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Policy Of Keeping Harmless People In Jail Forever Called Into Question


Khadr: Bail release order a major legal defeat for the Conservative government”

Globe and Mail


I Suspect The Canadian Soldier Wasn’t Thrilled About It, Either


“Kurdish general sorry about Canadian soldier’s death”

Toronto Star



“The difficult balance of earnings and environmental ethics”

Globe and Mail


Those Are Some Mighty Comfortable Ropes


“Islamic State against the ropes”

Toronto Sun

“ISIS takes control of Palmyra, executes 280”


Toronto Star


If You Applied A Little Common Sense, You Could Answer Your Own Question


“Why do we need laws to enforce common sense?”

Globe and Mail


Beavis Larocquian,
2376 Forlorn Squidway
Boots Off Ground, Kentucky


“Who decides what’s cool?”

Toronto Star


When Two Psychotic Entities Do Battle, Everybody Else Had Best Get Out Of The Way
Have You Learned Nothing From Les Liaison Dangereuse?


“Can Therapy Help Save A Business Partnership?”

New York Times


That’s Racist!

Oh, Wait…


“Popularity of segregated funds on the rise”

Globe and Mail


If Lollipops Are The Issue, Anything Is Possible


“If integrity is the issue, the Tories are finished”

Globe and Mail


Not That We’ll Pay Teachers A Decent Wage – Our Children Aren’t THAT Important!


“Make teachers essential, now!
Nothing’s more important than our children’s educations”

Toronto Sun


I Know We Need More Women In Politics, But This Is An Inelegant Way Of Saying So…


“Get the bucks out of Alberta politics”

Globe and Mail


Didn’t The Bandleader Die Years A – Ewww!


“Tired of escargots? Try the traditional taste of whelks”

Globe and Mail


A Short Lifetime, As It Happens, But Still…


“ROBBERY GONE BAD
Canadian killed during trip of a lifetime”

Toronto Sun


The Oil Industry Wants What Nobody Else Gets – That’s News?


“ALBERTA OIL ROYALTIES
What the industry needs is certainty”

Globe and Mail


You Thought The War On Doughnuts Was A Joke? Just Wait


“Injectable doughnuts make fun food”

Toronto Star


They’ve Only Been Dating A Short While – They Just Need Time To Work Out Their Differences…


“Are jobs and growth incompatible?”

Globe and Mail


The Case For Optimism


“Economy on pace for full capacity in 2016”

Toronto Star

“Loonie dives as oil slide continues”


Toronto Star

“Large job losses expected this year as energy industry shrinks”


Globe and Mail

“Insolvency rate linked to plunging oil prices”


Toronto Star

“Current oil-price recovery not bound to last”


Toronto Star


Have We Redefined The Term “Wealthy” Again?
I Don’t Remember Getting The Memo…


“Who needs wealthy donors when you can get billionaires?”

Globe and Mail


And, It’s What Helps Me Keep This Weight Off
And, It’s The Only Thing My Daughter And I Have In Common
And, It’s Probably Mitigating The Worst Effects Of Global Warming
Oh, Mighty Gardiner – Is There Nothing You Can’t Do?


“The Gardiner is more than a highway. It’s the tie that binds my family – and our city – together”

Globe and Mail


Freedom From Gender Stereotypes Is Haaard


“Canadian’s film snagged in footwear flap
Emily Blunt goes on offensive against heels after festival accused of turning away women wearing flats on the red carpet at premier”

Toronto Star

“Sorry, hipsters, but it’s time to shave
Men, it’s time to rid yourselves of those bushy beards and embrace your smooth, clean-shaven chins”


Toronto Star


I Wouldn’t Count On It – Mike Harris Killed The Quality For At Least Six Generations


“Common sense may save Greece from tragic fate”

Globe and Mail


Capital Punishment Envy Is Such A Sad Emotion


“Dzokhar Tsarnaev must die for his crimes, and the sooner the better”

Toronto Sun


My Other Car Is Public Transit (And, Not A Moment Too Soon!)


“Canadian car recalls hit record high”

Globe and Mail

“GM issues recalls over loose nuts, hood latch”


Toronto Star

“Airbag defect sparks Ford recall
Faulty control modules affect 850,000 vehicles; dealerships slated to replace device”


Toronto Star

“GM issues three recalls, brings 2014 tally to 84”


Globe and Mail

“Ford issues SUV recall over gas tank problems”


Toronto Star

GM supplier recalls 45,000 floor mats for SUVs, pickups”


Toronto Star

“Airbag recall widens
New glitch forces recall by Audi as Honda cuts executive pay over vehicle quality issues”


Globe and Mail

“Toyota issues another global recall
Japanese automaker cites faulty fuel pipes in 1.75 million vehicles”


Toronto Star

“6.5 million vehicles recalled over airbags
Inflators in some Toyotos, Nissans an deploy abnormally or rupture”


Toronto Star


Yeah, And I Want To Eat That Entire Triple Fudge Chocolate Cake With Sprinkles By Myself, But That Doesn’t Mean I Should


“Poll finds Albertans want expansion of oil industry”

Globe and Mail


Umm…I’m Going To Go With No On That One…


“Is Stock Market optimism to be believed?”

Globe and Mail

“Faith in national economy fragile
Nearly one-quarter of Canadians have no spare cash after essential expenses, Nielsen survey finds”


Toronto Star


Hadn’t You Heard? They Paved It And Put Up A Parking Lot


“Why can’t you get a proper cup of tea in paradise?”

Globe and Mail


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