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Trump, Trump, He’s No Chump

Yeah, I Was Surprised When She Jumped Over Her Table And Started Punching Him In The Head, Too

Acyn
@Acyn

Trump: Kamala Harris fought people like – I’ve never seen anything like it. Look at the way she fought Justice Kavanaugh. The viciousness and the violence.

Officer Smedley: “You Think People Are Afraid Of The Badge? That’s Very Kind Of You. I Was Telling My Partner Just The Other Day That I Would Love It If People Were Afraid Of The Badge. Then, The Guy Whose Neck I Had My Knee On Gave Me Some Sass About Not Being Able To Breath. Such Disrespect!”

Republican Voters Against Trump
@AccountableGOP

Trump calls on police officers to watch for voter fraud: “I hope you watch for voter fraud…Watch for the voter fraud because we win without voter fraud…You can keep it down just by watching because, believe it or not, they’re afraid of that badge. They’re afraid of you people.”

“Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Pick Me!” Alina Cries. “Oooh, Pick Me!”

Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein

BREAKING: At his New York City press conference Trump, as he discussed the E. Jean Carroll case, said he is “disappointed” in his “legal talent”. His lawyers were standing right behind him on camera.

Who the hell would want to represent this guy?

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Alina Habba says that as a woman who has spent many hours with Trump she can say that he is not someone who would sexually abuse women.

Popular Demand Of Your Creditors?

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

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This Is Rich Coming From Somebody Who Has Made Little Effort To Master “OUR” Language

Acyn
@Acyn

Trump: We have people who are allowed to walk in from countries unknown. From countries no one has even heard of. From countries where we do not even know how to speak their language.

But Shh, Don’t Tell Him: It’s A Surprise For Inauguration Day

Kamala HQ
@KamalaHQ

Project 2025 planner: We’re planning to stack Trump’s next administration with people who will do his bidding. We will fire thousands of civil servants to give Trump a team that can give him total, unchecked power

Donald J. Trump
@realdonaldtrump

I know nothing about Project 2025. I have no idea who is behind it.

If You Laugh, Keep In Mind That Math Is A Communist Plot
Trump Has Known This Since Grade Four!

The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow

“Virtually 100% of the net job creation in the last year has gone to migrants. In fact, I’ve heard it’s substantially more, actually beyond that number – 100%. It’s a much higher number than that.” @Acyn

The Fascists, Nascent, And Trump-Adjacent

Oltmann’s Problem Is That The Voices In His Head Refuse To Testify

Kyle Clark
@KyleClark

Conservative activist Joe Oltmann created a nationwide conspiracy theory that Denver-based Dominion Voting System and Antifa rigged the 2020 election. A judge now says Oltmann must pay $1,000 per day until he discloses his evidence.
#copolitics

…But Not In A Way That Would Indicate That I Support His Work In Any Way, Or Even Know Anything About It

Kamala HQ
@KamalaHQ

JD Vance: I want to shout out Pete Hoekstra

(Pete Hoekstra is a Project 2025 author)

Oh, Yeah – Watching So Much Joy Can Really Take It Out Of You!

Acyn
@Acyn

Lara Trump: I think the American people were probably left feeling hollowed and empty after watching that DNC.

The FBI Thanks You For Your Cooperation

Raymond James
@rjj198

We burn Washington DC to the ground. Hang Harris and Biden in front of the capital. Show them a real insurrection

Hard To Believe That Charlie Kirk Is A Distant Relative of James T. Kirk

Kamala HQ
@KamalaHQ

Trump operative, echoing Project 2025: The Democratic Party has been infected with toxic femininity. They don’t care about standards… It’s all about love and compassion. It requires men to stop it

(Trump is hosting a rally with this person tomorrow)

As The Constitution Gently Weeps

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

“Donald Trump said on his first day he’s going to be a dictator”

Trump supporter: “I like that!…This country needs a dictator. I hate to say it, but this is the truth.”

“What Happened To Lying? You’re Very Good At Lying. You Have A Lot Of Practice. Why, On This One Issue, Did You Have To Tell The Truth?”

Right Wing Watch
@RightWingWatch

White nationalist Nick Fuentes blasts Trump for admitting that he lost the 2020 election: “So, why did we do Stop the Steal? … it would have been good to know that before 1,600 people got charged.”

That’s A False Choice: It Takes A Really Strong Woman To Do Everything Her Husband Tells Her To Do Without Poisoning His Broccoli Consomme!

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

Vance: “Trump and I are the only ticket for strong women!”

Is he delusional or really weird?

Other Mothers

Only If You’re An Antisemite

dancing in the street
@martycom

Netanyahu is the Trump of Israel…

You can love a country while hating their leader.

If It Quacks Like A Conspiracy
And It Waddles Like A Conspiracy…
Duck!

Heartland Signal
@HeartlandSignal

Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) claims, without evidence, that the Great Depression was an inside job.

“The Great Depression was pretty well planned … I know it really sounds like conspiracy theory. I don’t completely understand it, but I just feel it in my bones…”

He Was Still A Democrat? Does He Ever Listen To Himself Speak?

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Alan Dershowitz announces he is leaving the Democratic Party. He said he won’t announce who he is voting for until November 1 because he is willing to give Kamala Harris a chance to win him over.