Barbarian Real Estate Agents Get +6 To Their Charisma And +8 To Their Bluff Stats
“Real estate: Raging demand has sent prices soaring”
– Globe and Mail
Unfortunately, Too Many Citizens Are Poor Students
“Beyond the muddle on school closures, the province has a hidden lesson plan”
– Toronto Star
That Says Trust To You?
To Me, It Says Canadians Would Sooner Trust A Blind Yak Than Either Of Them
“Poll says voters trust PM to handle finances
Conservatives sit at 24% confidence, nine points below Liberals’ 33%
– Toronto Star
We All Get Replaced Every 70 Years Or So
It’s Who Is Doing The Replacing That Seems To Be The Issue
“The Fear of Being Replaced”
– New York Times
Still Think The Coronavirus Isn’t Deadly?
“Boyfriend caught cheating when he got COVID-19”
– Toronto Star
Only One Person Ever Died From Watching Them
“YouTube cat videos safe, Liberals insist”
– Toronto Star
Have You Checked The Pocket Of Your Other Pair Of Pants?
“Old-growth forests are an invaluable resource we can’t afford to lose”
– Globe and Mail
Too Bad It Was Turned Into Condos While They Were Gone
“Most downtown workers ready to return to office, survey finds”
– Toronto Star
Should Have Set The Bag Containing Them On Fire And Run Away Like Normal People Do
“B.C. man sorry for dumping dog feces”
– Toronto Star
If The Metaphor Doesn’t Set Your Pulse Racing, You’re A Bad Patient
“Poetry Can Serve as ‘a Vaccine for the Soul'”
– New York Times
But, Local News Is Already In Dire Shape!
“Financial shifts mean ditching the anchors”
– Toronto Star
I Know, Right? The Fees At My Jogging Club Are Outrageous!
“Golf is not different than jogging, hiking or biking”
– Toronto Star
As Long As You’re Treating Them And Not Ea – Ohhhhhhhh…
“For Lunch In Italy: Protected Songbirds”
– New York Times
If The Deadly Gas Calls On The Phone To Taunt You, You Know Where To Find It
“The invisible threat inside your home:
Canadians at risk from radon exposure”
– Toronto Star
As It Has For The Last 40 Years – How’s That For Permanence?
“Yakabuski: Permanent end to softwood dispute remains critical for Canadian mills”
– Globe and Mail
You Know Where My Mind Went – I Couldn’t Help It! I Was A Seven Year-old Boy Once!
Actually, If You Knew Where My Mind Went, You Must Have Been A Seven Year-old Boy Once Yourself
“World record like honey in a pot for woman
Pooh collection inspired by desire for something simple and positive”
– Toronto Star
Told Them The High School Cafeteria Was Giving Away Free Pizza, Then Ran The Other Way (Like Normal People Do) When They Went To Investigate
“President Biden Ditches the Generals, Finally”
– New York Times
Too Bad They Cut The Public Trust VP In The Last Round Of Budget Cuts
“Building public trust is a critical job for news outlets”
– Toronto Star
Reality Can Be A Bastard That Way
“Alberta’s Kenney facing a ‘compliance problem'”
– Toronto Star
They’ll Be Told It Will Protect Them Against COVID
“Supreme Court expected to get an injection of diversity”
– Globe and Mail
Not The Highest Recommendation These Days
“‘He was infectious with his love of those animals'”
– Toronto Star
All That Saving For Retirement Will Have Been A Waste Of Time
“THE DARK SIDE OF CANADA’S SHIFT TO CORPORATE-DRIVEN HEALTH CARE”
– Globe and Mail
Soylent Green Is Hockey Players! SOYLENT GREEN IS HOCKEY PLAYERS!
“Maple Leaf profits up on meat protein group”
– Toronto Star
Insists The Way The Action Will Help Stop The Spread of COVID Is Self-evident
“Alberta vows to curb university’s research ties to China”
– Globe and Mail
Not OK, Boomer
“Third wave of pandemic hits seniors the hardest, figures show
Infections rise among youth, but older adults still account for vast majority of deaths”
– Toronto Star
But If You Try Sometimes, You Just Might Find, You Get What You Want
Wait, That’s Not Right…
“Why we need social contract for digital economy
I had hoped the internet would bring us together. But the opposite has occurred”
– Toronto Star
“Corporations promising social responsibility need to get real”
– Globe and Mail
“Students need the right tools”
– Toronto Star
“Ontario long-term care needs a ground-up rebuild”
– Toronto Star
“The last thing we need right now is chaos”
– Toronto Star
“Canada needs hope for life after vaccination”
– Toronto Star
“Canadians need to hear clear, useful public-health advice from the government”
– Globe and Mail
Sativa Oil Demand?
“Suncor hopes vaccinations will drive up oil demand”
– Toronto Star
Of The Rounding A Corner Kind?
“Leaving Afghanistan Is a Huge Error”
– New York Times
It’s Just That He’s Quicker To Open Things Back Up, So It Looks Like Nothing Has Happened
“Ford ‘won’t hesitate to lock things down'”
– Toronto Star
Perhaps Bears Should Stop Waving A Red Flag In Surrender
“BULL RUN IN STOCKS EXPECTED TO KEEP CHARGING AHEAD: POLL”
– Globe and Mail
We’ll Figure Out For What Later
“Remember this figure: 20 in 100,000. That’s our target”
– Toronto Star