And They Crush Our Toes, And They Give Off A Faint Aroma Of Despair – Could We Just Run A Mile Along The Border Of Gaza In Our Balenciaga Triple S Sneakers?


“Can Israelis try to walk a mile in Palestinian shoes?”

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In Delible Ink


“Rising to the challenge
Stories can build movements. How can we write history to meet this pivotal moment?”

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