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Elon is Dead Serious (Even Though You’re the One Who Will End Up Deceased)

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The President-unelected

An Apt Description Of Just About Everything You Post
It’s Good To See You Becoming More Self-aware

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Unreal

And When I Say, “Your Voice,” I Mean “My Voice.”
Doesn’t Everybody?

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

This shows how much your voice matters!

And having a President like @realDonaldTrump means that your voice is finally heard.

Dude! You’re Not A Performance Artist! This Residence You Seem To Have Taken Up In Mar-a-Lago Is Getting Creepy!

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

It was an honor to pay my respects to Akie Abe, widow of PM Abe, upon her visit to Mar-a-Lago to have dinner with @realDonaldTrump and @MELANIATRUMP.

My condolences to the people of Japan for their loss.

Which People Would Those Be?
The Seniors Who Won’t Get Their Social Security Checks?
The Farmers Whose Support Will Disappear?
Anybody Living In A Disaster Area Who Won’t Be Getting FEMA Funding?
The Ghouls Living In Your Head?

Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

BREAKING: Fox News reports that @ElonMusk’s post vowing to fund primary challenges against Republicans who support the Continuing Resolution have effectively killed the bill.

X is the most powerful platform on the planet and is forcing the government to answer to the people.

There Should Be A Font On TwitterX Called “Ransom Note”

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Ever seen a bigger piece of pork?

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

This bill should not pass.

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Call your elected representatives today to stop the steal of your tax dollars!

Unelected And Unaccountable?

Rothmus
@Rothmus

Musk speaks for the people.

Congressmen get the votes and ignore the people’s will.

I wish you could all be more like him.

You Don’t Math Very Good, Do You?

Kevin M. Nelson
@KevinMNelsonUSA

And the people said, Amen, and Congress listened, and all was well for another day.

Elon = X = the voice of The People.

X. We are the media now, and The People have spoken.

Looks Like Being President Isn’t Enough For Somebody…

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Your elected representatives have heard you and now the terrible bill is dead. The voice of the people has triumphed!

VOX POPULI
VOX DEI

The President-elect

Q: Which Countries Are Those?
Trump: Well, There’s…Umm…Floujackistan And…And…And…Gabaghoul And…Others…

Republican Voters Against Trump
@AccountableGOP

Q: “What do you say to people that are worried that [RFK Jr’s] views on vaccines will translate into policies that will make their kids left safe?”

Trump: “There are problems. We don’t do as well as a lot of other nations, and those nations use nothing.”

Everybody Else (The Unselected)

Here’s A Not Especially Friendly Reminder For Dan Goldman: We’re Okay With That.

Daniel Goldman
@danielsgoldman

Here’s a friendly reminder for Republicans: You take an oath to the Constitution – not to Donald Trump.

If you enable his authoritarian impulses, you will be complicit and directly responsible for the dismantling of our democracy.

You Don’t Math Very Well, Either, Do You?
Unfortunately For You, Most Americans Can Count To 38

Acyn
@Acyn

Alford: If a shutdown occurs because we do not pass this continuing resolution today, it will not be a Republican shutdown, it will be a Democrat shutdown and when it goes to the senate, it will be the Schumer shutdown.

Musk Is Already President, So He Probably Wouldn’t Want The Demotion
And Ramaswamy Is A Billionaire, So I’m Not Sure Which “The People” You’re Referring To

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

GOP Sen. Mike Lee says the next Speaker of the House should be Elon Musk or Vivek Ramaswamy and then we’ll finally have a “Government of the people, by the people, for the people”

There’s Bipartisanship, Then There’s National Suicide…

Joe Biden
@JoeBiden

I pray to God that the president-elect throws away Project 2025. I think it would be an economic disaster.

I believe the only way for a president to lead American is to lead all of America.

Looks Like Somebody Has “Above The Law” Envy

John Strand
@JohnStrandUSA

January 6 defendants don’t actually need a pardon, we need FULL exoneration.

The DOJ must file motions to vacate convictions, admit wrongdoing, and offer compensation for ruining lives and incarcerating innocent people under fraudulent and manufactured pretenses.

Fido Smith And Fluffy Jones, Caught Trying To Leave The Venue By The Back Door, Are “Pets Of Interest” Who Have Been Taken In By The FBI For Questioning

Art Candee
@ArtCandee

Alex Bruesewitz, a Trump and JD Vance Campaign Adviser, collapsed on stage.

The guy who was behind the “they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats” lie demonizing immigrants in Ohio.

Good Advice
Think Your Fellow DOGEhead Is Following It?

Vivek Ramaswamy
@VivekGRamaswamy

Currently reading the 1,547-page bill to fund the government through mid-March. Expecting every U.S. Congressman & Senator to do the same.

So…You’re Ready To Be An Objective FBI Head, Then?

Kash Patel
@Kash

Adam Kinzinger… any time you want to show up and talk truth on Jan. 6, let me know- and stop hiding behind cnn and your lies. You showed up for my deposition and left after 5 mins, total coward and owned by the deep state. You are a complete zero

Alfred Hitchcock Was A Prophet!

Concerned Citizen
@BgatesIsaPyscho

New Jersey Residents are now reporting unusual Bird patterns as Thousands of birds migrate from New Jersey

The birds know.

So, It’s A Matter Of Principle, Then

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Piers Morgan: 30 years ago, it would have been unthinkable to hear so many Republicans going on the record to side with Putin. Why do you guys seem to relaxed about the idea of a Russian dictator marauding around Europe helping himself to land that isn’t his?

Lauren Boebert: “Putin is asking us for a heck of a lot less money than Zelensky is…”

That Response Wasn’t In The Vice President’s Programming
It Will Be Part Of His Next Update

Kit Maher
@KitMaherCNN

Leaving his office, @JDVance says: What the President believes is that we should support a clean CR so long as it contains a debt limit increase. That’s the position of the president and that’s what we’re going to try to push for.

No response on if Johnson should be reelected