Speak For Yourself!
I’m Not Prophylactic Treasure Glom!
“Ford’s muddled response mirrors our own confusion”
– Toronto Star
Tory Party Says O’Toole ‘Has To Change’ To Remain Leader
“O’Toole says Tory party ‘has to change’ to win”
– Toronto Star
Are You Sure You’ve Given Investment In Mediocrity Enough Of A Chance?
“Investment in talent is investment in Canada’s future”
– Toronto Star
Five Colours Were Too Confusing For Sky Group Viewers
“Britain to classify travel destinations under new traffic light system next month”
– Globe and Mail
You Think? Maybe If I Bribe Them With Chocolate, They Will
“Your children will follow your lead on healthy eating
– Toronto Star
Death Wish 2021
“Reckless in Texas? Maybe, but some of us are envious as state throws its doors wide open”
– Toronto Star
Thus Proving The Irrational Exuberance Of Financial Pundits
“Markets finally seem ready to toss the junk rally”
– Globe and Mail
He’s Obviously Been Talking To Premier Ford
“RBC chief says housing market needs to cool, but cautiously”
– Toronto Star
At Least They’re No Longer Denying The Problem, And Yet…
“Military’s sex violence called ’embarrassment'”
– Toronto Star
Good Thing Canada Isn’t As Bad As The United States, Or We Might Have To Do Something About This
“So, you want to be an ally against anti-Black racism?”
– Toronto Star
“‘Worst thing I’ve seen in my 16-year career’
Human rights complaints allege racism, toxic culture at troubled Toronto South jail”
– Toronto Star
“How many more must die before Legault recognizes Quebec’s systemic racism?”
– Globe and Mail
“Nunavut midwives say they quit over racism”
– Toronto Star
“Is it education or glorified racism?”
– Toronto Star
Don’t We Need Mass Vaccines For That?
“Mass vaccinations are needed, not shutdowns”
– Toronto Star
This Country Ain’t Big Enough Fer The Both Of Us, Podner, Inc!
“Mega mergers: Record pace for Canadian firms expected to continue”
– Globe and Mail
They Shouldn’t Have Been Taken Unawares: It Was Clearly Labelled On The Provincial Menu
“Frustrated restaurateurs ready to send the premier the cheque
Owners want looser rules or more cash after Ontario’s surprise lockdown order”
– Toronto Star
That May Be, However Butt Plans Don’t Inspire Much Confidence
“We can be sure the premier has a plan somewhere”
– Toronto Star
Unfortunately, Far From Original
“Seeing Racism As a Sin”
– New York Times
Would Like To Invite The Prime Minister “To Meet My Leetle Friend”
“Some gun owners aren’t sold on Ottawa’s ‘buyback’ plan”
– Toronto Star
No, It Didn’t Happen In The Crime Section, Smartass
“One dead, 6 injured in stabbing at B.C. library”
– Toronto Star
Move Short-sighted Or Visionary?
“Montreal-based New Look Visions moves to go private as it eyes U.S. expansion”
– Globe and Mail
About Time He Took Citizens’ Lead!
“Looks like our premier’s Plan B is to panic”
– Toronto Star
Eat Your Heart Out, Marcel Duchamp!
“Art installation sends two women to hospital”
– Toronto Star
However, You Do Get Too Old To Call Them Comics
“You’re Never Too Old for Picture Books”
– New York Times
It’s Not The Process That Most People Object To – It’s The Results
“With vaccines, we must respect the process of science”
– Toronto Star
Yet, We Still Issue Guns To The Cops They Represent
“Loveless, sexless, blameful union needs counselling”
– Toronto Star
We Needed A Book To Tell Us That? It’s The Subtext Of Practically Every Article In The Newspaper!
“Crowd-sourced delusion is a timeless peril
William Bernstein’s latest book is full of reminders that humans are not so much rational animals as they are rationalizing ones”
– Globe and Mail
Tories Challenge O’Toole To Try A Leadership Convention
“O’Toole challenges Tories to try a new direction”
– Globe and Mail
The Dourness, On The Other Hand, Was All His
“Fans fuelled drive behind ‘Zack Snyder’s Justice League'”
– Toronto Star
Not To Be Confused With The Speakers (Although It’s Easy To See How One Could Make That Mistake)
“Conservative party warns of hack attempt at virtual convention”
– Toronto Star
Do They Have A Toy Inside?
Surprise!
“One upside of the pandemic: it’s making people kinder”
– Toronto Star
Thus Disproving The Irrational Exuberance Of Financial Pundits
THE MYSTERIOUS RISE OF FACEDRIVE
Facedrive is a ride-sharing startup with scant revenue and eclectic side businesses. It’s also Canada’s newest multibillion-dollar company”
– Globe and Mail
Have You Met This Province‽
“Province could show leadership by admitting to mistakes”
– Toronto Star
Devil Considering Restraint Of Trade Lawsuit
“Court halts sales of ‘Satan Shoes'”
– Toronto Star
Drafting Capable Players Would Be A Good Start
“Canada needs to up its game on vaccine production”
– Toronto Star
Make Sure It Doesn’t Look Like A Dead Ferret On Your Head
“How to pair your centrepiece with your menu”
– Globe and Mail
Ah, I See You HAVE Met This Province
“Affordable housing is clearly not a priority for Ontario”
– Toronto Star
But, Are They Thinking Outside The Allen Key?
“Ikea thinking outside the box in Toronto”
– Toronto Star
But, Irrational Exuberance Is More Fun!
“Investors should take wait-and-see approach”
– Toronto Star
But, Won’t Allen Want It Back At Some Point?
“Managing injuries key to longevity”
– Toronto Star