Not Exactly “Dewey Wins!” But These Are Times Of Diminished Expectations
“Giambrone plans to remain in mayoral race”
– Globe and Mail
Echoes Of Three Months Ago
“Canada set to join in major Afghan offensive”
– Globe and Mail
Are You At All Familiar With The Concept Of”Self-fulfilling Prophecy?”
“Why is Obama failing?”
– National Post
Let The Let Thes Begin
“Let legal games begin: drug-testing v. Charter”
– Globe and Mail
“Let the distraction begin”
– Globe and Mail
Oh! Cars Was What They Were Selling! I Thought – Never Mind What I Thought!
“European auto manufacturers bringing sexy back
Use of women at trade shows to promote cars is a fixture once again”
– Toronto Star
Or, We Could Emphasize Business Not Cutting Jobs
“Canada’s productivity TRAP
The harder we work, the less rich we seem to be. We need to emphasize education, innovation and trade to break free”
– Globe and Mail
What A (Ray) Kroc!
“McDonald’s announces Russian expansion plans”
– Globe and Mail
“Russian economy shrinks almost 8 per cent in 2009”
– Globe and Mail
Now, There’s A Place McDonald’s Could Really Grow Into
“Angola’s economy forecast to grow 7.5 per cent in 2010”
– Globe and Mail
Keep Your Husband Away From The Good Rug
“Solving the piddle riddle”
– Toronto Star
So, When Israel Punishes An Entire Palestinian Population, Canada Is Guilty Of War Crimes?
“Attack on Israel is an attack on Canada, Kent says”
– Globe and Mail
Because People Don’t Kill People, Bar Codes Do
“Proposed prescription bar-code plan aims to save lives”
– Globe and Mail
Canada Doesn’t Want To Think About PM’s “Hard Power”
“PM praises Canada’s ‘hard power'”
– Toronto Star
Still Not Thinking About PM’s “Hard Power”
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You Can’t Make Me
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“Harper may be iron-fisted. And so what if he is?”
– Globe and Mail
Might I Suggest Soldiers Take Remedial Civics Classes?
“Coup leaders suspend Niger’s constitution
Soldiers oust President in bloody attack, promise ‘democracy and good governance'”
– Globe and Mail
Because He’s Not Young…Or Bald…
“Why is Pantalone being ignored?”
– Toronto Star
Business, Public Tell Ottawa: You’re The Ones Who Want The Olympics To Be A Political Prop…
“Ottawa wants business, public to fill funding gap for Own the Podium”
– Globe and Mail
Let’s Let The Headlines Fight Among Themselves As We Return To Our Lives
“Bravado puts too much pressure on athletes, ex-Olympians say”
– Globe and Mail
“No pressure, no podiums
Outgoing COC boss Rudge defends ambitious performance goals placed on Canada’s athletes”
– Globe and Mail
“Forget the Podium, Canada owns the Games”
– Globe and Mail
Cabinet Needs A Good Laugh
“Ottawa promises to consult on retirement issues”
– Toronto Star
If It Had Been A Depression, They Would Have Risen 25 Per Cent
“Wall Street bonuses rise 17 per cent”
– Globe and Mail
You Know A War Is In Trouble When Even The Headlines Get Snarky
“Afghan civilians killed, NATO apologizes again”
– Toronto Star
Boy, Are They Talking To The Wrong Politician!
“Harper’s G20 urged to tackle secrecy”
– Globe and Mail
Our Accountants Can Skate Around Figures With The Best Of Them!
“Let’s face it, we’re a figure skating nation”
– Globe and Mail
Boy, Are They Expecting The Wrong Police Force!
“Protestors set to make their points peacefully
Poverty, women’s health top agenda for activists before G8, G20 summits”
– Toronto Star
Gabon’s? Because, In Case You Hadn’t Noticed, All The Polish In The World Hasn’t Helped Canada’s Lately
“The dictator, his daughter, and million in cash
Allegation that Canadian helped Gabon’s leader side-step anti-corruption laws could tarnish country’s reputation”
– Globe and Mail
So, Obviously, They Must Stop Doing It
“Stimulus spending is working, Tories boast”
– Toronto Star
That’s How Many Circles Now?
“Afghan mission turning a corner, Petraeus says”
– Globe and Mail
That’s What The New Telecom Ownership Rules Are For
“AMAZON IN CANADA
No threat to cultural sovereignty”
– Globe and Mail
Economist Disses Government Approach
Prime Minister Considering Excommunication
“Cutting federal spending is a lot harder than it sounds
Trimming across the board the ‘cowards approach’: economist”
– National Post
It’s A Golden-throated Rhino Warbler
“Security fee not a tax: Ottawa”
– Globe and Mail