Alternate Policy Alternatives
State of the Art: Not Everybody Gets a HUGTM
State of the Art: Faba Not Exactly Faboo
State of the Art: One Revolution, Hold the Haggis
State of the Art: Bullethead to Beijing
State of the Art: The Diem Carpes Back
State of the Art: Spoznetzov Spells Truble!
State of the Art: Wherein the Glorious Gloriousness of the Glorious Leader is Revealed in All of its Glory
State of the Art: The Multiverse Manichean Moat Splooshes Home, And Splooshes it Hard
Alternate Technology
The Strange Allure of Programmable Pants
I Dream of A Long Prison Sentence
If It’s Belgium, This Must be teus.day.exe
Tourists are Weird
Nothing Good Can Come of This, MAX Mark IV My Words!
Just Driverless, She Said
When You’re Sleeping, Everybody Can Hear Your Stream
Oral Hijinks
CEO Oh! The Sharing Economy Not a Caring Economy
Technology Finds a New Way to Bleed You Dry
Dreams of a Peaceful World Shattered
Road Rage on ‘Roids
Science Marches – Cough – Marches – Hack – Marches On!
Luddites Just Phoning It In
I Dream of Genius
Alternate Politics
On the Enhanced Interrogation of the English Language
AI Don’t Get It
The Oil Derrick Forever
The Revolution Will Not Be Self-actualized
CIA Trains Sights on Tiny Terrorists
An Eye for an Eye and Pretty Soon Justice is Blind
It’s Nothing Personal, Canada, It’s Just Business
Britain [Has/ Does Not Have] a Nose for Trouble
Give Me Liberty, Or Give Me Trolls!
Alternate Social Relations
Ask Amritsar About the Dreams of Your Man
Ask The Tech Answer Guy About His Love For Obscure Wiring
City Streets are the New Laundromats
Wealthy Patients Co-opt One Per cent Solution
You Damn Kids Get Off My Dance Floor!
Ask Amritsar: Are Touchscreens the New Toilet Seats?
Ask Amritsar: A Bot, Your Problem
Who’s Montessori Now?
Lives Unlived: Moishe Clements
You’re Only as Old as Your Apparel
Ask the Tech Answer Guy To Check Your White Male Privilege in the Mail
Ask Amritsar About Doing Your Bit for Humanity
Alternate Arts and Culture
Ode to Ennui
Putting the Fanatic Back Into Fan
Actor Claims to Have Normal Human Experience
Hollywood Insiders Stunned
Sad Squiggles Hijack the People’s Choice Awards of Science Fiction
A New Wrinkle in The Industrialization of the Dream Factory
Could Literature Get Any Bowlder?
Patent-ly Absurd
Write Stuff, Wrong Direction
So, a Tax Lawyer, a Mergers and Acquisitions Attorney and a Defense Advocate Walk Into a Comedy Club…
A Long Way to Go for A Mouse
Alternate Sleep of Reason
State, Your Case in the War on Donuts
No Flies on US!
The Eternal Recurrence of the Penguin
Fighting Fire With FIIIIIIIEEEERRRRR!
The Vesampuccerian GWoD, Complex
Water Finds its Own Level of Incompetence
The Penguin is an Equal Opportunity Hater
Public Says Criminals Should Be Punished With a Poll
Placeholder Headline Given Its Shot at Fame
Canada Meets a Cruller, Cruller Fate
The Vesampuccerian Dream Dies Hard
Once You’ve Reached the Peak, There’s Nowhere To Go But Up
Alternate Alternatives
How Are We Supposed to Face the Rest of the Year?
When Insight Strikes, These People Strike Back
Flashsideways
They’re Game to Try Something New
Everywhere is a War Zone in the Battle of the Sexes
The Old Neighbourhood Goes to Hell
Haters Gotta Hate
Company’s Gotta Pro-rate
Innovation? In No…Uhh…Ovation?
Survival of the Kittenist
When in Rome, Drone As the Romans Drone
Every Breath You Take…A Life!
A Place for Stereotype-A Personalities
A Hairy Situation
The Dirtbucket Stops Here