Israel Responded: An American Citizen? Our Mistake – Honestly, We Had No Idea. If We Had Known The House Was Owned By An American, It Would Have Been Burned To The Ground By Now!
Ihab Hassan
@IhabHassane
UPDATE: The White House has intervened and is now seeking clarification from Israel over why Israeli settlers have been allowed to maintain a five-day siege of a Palestinian home belonging to an American citizen in the village of Qusra, in the occupied West Bank.
But…But…BUT I’M NOT DONE MAKING FUN OF HER!
Brain Krassenstein
@krassenstein
Karoline Leavitt announced her resignation 24 hours after she found out that Trump left her for dead on a plane he thought could be shot out of the sky.
“And They Have Access To Better Information On The Lives Of Ordinary People Than, You Know, Ordinary People Do!”
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Maria Bartiromo on Democrats pointing out that the economy is not great: “That’s just propaganda. I mean, look, things are going well. And I think we’re all feeling it. I’ve spoken with a number of CEOs … “
They’ll Be Okay
There’s Plenty More Where That Came From
ADAM
@adfamemedia1
AIPAC just watched $30 MILLION go up in flames.
Today is a good day.
VANCE: …They Just Don’t Know It Yet
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
INGRAHAM: How is Canada doing?
VANCE: They’re doing terribly
But You Have To Ask Yourself Why Blakeman Goes On A News Network Filled With Racists? I Guess He’s Comfortable with Racists.
Acyn
@Acyn
Blakeman: But you have to ask yourself why is she going to two places that are filled with terrorists? I guess she’s comfortable with terrorists.
You Forgot To Mention People Whose Hearts Had Just Been Broken And Teenagers Whose Parents Are “Soooooooo Unfair!”
The Democrats Have Soooooooo Much To Answer For
Ryan Grim
@ryangrim
If Democratic leaders could go 30 seconds without trying to undermine a ceasefire by calling it humiliating, the globe – and everyone in the U.S. who must buy things on a limited budget – would appreciate it.
The Word “Reported” Is Doing A Lot Of Heavy Lifting, Here
Must Be On Steroids Or Something
The Canadian Jewish News
@TheCJN
Ontario is establishing Canada’s first dedicated Hate Crimes Prosecution Unit amid a rise in hate-motivated offences. The province’s announcement comes as Jewish Canadians continue to be the country’s most targeted religious group in reported hate crimes.
Aah, A Day Without A Gratuitous Republican Biden Reference Is Like A Day Without Gout
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
NEWSNATION: Here’s the record – inflation 3.5%, higher than earnings, gas is $4 a gallon, electricity prices continue to go up, and GDP is at 1.5%. Why do Republicans deserve to keep power?
RNC CHAIR JOE GRUTERS: Biden’s disastrous economic record
Q: So, It Had Nothing To Do With Mortification?
SEN. CASSIDY: Well…
Q: Because Confirming The Most Corrupt Attorney General In The Country’s History Isn’t Going To Be Remembered As One Of The Senate’s Great Decisions…
SEN. CASSIDY: *SOB*
The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Sen. Bill Cassidy: “My voice cracked because…as a little boy, I would read history books and I would read about these great decisions on the Senate floor…The fact that I, Bill Cassidy was able to do that, I am so privileged, and whenever I just for a second am hit by the gravity of that and the honor of that, I get emotional.”
Probably The Most Honest Thing He Has Ever Said On Air
Acyn
@Acyn
Ford: Do you agree with Trump that we should go after the oil companies and take their profits from them like he said last week?
Gutfeld: I want to go to break.
Q: Is The New Wig Putting Pressure On Your Skull?
Trump: You Have No Idea!
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Q: Can you give us an estimate of when you think the Strait of Hormuz will be open?
Trump: It’s actually open now…We control the strait 100%. Can they make trouble? Yeah
Would It Be MM And R Or M And MR?
It Certainly Wouldn’t Be M And M AND R – That Would Be Barbaric!
Axios
@axios
Trump executive order would split up MMR vaccine
Actually, Speaking As A Canadian –
Fox & Friends: “Anybody But You!”
Awwww…
Scott Robertson
@sarobertson_
Fox & Friends: “What is Medicare for All? It’s government-run, socialized medicine. You get worse healthcare, costlier healthcare … and it’s going to destroy Medicare.”
“If you look at socialized medicine in Canada and England, both disasters, nobody wants any part of it. Just ask a Canadian or Brit. They will tell you the same thing.”
No. It’s Wasteful Military Spending. Completely Different!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
BREAKING: Republicans are no longer worried about deficits and debt-ridden
Bessent: “I’m not as bothered by it … if ’26 is flat to slightly up, this isn’t wasteful social spending.
What If Low Scores In The Education System Are BC You’ve Been Starving The System Of Funds For Decades And Demonized Teachers?
This Was Fun – Let’s Never Do It Again
Jack Posobiec
@UjackPosobiec
What if low scores in the education system are bc we packed the school full of migrant children
How, When There Is So Little Of It Left?
Acyn
@Acyn
McDaniel on El-Sayed: He’s a socialist, a communist, but just saying those words, kids don’t know what that means. You have to say he’s going to take away your healthcare.
77% Of Zionists (The Rest Don’t Have Children)
Walter Masterson
@waltermasterson
How many haters of Miss Rachel are shitty parents?
Cue The Lawsuits
Center for American Progress
@amprog
New CAP analysis reveals the Trump administration’s costly $1.7 billion National Guard deployments have failed to reduce violent crime despite its claims of success
Reporter: I Could, But I Don’t Have Enough Time To Wait For Him To Stop Laughing And Give An Answer…
Scott Robertson
@sarobertson
Reporter: You’ve had three MPs resign on top of four who crossed the floor. Do you think caucus still have faith in the leader to be able to win the next election?
Michelle Rempel Garner: You could ask the same question of Mark Carney, right?