“Prime Minister Mark Carney?” “We Agree On Many Things?” “Thank You‽”
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO PRESIDENT TRUMP‽
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I just finished speaking with Prime Minister Mark Carney, of Canada. It was an extremely productive call, we agree on many things, and will be meeting immediately after Canada’s upcoming Election to work on elements of Politics, Business, and all other factors, that will end up being great for both the United States of America and Canada. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I Mean, You Have Elon Musk, Who Is A Huge Fascist, Shutting USAID, Which Will Result In The Deaths Of Thousands Of African Children… What An Evil Thing To Do. What A Creep, What A Jerk. Who Derives Joy From That?
Acyn
@Acyn
Musk: I mean, you have Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price… What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like, who derives joy from that?
Given All Of Her Lying, How Does Her Brain Not Strangle Her?
Given That I Listen To Her Lying, How Does My Brain Not Explode?
The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Leavitt: “If this story proves anything, it proves that Democrats and their propagandists in the mainstream media know how to fabricate, orchestrate, and disseminate a misinformation campaign quite well. And there’s arguably no one in the media who loves manufacturing and pushing hoaxes more than Jeffrey Goldberg.”
My Clearances Are So Classified, In Fact, That Nobody In The Government Knows About Them
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
I’ve had a top secret clearance for many years and have had clearances that themselves are classified.
But Was It “Creating A Ruckus…With Intent?”
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Marco Rubio on Rumeysa Ozturk: “We revoked her visa … once you’ve lost your visa, you’re no longer legally in the United States … if you come into the US as a visitor and create a ruckus for us, we don’t want it. We don’t want it in our country. Go back and do it in your country.”
Was Junior Sitting In Front Of You At The Time?
Was His Brain Worm?
Tell Me The Drink Didn’t Hit Somebody Like Your Wife!
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
I just spit out my drink.
Jesse Waters: “You were never on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet, were you?”
RFK, Jr.: “I was on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet two times.”
But You Just Admitted They Were NOT Illegal Alien Gang Bang – ACK!
Do You Not Listen To What You Say?
Can You Teach Me How You Do It?
Acyn
@Acyn
Jessica: And there are now numerous cases confirmed of people in that mega prison who should not be.
Watters: Yeah so hopefully we fix these mistakes – You are showing more sympathy to these illegal alien gang bangers than you showed to American citizens
Ernie: “Hey, Bert. Have You Ever Heard So Much [BLEEP] In Your Life?”
Bert: “No Ernie. And What’s With All Those Capital Letters?”
Ernie: “Looks Like He Was Possessed By A Demonic Shift Key!”
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
NPR and PBS, two horrible and completely biased platforms (Networks!), should be DEFUNDED by Congress, IMMEDIATELY. Republicans, don’t miss this opportunity to rid our Country of this giant SCAM, both being arms of the Radical Left Democrat Party. JUST SAY NO AND, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
MAGA: “Fine! Leave! I Don’t Need You! I’ve Got…Hungary! And…And…And North Korea! I’ll Be Fine! You’ll See! You’ll Be Begging Me To Take You Back! But I Won’t! *SOB* I’ll Never Take You Back!”
Brian Allen
@allenanalysis
HOLY SH*T.
Canada just torched its alliance with the U.S.
Carney didn’t mince words:
“The old relationship we had with the United States – based on deepening integration of our economies and tight security and military cooperation – is over.”
That’s not a policy disagreement.
That’s a geopolitical divorce.
And it’s all unraveling in real time.
It’s Certainly Safe From FOIA Requests!
Acyn
@Acyn
Ingraham: Is signal not going to be used or is it going to be used going forward? Are you aware of it?
Bondi: I think signal is a very safe way to communicate. I don’t think foreign adversaries are able to hack signal as far as I know.
Hell, I Would Be Happy To Vote For The Republican Candidate For Half A Million – Or A Quarter Of A Million – Or, Frankly, Twenty-five Bucks And An Oolong Dragon Bubble Tea
But You’ll Have To Do It Quickly Before A Judge Shuts You Do – Oops, Too Late
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
On Sunday night, I will give a talk in Wisconsin.
To clarify a previous post, entrance is limited to those who have signed the petition in opposition to activist judges.
I will also hand over checks for a million dollars to 2 people to be spokesmen for the petition.
The Administration Just Turns Over Rocks, And There They Are!
(And There Are A Lot Of Rocks In Washington!)
Really American
@ReallyAmerican1
BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Senator Adam Schiff shreds John Eisenberg, a Trump National Security Division nominee, for not knowing anything abou the biggest national security scandal this year.
Where do they find these unfit candidates?
Big Bird: “Today, Children, We’ll Be Learning About The Separation Of Church And State…”
Right Wing Watch
@RightWingWatch
Rep. Tim Burchett says NPR and PBS must be defunded because “they literally hate this country”: “They hate everything it’s about. They hate our patriotism. They hate our Lord.”
Perhaps Not, But It Is Being Waterboarded By Stupidity
Acyn
@Acyn
Watters: We don’t need friends. If we have to burn down a few bridges with Denmark to take Greenland. We’re big boys. We dropped a-bombs on Japan and now they are our ally… America is not handcuffed by history.
I’ve Heard The Access Hollywood Tapes – I Find It Very Easy To Ignore The President’s Desires!
TheBulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Vance: “The President said we have to have Greenland, and I think we do have to be more serious about the security of Greenland. We cannot just ignore this place. We cannot just ignore the president’s desires.”