The Province’s Vendetta Against Toronto Won’t Be Complete Until You’ve Completely Destroyed The Waterfront?
“Why we are taking over Billy Bishop airport”
– Toronto Star
So, Now The Conservatives Are Pigs Hunting Truffles?
That’s An Image That’s Gonna Stay With Me A Long Time!
“Minister’s vow to ‘root out’ bad teachers ruffles union feathers”
– Toronto Star
Ontario’s Conservatives Are A Bunch Of Jokers, And There’s Not A Batman In Sight!
“Some folks just want to watch the city burn”
– Toronto Star
“Everybody In The Province Is Aging,” Premier States. “How Can You Plan For That?”
“Ontario needs aging plan, experts say”
– Toronto Star
All I Ended Up With Were A Used Refrigerator And 23 Left-handed Ping Pong Balls
“I spent last summer trying to find myself in the ‘classified ads'”
– Toronto Star
If It’s Good Enough For The Rest Of Trump’s Government…
“The Best We Should Hope For From the Fed: Nothing”
– New York Times
It Certainly Isn’t The Food!
“OUR FINE DINERS
At the city’s most cherished greasy spoons, it’s the familiar faces that matter most”
– Toronto Star
That Deck Chair Would Look Very Nice Over There, And That Deck Chair Should Be Out Of The Captain’s Path To The Lifeboat
“Canada, it’s time for economic renovation”
– Toronto Star
Trump: Looks Like I Chose A Bad Time To Quit Alternate Energy…
“Hydropower Line From Canada Could Power a Million Homes in the City”
– New York Times
Give Them The Opportunity To Explore As Many Different Cultures As They Are Able To Understand
“Protecting Your Child’s Vision from Myopia”
– Toronto Star
I Spent Most Of My Vacation In My Hotel Room So I Didn’t Have To Choose
“Guadaloupe HAS TOO MANY BEACHES TO VISIT”
– Toronto Star
NOT Offering To Replace Them In The Bedroom Is Probably A Good Start
“How to help a friend whose spouse just up and left”
– Toronto Star
It Was Too Soggy To Stand On But It Made The Base Of A Lovely Table Lamp
“The Sea Took Her Leg, But Then Gave It Back”
– New York Times
Or Never Lose
I Like The Never Losing Option
“We must learn how to be better losers”
– Toronto Star
Ridicule And Shaming Are Also Options
“Layoffs aren’t the only response to AI”
– Toronto Star
Friend Tom On Facebook
Just Tell Him You’re A Scientologist Who Wants To Fund His Next Film And He’ll Be Eating Out Of Your Hand
“How to get the best cruise deals”
– Toronto Star
Experts On Teleportation Claim The Technology Doesn’t Exist.
Experts On Waffles Say They Understand The Attraction.
“FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.”
– New York Times
World Torn By War Calls For Pope To Mind His Own Beeswax
“Pope calls for peace in a world torn by war”
– Toronto Star
Is He Canadian?
I Have No Particular Reason – Just Curious.
So, Is He? Canadian?
“With Spielberg’s help a 101-year-old Auschwitz survivor has become a mighty warrior against hate”
– Toronto Star
The Perception Is The Problem
“A problem, or a perception?
TTC is safer than it’s been in years. Yet council is being asked to spend millions to do more”
– Toronto Star
It’s Like Dark City, But With 37% More Capitalism With A Chinese Face
“Experience ever-evolving Shanghai”
– Toronto Star
Makeovers Are All The Rage This Season
“Pakistan Reshapes Its Image Globally”
– New York Times
Is That How The Cool Kids Are Getting Their Acid These Days?
“Fried chicken, breakfast sandos & a mind-blowing butter tart”
– Toronto Star
It’s Old-wimey Tartan, Too?
“It’s not all old-timey tartan”
– Toronto Star
Lesson One: Don’t Trust Israel To Honour Ceasefires
“Six months of ceasefire in Gaza may offer lessons for Iran war”
– Toronto Star
You Mean…The Stars Weren’t Aligned?
“An ironic time to demolish planetarium”
– Toronto Star
Pack Your Gun Collection
“Turn a fleeting airport layover into a lasting memory”
– Toronto Star
Surprisingly, Dying A Horrible Death Decades Before Your Time Isn’t A Big Recruiting Draw…
“THAILAND
Economy drives men to military”
– Toronto Star
And The Zombies Are Still Just Milling About In The Background!
“We’re dealing with the dread of living through crisis”
– Toronto Star