“I Mean, The Kid Lobbying His Dad For Money To Buy Lemons To Make Lemonade To Sell At A Stand Has A Conflict Of Interest.”
“The Kid Isn’t Making Billions Of Dollars.”
“See, That’s The Problem With Legacy Media: No Faith In American Entrepreneurs!”
The Tennessee Holler
@TheTNHoller
“Elon has billions in government contracts, you don’t see a conflict of interest there?”
New Hampshire’s @GovChrisSununu: “Everyone has a conflict of interest on some level… he’s so rich it doesn’t matter to him.”
A full-throated endorsement and defense of corruption.
Rampant STDs, And Rising Ocean Levels And More Severe Weather Catastrophes?
If That’s What It Takes, I’m Good With Losing!
Liz Churchill
@liz_churchill10
Bill Gates complained that President Trump would NOT continue funding the Gates Foundation’s HIV and ‘Climate Change’ Medical Programs.
This is what WINNING looks like
Are You Sure That’s Not An Outtake From The Borat Sequel?
Like, Really Sure?
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Rudy Giuliani is dressed up in a Santa suit today with a woman on his lap selling Rudy Coffee.
You Want Trump To Pay You? The Line Forms On The Left
It Rivals The Length Of A Line Of Voters In A Democratic District Hoping To Get Into A Polling Station, So It May Be A While
MeidasTouch
@MediasTouch
The city of Grand Rapids says the Donald J. Trump for President 2024 campaign has refused to pay more than $49,000 in bills for two rallies in the city this year.
“Make Russia Antisemitic Again!”
Shadow of Ezra
@ShadowofEzra
Vladimir Putin blasts the people of Ukraine as “fake Jews,” accusing them of being godless and without true beliefs.
He claims they may be ethnically Jewish but don’t attend religious institutions and lack any real historic identity.
What exactly is Putin trying to say?
Maybe We wouldn’t Be So Upset If Antisemites Didn’t Always Follow It With A Quote From Goebbels – Man, That Shit Is Getting Old!
Apolitical
@Apolitical3678
Strange how upset these jews get when you call them jews.
It’s almost as if they don’t want people pointing out that they are jewish…
How Would That Help Them Pwn The Libs?
Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesias
Why aren’t conservatives bothered by crime in conservative states?
I Guess When You Don’t Vet Your Cabinet Nominees, You Have Lots Of Time To Troll Other Countries
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I just left Wayne Gretzky, “The Great One as he is known in Ice Hockey circles. I said, “Wayne, why don’t you run for Prime Minister of Canada, soon to be known as the Governor of Canada – You would win easily, you wouldn’t even have to campaign.” He had no interest, but I think the people of Canada should start a DRAFT WAYNE GRETZKY Movement. It would be so much fun to watch!
If I’m Lucky, Maybe Bibi Will Give Me A Cookie
Pierre Poilievre
@PierrePoilievre
I will defund wokism and fight antisemitism.
And stand with our friends in Israel against terror.
Belligerence Against America’s Neighbours, Allies And Biggest Trading Partners – Normalized!
(Claps Hands And Says: “Tada! For My Next Trick, Watch Me Pull A Domestic Enemy Out Of A Hat!”)
MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch
Here’s how CNN is covering Donald Trump’s threats against our allies:
Trump teases US expansion
The President-elect has suggested a territorial extension into Panama, Greenland and Canada. If he’s serious, it would rival the Louisiana Purchase.
At The Risk Of Stating The Obvious, You’re One Of – Dammit! You Win!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
At risk of stating the obvious, there are many attention-seeking trolls on all social media platforms trying to yank your chain.
They win if you respond.
HE’S TOO HUMBLE TO SAY SO HIMSELF, SO I’LL SAY IT FOR HIM!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!
I’ll Have More Respect For Poilievre When He Agrees With Peterson That He Would Rather Live In The United States
Paris Marx
@parismarx
Pierre Poilievre says Canadians are too obsessed with race because of “wokeism” and agrees with Jordan Peterson that Canada essentially had to invent and import racism because it didn’t exist here before recent decades.
Canada is so fucked if this guy forms government.
No, Because By Then Everybody Will Be Afraid To Contradict The Government
Old Man Lefty
@OldManLefty1
When Trump comes to power and doesn’t reduces inflation, doesn’t grow the economy, doesn’t secure the border and raises the US deficit, will MAGA voters say: “I was wrong”?
Look At Me, For Example
Etiology
Farcification
A Quarter Of A Billion Dollars Well Spent
See? I Say Things All The Time
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
You can just say things
Appetizing? For A Vulture, Maybe
The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow
Dr. Oz in 2020: “Schools are an appetizing opportunity. I just saw a nice piece in The Lancet arguing the opening of schools may only cost us 2 to 3% in terms of mortality. Any life is a life lost, but…that might be a tradeoff some folks consider.”
Seriously? If None Of Them Had Protested, I Would Have Burned My Local Indigo Down Months Ago
Lee Haber
@leehaber
I don’t think any group has done more to undermine the Palestinian cause than Palestinian protesters.
9. Have A Lobotomy
Dale Partridge
@dalepartridge
Ladies, here’s how to be happy in 2025:
1. Quit feminism
2. Go to church
3. Find a godly man
4. Get married
5. Submit to your husband’s lead
6. Have lots of babies
7. Homeschool your kids
8. Pray for grandchildren
What am I missing?
No, You’re An Oligarchy, Heading Towards A Fascist Dictatorship
But Thanks For Playing; Your Boobie Prize Will Be Waiting For You At The Door
PatriotTakes
@patriottakes
Trump Defense nominee Pete Hegseth:
“We’re not a democracy. We’re a Republic.”
Considering How Often His Own Go Unpaid, What Makes You Think The United States Is So Special?
Heidi NO DM/Lists
Oh great one more worry fir Americans, will trump default on our bills!
15 Minute Physicals Will Certainly Help Americans Beat Cancer
The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow
Dr. Oz: The uninsured “don’t have the right to health,” but should be given “a way of crawling back out of the abyss” with “15-minute physicals” provided by the government “in a festival like setting.”