Still Think Letting Trump Be Trump Is a Good Idea?
Of Course! If The Cows Jump Out Of The Windows, They Could Crush Unsuspecting Pedestrians Below! Best Not To Take Any Chances.
Hunh! And You Doubt His Brilliance!
Kamala’s Wins
@harris_wins
BREAKING: In a stunningly senile and incoherent moment, Donald Trump is talking about how Democrats want to ban cows and windows in buildings. This is deeply unserious stuff. Retweet to make sure every American sees this and knows Trump isn’t well.
Somebody’s Been Watching Sesame Street Again!
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump: “The word grocery. It’s sort of a simple word. But it sort of means like everything you eat. The stomach is speaking. It always does.”
What a F moron
No Context, Please
Whatever You Do, FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE SPARE ME THE CONTEXT FOR THIS STATEMENT!
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: I did three of them today. I did a little one. A little tiny one. And I did a really big one. I did a big one.
The Migrants Take The Hospital Beds To School With Them – That’s How Sneaky They Are!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump: “You cannot get into a hospital, by the way. Because the migrants have all the beds. You cannot get into a hospital. You cannot get your kids into a school because they are migrants there that don’t even speak the language … they’re getting precedent over your children”
I Find It’s Easier (And More Fun) To Read Trump Tweets If You Replace Anything All In Caps With The Phrase “Gambolling Shiny Unicorns” And Two Or More Exclamation Marks With “And Puppies”
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
A giant Fake News Scam by CBS & 60 Minutes. Her REAL ANSWER WAS CRAZY, OR DUMB, so they actually REPLACED it with another answer in order to save her or, at least, make her look better. A FAKE NEWS SCAM, which is totally illegal. TAKE AWAY THE CBS LICENSE. Election Interference. She is a Moron, and the Fake News Media wants to hide that fact. An UNPRECEDENTED SCANDAL!!! The Dems got them to do this and should be forced to concede the Election? WOW!
“Dammit! How Can I Effectively Keep Democrats From Voting IF THE IDIOTS DON’T EVEN KNOW THEY’RE BEING THREATENED‽”
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
What the hell does this mean?
Donald Trump says its “very dangerous” for Kamala Harris voters to identify themselves because they’ll “get hurt.”
Is that a threat??
Umm…That Analogy Might Not Be As Flattering As You May Think…
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: I don’t like flies. Get out of here fly. This is a very aggressive sucker. Like I’m going to be aggressive for our country
GAAACK! Why Mention Trump And An Orgy In The Same Tweet‽ I’m Never Going To Be Able To Unthink That!
David Axelrod
@DavidAxelrod
Trump just told a crowd in MI that “people in North Carolina aren’t getting any help from the federal government” because, he says, they’ve spent all the money on immigrants.
He said Harris will raise the social security retirement age by “five or six years.”
He said he drew “50,000 or 60,000 people” to an event in WI but was restricted to a room of 900 because the USSS wouldn’t provide security.
It really is an orgy of lying.
The Former President Is Saying Here That Time Is A Mobius Strip, But Does He Get Any Credit For His Brilliance?
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump on tariffs: Our greatest wealth probably proportionately was in the 1880s.. we had so much money all from tariffs… then you had the depression. A lot of people said tariffs caused it. They didn’t, tariffs came in 1932 after the depression.
MAGAts Are So Dumb, If They Get Into Power Again They’ll Try To Ban Political Surrogates
Did I Mention That I’m A Dude? A Guy? A Bro? Because I Wouldn’t Want There To Be Any Misunderstandings!
Acyn
@Acyn
Taylor: Just speaking as a dude, right? A country guy. I’m just telling you right now. I mean, I talked to lots of guys. I’m a bro. So when you talk to people, no one’s looking at her and saying this is the strong leader
It’s Good To Know That When Her Stint Leading The RNC Is Over, She Has No Career As A Pollster Waiting For Her
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Lara Trump dismisses the polls showing VP Harris leading Trump:
The polls are absolutely ridiculous. I get slipped beverage napkins every time I get on an airplane saying we can’t wait to vote for Trump.
THAT’S YOUR PLAN? That’s not a Plan! It’s Not Even A Concept Of A Plan! It’s Not Even An Inkling Of A Concept Of A Plan!
TRY HARDER!
Acyn
@Acyn
Reporter: Can you detail how a Trump-Vance administration would end the war in Ukraine?
Vance: The details of how Trump will end the war in Ukraine is by not being weak and not being dumb.
Breaking Good?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
TOM EMMER: Kamala Harris and Joe Biden broke the economy
JOHN BERMAN: Economists call this the greatest economy in 35 years. The unemployment rate has consistently been at 4% or lower and GDP has been around 3% for the entire administration
Yeeeaaaahhhh, If Lincoln Was Here, He Would Probably Challenge You To A Duel For Misappropriating His Words
Acyn
@Acyn
Vance: We hope our opponents would remember before we were Democrats or before we were Republicans, we are Americans. But sadly, our opponents have not heeded Abraham Lincoln’s words and listen to the better angels of our nature.
On The Other Hand, If I See A Demon On One Of The Wings, I’ll Assume That I’ve Had Enough Vodka For One Flight, And Only Have Two Or Three More Shots
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Top Trump ally Charlie Kirk: “I’m sorry. If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, ‘Boy, I hope he’s qualified.'”
And We Know There’s Water – Do I Have To Draw You A Map?
Acyn
@Acyn
Habba: There are babies floating in the water and we’re on podcasts?!?
MacCallum: Where did you see that report of a baby in the water?
Habba: We have absolutely heard there are children missing