He’ll Need More Than A Compliant Media When He Takes Berlin With His Celeb Tactics
“Karl Rove takes New York with celeb tactics”
– Globe and Mail
What Are You Talking About?
They Win Conservatives Votes Just Fine
“Tough-on-crime policies don’t work, study finds”
– Toronto Star
What If They Involve Yogurt?
“NO EXPIRY DATE ON CHASING DREAMS”
– National Post
Mmm…Dinner…Dinner Jacket – Tough Call
“These days, there’s no excuse not to own your own dinner jacket”
– Globe and Mail
Supercalafridg – Uhh, Supercabala – Supercalafraga – Supercalafornia – Oh, Dammit! Are You Sure?
“When ‘sorry’ is harder than the hardest word”
– Toronto Star
Obviously, The Country Is Moving Very Slowly…
“China moves to cool yuan dispute
As US Congress ramps up pressure, envoy to visit Washington in effort to open dialogue”
– Globe and Mail
“Hu rebuffs Obama on Yuan, says Beijing will not be pressured”
– Globe and Mail
Who Would Be Dumb Enough To Eat A Hockey – Oh
“Second company probes lead levels in hockey sticks”
– Globe and Mail
Who Is This Imposter And What Have You Done With The Former Fed Chairman?
“Greenspan says tighter rein needed on Wall St.”
– Toronto Star
Well, You Wouldn’t Want The Batch To Go Stale, Would You?
“Fresh batch of taxpayer-funded flyers in the mail
House voted to end the practice of ten-per-centers but motion has not been acted upon”
– Globe and Mail
The Preferred Term Is “Compassion Challenged”
“Don’t call me right-wing, Rossi insists”
– Toronto Star
It’s Not That We’re Not Grateful That You Saved Us From Ourselves, But…
“Massive deficits have investors on edge”
– Globe and Mail
Is That A Polite Way To Say He Has A Low Sperm Count?
Because, These Days, It’s Okay To Talk About It Openly
“His Great Big Sea is now home to two pint-sized swimmers”
– National Post
Hey! – This Might Just Work Out…For Them…Again…
“Ten more agree to ‘say on pay’
Shareholder says he’s not finished”
– Globe and Mail
“Shareholders overwhelmingly endorse exec pay
Say-on-pay voters decline to give firms a thumping on the issue”
– Globe and Mail
Pity – Lots Of Pity
“DRIPS secret to success”
– Globe and Mail
Oh, Liberal Newspaper, You’re So Adorable!
Never Grow Up!
“Don’t sell out core industries”
– Toronto Star
Sure It Dogrrblex Verblenjenhissenses – DAMMIT!
“Spontaneity doesn’t just happen”
– Globe and Mail
What Would Be The Point If It Didn’t?
“Study may have treatment implications”
– Globe and Mail
Just Don’t Ask How She Gets It Into Her
“Madonna is into coconut water”
– Toronto Star
They’re Not Eating…With Extreme Prejudice!
“MOSCOW SUICIDE BOMBING
Violent Caucasus and the iron fast”
– Globe and Mail
World Shrugs
Atlas Complains World Stealing His Gig
“RICKY MARTIN TELLS WORLD HE’S GAY”
– Toronto Star
Answering That Question Is The Subject Of My Next Book
“Abba members on reunion: ‘Why not?'”
– Globe and Mail
And, He Still Made More Than 95 Per Cent Of People On The Planet
“SunLife CEO’s pay fell 42 per cent last year”
– Globe and Mail
When, With A Majority, He Doesn’t Have To Care What Anybody Thinks?
“When is Harper going to raise a storm over real issue?”
– National Post
Headline Ranks High On Low Comprehensibility Scale
“Canada ranks high in low business costs”
– Globe and Mail
History Plans To Fake Left, Duck Right
“BRAZIL
Presidential aide resigns to make run at history”
– Toronto Star
Stupidity Also Played A Major Role
“Crisis not driven just by greed”
– National Post
Eww! Cannibals!
“Time is right for food court king to eat some rivals”
– Globe and Mail
Industry CEO Two Years Too Late
“Citi heavyweights deny role in collapse”
– Globe and Mail
“Industry CEO warns of ‘irrationality’
– Globe and Mail
But, Of Course, He Denies It Completely
“OJ could reduce impact of fast food”
– Toronto Star
Especially When They’re In Your Great Big Sea
“Count your eggs, not your chickens”
– National Post
You Go In To Remove A Wart
You Come Out With A New Spleen
“U.K. investigates 800,000 organ transplant errors”
– Toronto Star
And, How Has That Worked For Them?
“Church’s fear of scandal led to cover-ups”
– Toronto Star
And, How Is That Working Out For Them?
“Breakaway Anglican group requests union with Rome”
– National Post