1. Ignore Articles That List Things Smart Business People Do
2. Pay Better Attention To Step One
3. You’re Really Desperate For Advice, Aren’t You? Maybe If You Paid More Attention To The Advice You Are Given…
“Ten things smart business people do”
– Globe and Mail
No, It Can’t And, Nothing You Say Will Convince Me Otherwise!
“Beware of stubbornness; it can ruin relationships”
– Toronto Star
An Entire Chapter Will Be Devoted To Sports Fandom In The DSM-6
(And, If It Isn’t, It Should Be!)
“Jackpot!
We love it when a plan comes together: A season of suffering pays off with the top prize in the NHL’s draft lottery”
– Toronto Star
Fortunately, Donald Is Highly Credible On Them
“Hillary lacks cred on women’s issues”
– Toronto Sun
Cry. Long. And, Often.
“Michael Ford to run for late uncle’s seat”
– Toronto Star
“What would Jane Jacobs do?
– Toronto Star
Probably Not In His Pants, Because OUCH!
“Man arrested in theft of five million bees”
– Toronto Star
Then, Use Them Anyway, Because Money
“Wary of scrutiny. firms think twice about tax shelters”
– Globe and Mail
“Massive jump in companies sending cash to offshore tax shelters”
– Toronto Star
Building The Case For Sports Fandom’s Inclusion In The DSM-6 One Incidence Of Bad Behaviour At A Time
“Internet opens door to a world of hate
Death threats and crude attacks are part of the sad, sick side of sports fandom”
– Toronto Star
Leaving Us Free To Make Up Our Own
“STATS ON DRUG-DRIVING LACKING”
– Toronto Sun
It Started As A Drunken Dare At A Frat Party And Just Grew And Grew…
“Mitsubishi says it cheated on fuel tests for decades
Unapproved methods used since 1991, a period covering millions of cars and trucks”
– Toronto Star
How Many Sides Can One Man Have? Any More Dimensions, And He Could Serve As Proof Of String Theory!
“The other side of Rob Ford”
– Toronto Sun
Of Course, If None Of Them Do, The Only Thing They’ll Be Lagging Behind Is Our Good Intentions
“Large corporations falling behind if they don’t start working with social enterprises”
– Globe and Mail
Whereas The Sincerity Of Her Constant Attacks On Progressives Is Not In Question
“Sincerity of Wente detractors in Question”
– Toronto Star
Hard To Tell – There’s Too Much Teen Spirit In The Air
“Are you smelling eco-friendly?”
– Toronto Star
So That When The News Breaks That The Company Is Doing Business With A Rights Abusing Government, Your Denials Of Its Record Will Be Well Rehearsed
“Like governments, companies need to do their diligence on human rights abroad”
– Globe and Mail
Synagogues Grateful For The Attention
“Dropouts concern local shools”
– The Marietta Times
Those Who Survive Are Grateful To The Victors For Sparing Their Lives?
“Why war can be good for human relations”
– Toronto Star
It Shows How Far This Country Has Come That His Druggie Past Is Not An Obstacle
“Chong to launch bid for Tory leadership”
– Globe and Mail
Not From Me, Obviously
Or, Anybody At My Newspaper
Or, Anybody At My Newspaper Chain
Or…
“Our feel-good PM gets free ride”
– Toronto Sun
I Don’t Know – Would You Say It Is Sufficiently Advanced?
“Is the Tesla excitement just magical thinking?”
– Toronto Star
Because Economics Has Accounted For Ecological Reality For So Long?
“We can all get behind green goals if they account for economic reality”
– Globe and Mail
Willing To Forego Rouge, Negotiate Colour Of Lipstick
“Liberals appear flexible on makeup of committee tackling voting reform”
– Toronto Star
Schrodinger’s Car
“Emissions scandal-plagued Volkswagen suffers from profit loss
VW calls results ‘respectable’ considering tough conditions”
– Toronto Star
“Cost cutting returns VW to profit”
– Globe and Mail
Thought It Was Auditioning For The Part Of A Villain In The Next Bond Movie
“Weasel sabotages atom smasher”
– Toronto Star
So, You Need To Be Four Times As Careful On The Road
“Twice as many idiots this May 2-4”
– Toronto Sun
Will I Get My Old Eyes (What I Like To Think Of As My Factory Preset Peeperss) Back When I’m Done?
“See Ireland with new eyes”
– Toronto Star
We Have Nothing To Fear But Weasels Themselves
“Fear should not be a job description”
– Globe and Mail
“Myths on palliative care perpetuate public fear
End-of-life supervision doesn’t mean giving up or ‘stopping the fight'”
– Toronto Star
“Beware the other ‘fear’ index”
– Globe and Mail
“Canadian cyber spies in privacy breach spat
Communications security agency fears release of too many details could imperil secret surveillance”
– Toronto Star
“Default swaps show fear for banks”
– Globe and Mail
“Reading about what we fear”
– Toronto Star
“There’s a scent of fear in Cologne”
– Toronto Sun
“Fear of missing out spurs first-time buyers”
– Globe and Mail
“Fear is a signal it’s time to leave relationship”
– Toronto Star
“Police union’s strong influence waning at city hall
Era of intimidation and politics of fear at an end as city and province criticized officers’ association”
– Toronto Star
“Playing the fear gauge”
– Globe and Mail
“Clinton should fear a head-to-head fight with Trump”
– Toronto Star
“Genetic-testing fears”
– Globe and Mail
“Speak up despite your fear of rejection”
– Toronto Star
“There’s no fear of the Cavaliers
Raptors find strength from regular-season games against LeBron & company”
– Toronto Star
“Stabilizing economy has little to fear but fear itself”
– Globe and Mail
“Vaughan’s Di Biase challenges ethics czar
Deputy mayor seeks to quash watchdog’s findings that he created ‘culture of fear'”
– Toronto Star
“Easing fear, loathing toward refugees”
– Toronto Star
“Fear, loathing in the concrete jungle”
– Toronto Star
Would They Be Forced To Borrow Money From The Survivors?
Karma’s A Bitchin’ High Interest Loan
“Loans: U. S. payday lenders say new rules could ‘annihilate’ sector”
– Globe and Mail