Two Index Funds?
An Amoeba With An MBA?
Tanya Tagaq?
What? WHAT? WHAT?
“Trick Question: What performs better than an index fund?”
– Globe and Mail
Conservatives Insist Easy Fish Parole Puts Public In Peril
“Fish jail keeps world’s anxiety at bay”
– Toronto Star
Did NOT See That One Coming!
“Canada, U.S. slowdowns perk up TSX”
– Toronto Star
“As earnings expectations dwindle, Dollarama shares soar”
– Globe and Mail
“SNC profit, outlook rise despite dip in revenues”
– Toronto Star
“In the U.S., a downward revision fails to silence talk of an upswing”
– Globe and Mail
“TSX declines amid strong U.S. data”
– National Post
“BMO shares fall despite record profit”
– Toronto Star
“Markets shrug off earnings gloom
S&P 500 hits record despite growing pessimism over outlook for corporate earnings”
– Globe and Mail
“Whistler Blackcomb profit climbs even as visits decline”
– Toronto Star
“Worry-free investors spark new fears
Low volatility and investor complacency raise eyebrows on Wall Street as markets enjoy longest stretch of tranquility since 1995″
– National Post
“TSX rises despite negative jobs data”
– Toronto Star
Wouldn’t That Be All Of Them?
“The soldier who didn’t kill Hitler”
– Toronto Star
Time Lord Says Task Not “Timey Wimey” Enough
“WHO urged to regulate e-cigarettes”
– Globe and Mail
1. The Shalt Not Pay Heed To Lists Of Advice
“The five commandments of ‘Not-Stupid’ investing”
– Globe and Mail
Ontarians Hate Hudak
But Will The Sun Admit It?
“Ontario needs Hudak
But do the province’s voters realize it?”
– Toronto Sun
Disguise About As Effective As Her Prose Style
“Rowling releases new book under pseudonym”
– Toronto Star
Like People Need An Excuse?!
“The longest day – for drinking”
– Globe and Mail
Lucky…Us?
“Europe Is Struggling To Avoid Deflation”
– New York Times
“Inflation fears stoke Oliver’s cautious bent”
– Globe and Mail
Especially Since I Just Asked If You Would Marry Me
“Gun control isn’t the answer”
– Toronto Sun
Sure…When They’re Called The Superneato Wonderful Life Affirming Liquid Fields
“Will we ever be proud of our oil sands?”
– Globe and Mail
Damn! I Had “Beer And Pretzels” In The Office Pool!
“Macaulay Culkin really likes pizza”
– Toronto Star
…After I Spend My Column Explaining Why Only A Complete Moron Would Think So
“MacKay sexist? You decide…”
– Toronto Sun
They Haven’t Over The Past Decade, But Maybe The Markets Just Weren’t Trying Hard Enough…
“Markets in Emissions To Rescue the Climate”
– New York Times
And, Corruption Handily Won
“A referendum on corruption”
– Toronto Sun
Nouri al-Maliki? I Thought – Oh, Don’t Tease Me Like That!
“The scale of PM’s isolation is clear
Increasing calls for Nouri al-Maliki to step down have set the stage for a political showdown when parliament convenes July 1″
– Globe and Mail
Of Course: If He Hadn’t Been Such An Airbag, He Wouldn’t Have Given Up His Canadian Citizenship
“GM orders halt to sales of Cruzes, citing faulty airbags”
– Toronto Star
At Least It Has A Choice Of Roofs To Choose From…
“SKY’S THE LIMIT
A forest of condo-building cranes are transforming Toronto’s skyline”
– Toronto Sun
“Gas goes through the roof”
– Toronto Sun
Learn How To Programme A Computer Or Guard Prisons. Ideally, You Should Be Able To Run Computers In Prisons.
“My industry is in decline. How do I find a new career?”
– Globe and Mail
Unfortunately, Not The Only One Whose Opinion Actually Matters
“Most Catholics in favour of birth control”
– Toronto Star
Because, Frankly, All The Fetal Motorcycle Crash Investigations Were Going Nowhere
“SIU to probe fatal motorcycle crash”
– Toronto Sun
Oh. We Were Kind Of Hoping That It Would Be Better Than Before…
“BUSINESS AS USUAL: KELLY
Mayor Rob Ford set to return from rehab”
– Toronto Sun
Tabloid Headlines At Broadsheet Prices
“Officer acquitted of cannibalism conspiracy”
– Globe and Mail
Only For Tax Purposes
“Death best thing to happen to Jacko?”
– Toronto Sun
We Are Restrained In Our Use Of Restraint
“Another killing raises Mideast tensions
Palestinian leaders hold Israel responsible for slaying of teenager; Israeli PM calls for restraint”
– Globe and Mail
“Death toll rises in Israeli airstrikes
Abbas slams missile strikes in Gaza as scores ki9lled, hundreds more injured”
– Toronto Star
ROWF GRRRRR Never! ARRRRRRR WOOF, Base Replies
“Tories must stop attacking people, appeal to voters, new leader says”
– Toronto Star
Sex And The City Fans May Object
“Mr. Big must die”
– Globe and Mail
Is Also Considered Cutting The Fighter Planes’ Allowance
“U.S. military grounds F-35 jets after fire”
– Toronto Star
The Pope Respectfully Disagrees
“PREPARE FOR THE RESURRECTION
This could be the greatest comeback story since Lazarus”
– Toronto Sun
Of Course! They Don’t Level Believe They Can Die!
“Ontarians want raised speed limits, poll finds
Highest of support for upping maximum among young males in north”
– Toronto Star
I Knew Smoking Was Becoming Socially Unacceptable, But I Never Imagined…!
“Hacking editor gets 18 months in jail”
– Toronto Star
Hopefully, The City Councillor Will Get Help For His DVP Problem…
“Big problem with DVP: Kelly”
– Toronto Sun
Shouldn’t That Be: “A Reborn Cheney Remains Offensive?”
“A reborn Cheney goes on offensive”
– Toronto Star