“Those Crazy Ho Bitches Are Real Messed Up, Yo,” Government Lawyer Contends
“Crown argues prostitution is psychologically harmful”
– Toronto Star
Confuses Its National Interest With A Vegetable Cocktail
“Canada protects Israel’s interests at G8”
– The Canadian Jewish News
You Can’t Light Your Home With History
“Transmission corridor or World Heritage site?”
– Toronto Star
67. If You Wait Until Later, There Might Be Nothing Left
“Eighty-six excuses to drink now”
– THE GRID
Sure, If The Party Would Just Stop Trying To Destroy It
“CAN THE GOP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN?”
– National Post
Getting Government Off The Backs Of Business, Small Company Example
“Wait for government grants slows hiring”
– Globe and Mail
Getting Government Off The Backs Of Business, Large Company Example
“Government incentives key in auto sector, Toyota says”
– Globe and Mail
Life Is All Downhill After Your Third Birthday
“Brace yourself for bitterness”
– Toronto Star
Typically, He Doesn’t Say For Whom
“‘The best days lie ahead,’ Harper says”
– National Post
Be The Knife
Be The Carrot
Be The Space Between The Knife And The Carrot
“ZEN AND THE ART OF CHOPPING”
– Globe and Mail
By Members Of The Tea Party
“REPUBLICAN RACE
Tea Party darling Michele Bachmann is viewed as a serious contender”
– National Post
Boehner Argues Envy “The Ugliest Of Emotions”
“U.S. Falls Behind in the Green Economy”
– New York Times
Getting Them Out Of The Tequila Bottle Would Be Good For All Concerned
“Keeping the red worms happy”
– Toronto Star
They’re Just A Little Fuzzy On What Constitutes Success
“For NATO, failure is not an option”
– Globe and Mail
Too Bad They Aren’t The Alternatives To Running Your First
“Alternatives to running second car could save up to $10,000 a year”
– National Post
To Show Its Support, Prime Minister Plans To Hold Next G20 Summit In Their Lab
“Toronto team first to isolate blood stem cells
Discovery will make leukemia treatment easier, and cements Toronto’s position as leader in field”
– Toronto Star
You Must Love The Fact That The Tomato On Your Burger Has Seen More Of The World Than You Have
“‘Buy Local’ is a slogan for xenophobes”
– National Post
Don’t Be Fooled By The Fact That It Kisses Babies
“Kettling has a sinister side”
– Toronto Star
Buy It Flowers, Serenade It With Soft Music And Don’t Expect To Get Past First Base Before The Third Date
“Take it slow with BBQ pork shoulder”
– Globe and Mail
MacDonald’s To Help Canadians Lose Weight
West Edmonton Mall To Help Canadians Cut Consumer Spending
Sun TV To Help Canadians Improve Political Literacy –
What’s Wrong With This Picture?
“Shell to help Canadians cut energy consumption”
– National Post
There Are Some People Who See The Executive Suite As Half Empty…
“Under fire, RIM agrees to review roles of two bosses”
– Globe and Mail
“RIM avoids vote on executive setup”
– Toronto Star
Wrong, And Not Even Logical
Siding With The Jews Over The Arabs Is Opportunistic.
Criticism Is Not About Oil.
All Israel Offers To Palestinians Is Misery
“Logical, but wrong
Siding with the Arabs over the Jews is easy.
They’ve got the numbers and the oil.
All Israel can offer is a stable democratic ally”
– National Post
I Want A Transfusion From That Guy!
“Beer in his blood”
– Globe and Mail
She May Not Be Entirely Truthful About Not Wanting Children
“Don’t try to ‘fix’ girlfriend until there’s trust”
– Toronto Star
And, That’s As Good A Basis For A Tough On Crime Policy As Any
“Even if crime statistics are not on the rise in Canada, they certainly are in Robert Rotenberg’s library”
– National Post
Greed Would Be A Factor (If We Ever Acknowledged Its Existence)
“Caution keeps cash-rich U.S. employers from hiring”
– Globe and Mail
“Of Course, We Won’t Be Gambling With Our Own Money” Left Unspoken
“Second-half rebound is in the cards, analysts say”
– National Post
Pillow Fight Turns Ugly
Telekinesis Suspected
“Mom greets, teen creates
15-year-old entrepreneur’s line of cushions is flying out the door at Beaufort Décor”
– Toronto Star
Professor Plumb Killed The Economy In The Library With Tax Breaks
“Jobs, factories numbers offer key clues”
– Globe and Mail