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From Headline to Headache in 1,027 Easy Steps

Because A Country Doesn’t Need To Grow Its Own Food To Prosper…


“Instead of meddling with foreign demand, we should be freeing up urban land supply”

– Globe and Mail


Diaper Change, Maybe


“Can Hillary sate desire for change?”

– Toronto Star


Libertarian Candidate Not Suffering From Electile Dysfunction


“Johnson rising in the polls”

– Toronto Sun


And, End Up At Communism?


“Trump team takes hard tilt to the right”

– Toronto Star


Equality Of Ad Hominem Attacks? That’s Just Brilliant


“Equality of outcome? That’s just stupid”

– Toronto Sun


Canada’s Waistline Will Be Slimmer, But It Will Lose A Lot Of Hair


“Brexit will affect Canada’s trade with Britain, but how?”

– Globe and Mail


If Only The Victim Was So Lucky!


“Chicago cops face firing over fatal shooting”

– Toronto Star


Write A Newspaper Article About How Annoying Wine Snobs Are?


“How to be more annoying than wine snobs”

– Toronto Star


And, Pinpointing The Moment Electoral Politics Became So Polarized


“Alberta fossil site hints at ‘epic disaster’
‘Bone bed’ contains remains of at least a dozen centrosaurs, providing a possible geological snapshot into a cataclysmic event”

– Globe and Mail


Irony So Thick, Carl Hiassen Could Have Written It


“Ex-gang leader shot in fitness class”

– Toronto Star


Judge Nods Dreamily And Coyly Asks, “Who Knew?”


“Accused needs fair trial: lawyer”

– Toronto Sun


I Think You May Be Too Quick To Rule Out Sobbing Uncontrollably As An Option


“If congressional opposition buries the TPP, there’s nothing Canada can do about it”

– Globe and Mail


The Climate Wasn’t Good For His Complexion


“Why Donald Trump wasn’t in Vietnam”

– Toronto Star


Was It Ever?


“Is GDP still a reliable gauge of growth?”

– Globe and Mail


I Didn’t See Either On The Menu – Can I Just Get A Coke?


“Pipelines or reduced carbon emissions: choose one”

– Toronto Star


Small Business Needs To Get Out More


“Small business aims to catch Olympics buzz with mosquito traps”

– Globe and Mail


But, If They Come Across One In The Wild…


“The police are not hunting black men”

– Toronto Sun


Better That We Trust In The Tyranny Of Ignorance
I Know Somebody Who Can Lead The Way…


“So much for flossing – and for the tyranny of expertise”

– Globe and Mail


The Internet Has Too Much Time On Its Hands


“Topless Trudeau becomes the toast of the Internet”

– Toronto Star


Anybody Recall A Time When Products Were Safe To Use?


“Takata to recall more inflators”

– Globe and Mail

“Trouble in the produce aisle
A frozen-fruit recall launched last week prompts a look at how outbreaks still happen in Canada”


– Globe and Mail

“GM to recall pickups to fix seat belts”


– Globe and Mail

“Mars recalls products”


– Globe and Mail

“Pfizer recalls Advil liquid products for infants, children”


– Toronto Star

“Ford Motor issues three recalls”


– Globe and Mail

“Volkswagen recalls 5,900 Tourans”


– Globe and Mail

“Toyota recalls 60,000 vehicles”


– Globe and Mail

“Ford recalls 271,000 pickups”


– Globe and Mail

“Ikea recalls 29 million dressers after 6 kids killed”


– Toronto Star

“BMW issues recall over air-bag issue”


– Globe and Mal

“Frozen-food recall linked to listeria covers hundreds of items
Suspect products not sold in Ontario, but were carried in variety of stores since 2014″


– Toronto Star

“DAIRY
Saputo expands recall”


– Globe and Mail

“McDonald’s recalls Happy Meal bands”


– Toronto Star


Actually, He Lost Because Not Enough People Believed In The Truth He Was Telling


“Hudak lost because he told the truth”

– Toronto Sun


Is Suicide Squad: Suicider! Squadier! Not Trade Payoff Enough?


“As the loonie sinks (again), where’s the trade payoff?”

– Globe and Mail

“Hollywood North’s hot market
Low loonie, tax credits driving the Toronto film industry”


– Toronto Star


Giving The Phrase “Turkey Shoot” A Whole New Meaning


“Ottawa advises Canadians in Turkey to remain indoors”

– Globe and Mail


Because The Devil Is In The Details?


“Cabinet hell-bent on your input”

– Toronto Star


And Self-destruct? Oh, Yes, Please


“Will Canada’s Tories copy Trump and Theresa May?”

– Toronto Sun


How The Horse Got In Their Pyjamas They Don’t Know

“Firefighters rescue horse upside down in a gully”
– Toronto Star

To Or Not To


“Couche-Tard bulks up with CST deal
Corner store operator says it’s not finished buying assets in the sector, but future purchases will more modest”

– Globe and Mail


Oh, I Don’t Know – When You’ve Been Practicing Something For So Long, You Can Get Really Good At It


“B.C.’s homeless ‘impossible to ignore'”

– Toronto Star


Campaign Thrilled That He Has Secured The All-important Dromedary Demographic


“Camel loves fruits and admires Donald Trump”

– Toronto Star


Feel Free To Bring Along Your Imaginary Friends


“Wanted: adaptable, experienced learners for the jobs we haven’t yet created”

– Globe and Mail


Not Unless There Is An Unreleased David Bowie Song About It


“WAS THERE LIFE ON VENUS?”

– Toronto Sun


Oops!
I Mean: Seriously Oops!


“TransCanada pitches safety of proposed Energy East”

– Toronto Star

“Saskatchewan oil spill fuels fears on Energy East”


– Toronto Star


No, But I Think I Have The Meaningless Business Buzzwords Down


“Are you ready for the innovation economy?”

– Globe and Mail


Obese Call For Action On Senate
Symmetry Is Maintained


“Senate calls for action on obesity”

– Toronto Star


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