The Absurd Ironyometer Begs For Some Time Off, But The World Needs It Now More Than Ever
nikki mccann ramirez
@NikkiMcR
John Hagee, who suggested the Holocaust was God’s punishment against disobedient Jews and has said the anti-christ will be “partially Jewish, as was Adolf Hitler” takes the stage at the March for Israel
The Fact That So Many Evil People Want To Hold Them Should Tell You Something…
Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
An AR-15 is neither good nor bad. There is no need to impute character to it. The character belongs to the one who holds it.
The Absurd Ironyometer Would Consider Them Fightin’ Words If It Had Any Fight Left In It
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Junior says Hunter is privileged, protected and coddled and isn’t as much of a man as he is.
Don’t Chak Mire en Cheinik, You Kvetch!
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump complains that most American Jews don’t vote for him:
“With all I have done for Israel I received only 24% of the Jewish vote.
Now, think of this. I really haven’t been treated very well, but that’s the story of my life.”
The Way…Who Treated…Who? Seriously? The Absurd Ironyometer Can’t Even – What The – Gaaaaack!
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: The way Kamala Harris treated Mike Pence was horrible.
Is Harlan Crow Taking Your Calls?
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Mark Robinson says all the allegations in the CNN story are false, he is the victim of a high-tech lynching like Clarence Thomas, and he is not dropping out.
The Absurd Ironyometer Is Afraid Being Given The Gears Is Getting Grit Into Its Actual Gears
Eric Columbus
@EricColumbus
VANCE TODAY: “We cannot tell the American people that one candidate is a fascist.”
TRUMP 11 DAYS AGO: “Kamala Harris is the first major party nominee in American history who fundamentally rejects freedom and embraces Marxism, communism, and fascism.”
The Rowboat
Jon Cooper
@joncoopertweets
Donald Trump, Mark Robinson, RFK Jr and Matt Gaetz are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of the lake. You can only save one of them – who would you choose?
Donald Trump Wants The Absurd Ironyometer’s Head To Explode
He Thinks He Knows A Way To Monetize The Remains
Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin1
Why was a far-right conspiracy theorist who spreads lies about 9/11 attending 9/11 events with Trump this week?
So, You Hope To Die Of Sepsis Because You Couldn’t Get An Abortion?
I’m Sorry, But I’m Obviously A Little Unclear On Your Theology
Acyn
@Acyn
Vance: We need to remember above and beyond that we must love our neighbors, that we must treat other people as we hope to be treated… we must love our god and let it motivate us in how we enact public policy,
The Absurd Ironyometer Does Not Envy The Reality Fact-checking Machine Its Job
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
OMG Trump
Just said that the audience at the debate went “absolutely crazy” when the moderators fact-checked him.
There’s one problem: There was no audience at the debate.
Does Your Friend Elon Know You Feel This Way?
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump on EVs: We have gasoline. They don’t have gasoline. Why are we making a product that they dominate.
The Absurd Ironyometer Wonders If It Should Legally Change Its Name To The Gaslighting Gauge
Acyn
@Acyn
Eric Trump: They’ve gotta tone down that rhetoric. The mainstream media who goes after him every single day, it has to end. They are creating a culture of hate in this country
Are You Admitting That’s The Only Way He Will Get Back There?
Acyn
@Acyn
Ingraham: If Harris and Biden really want to end the conspiracy theories.. why not invite Trump to The White House
The Absurd Ironyometer Remembers The Stepford Wives, Donald, And It Probably Isn’t The Only One
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
WOMEN ARE POORER THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO, ARE LESS HEALTHY THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO, ARE LESS SAFE ON THE STREETS THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO, ARE MORE DEPRESSED AND UNHAPPY THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO, AND ARE LESS OPTIMISTIC AND CONFIDENT IN THE FUTURE THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO! WI WILL FIX ALL OF THAT, AND FAST, AND AT LONG LAST THIS NATIONAL NIGHTMARE WILL BE OVER. WOMEN WILL BE HAPPY, HEALTHY, CONFIDENT AND FREE! YOU WILL NO LONGER BE THINKING ABOUT ABORTION, BECAUSE IT IS NOW WHERE IT ALWAYS HAD TO BE, WITH THE STATES, AND A VOTE OF THE PEOPLE – AND WITH POWERFUL EXCEPTIONS, LIKE THOSE THAT RONALD REAGAN INSISTED ON, FOR RAPE, INCEST, AND THE LIFE OF THE MOTHER – BUT NOT ALLOWING FOR DEMOCRATIC DEMANDED LATE TERM ABORTION IN THE 7TH, 8TH, OR 9TH MONTH, OR EVEN EXECUTION OF A BABY AFTER BIRTH. I WILL PROTECT WOMEN AT A LEVEL NEVER SEEN BEFORE. THEY WILL FINALLY BE HEALTHY, HOPEFUL, SAFE, AND SECURE. THEIR LIVES WILL BE HAPPY, BEAUTIFUL, AND GREAT AGAIN.
Maybe The Church Of Tarantino Should Get Tax Exempt Status
Acyn
@Acyn
Vance: But I want to call your attention to one of the great, one of my favorite theologians. Samuel L. Jackson in the movie “Pulp fiction.”
Hey! The Absurd Ironyometer May Be Overwhelmed By The Volume Of The Nonsense In America, But That’s No Reason For Anybody To Try And Muscle In On Its Turf!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Vance claims he and Trump have to “create stories” about migrants eating cats and dogs “so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people.”
There is then some awkward dead air as Bash tries to highlight the absurdity of what he just said
…Who I Don’t Know – Never Heard Of Him – Or His work – But, Anyway, This Is What He Told Me…
Kamala HQ
@KamalaHQ
Trump: I was told by Tom Homan…
(Tom Homan is a Project 2025 author)
The Absurd Ironyometer Smiles And Responds: “This Goes Beyond Irony And Enters Delusion. Not My Department!”
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Kari Lake says the media is responsible for 2 assassination attempts of Trump because his movement is all about peace & positivity but they just want to demonize him, and she encourages journalists in MSM who agree with her to quit their jobs.